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#caroline #bodow #Year three

#Karfunkle #year two

I fantasized about murdering the 12 year old next to me in church with a bible for the entire service.

~Miche, on #godislove

#miche #Year three

‘So in this crossover fanfic I read...’

Mich, on midichlorians

#miche #Year three

can we push back the stress intervention, i'm busy

caroline, on 3rd year

#caroline #Year three

The Adventures of Caroline Crouch, Second Year Words Major

Caroline: today, in the adventures of Caroline crouch, IT specialist, installing snow leopard

miche: WHAT

Caroline: a dangerous task, for sure.

I KNOW RIGHT

miche: it would kill a lesser humanities student

Caroline: leopards are fierce wild cats

#miche #caroline #year two

miche: From Karfunkle "when want meet?"

Caroline: oh my god

you two

seriously

miche: we transcend grammar

#miche #caroline #Karfunkle #year two

...and i'm getting outfoxed by this stapler

Caroline, on life of the mind

#caroline #Year three

I should weep into star wars' arms

Miche, on #suprisinglysingle

#miche #Year three

miche: I think

I may be a bad person

#miche

Miche: and I am on crutch

Caroline: on crutch

Miche: it's like on foot

Miche: only more saddness

#miche #caroline #year two

You guys were so awkward that I closed my door in shame.

Miche

#miche #year two

i've had a lot of Thoughts About Bagels today and i'm not really sure what that means

Caroline, on a normal day

#caroline #Year three

#Adam

#caroline

#caroline #Year three

“We’re like the herpes of friendship”

Caroline, on why Miche can’t have nice things

#Caroline #Miche #year two

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