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So I’ve got asks about this blog and unfortunately I have to say that this blog is inactive and has been for a bit. It’s really sad because we did have big plans for it but it unfortunately got away.

Many of the voice actors on this blog though are still doing projects on other projects or on their own blogs, in homestuck or other fandoms or even original projects so definitely check them out!

Thank you to everyone who followed and supported us, we truly appreciate it!

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I want to audition as an ancestor, and i can't find any logs on them. what should I do? Make one up?

Hello, Mod Tabikat here! I can help you out if you contact me off anon at my main blog (Tabikat.co.vu), just send me an inbox message off anon saying you were the one asking about the ancestors!

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RUFIOH NITRAM CAST!

Our resident Rogue of Breath goes to the ultra fantabulous Cameron!

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DAVE STRIDER IS CAST!

Please welcome as the master of rhyme, our Knight of Time: Edd!

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Hi there! I thought I'd let you guys know about this new project that's being started called Short Homestuck Films. Right now, we're in need of voice actors, editors, writers, artists, and more! This is a come one, come all sort of project, so anyone is welcome to join us!! I just thought you guys, or maybe your followers, or even actors who've auditioned for you and not made the cut, might be interested. If you are, check out our blog for more info. Thanks for your time!! --thespianTrucker

Hey guys, check this blog out. I've been talking to one of the mods and I think they have a great idea for it. - Mod Tabikat

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DAVE STRIDER AND RUFIOH NITRAM DEADLINE

Auditions for these two lovely lads will be closing TUESDAY, AUGUST 20th at 11:59 PM EST. Please have your auditions in before then!

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NEW SOUND EDITOR APPROACHES

Please welcome Kami as our new sound editor, we are very lucky to have yet another brilliant lady added to the team.

Writer auditions are still up~ We hope to see what can be brought to the table~

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NEW WRITER APPROACHES

Everyone say hello to Alison as she joins the creative team in helping us bust out amazing stuff. We're lucky to have her~

We still would like a third writer so any interested parties can still audition~

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Psst, I saw your post in the tag "vastuck" and just wanted tonwarn you that that tag is used for Homestucks in Virginia uwu"

i got you! i'll tell the other mods so we can change our tag.-Aud

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VASTUCK IN NEED OF WRITERS

Right now we are in search of some more writers to add to our team so if you really like to write and script-write and coming up with ideas then we need you! Writers will be in charge of writing the scripts for requests but they can also write scripts/projects for the group of their own ideas as well!

Requirements for writer auditions is here!

You can send your auditions to [email protected] with the subject line "WRITER AUDITION". 

We look forward to seeing what everyone can do!

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Rosemary?

sure thing!-Aud

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Request: Erifef? 38D

Your wish will be granted anon! -Tabikat

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I was just wondering if I can still audition for Mom Lalonde since it doesn`t have a name beside it?

Of course Anon! Unless otherwise announced on the blog if a character does not have a name beside it then you can still audition for them.

-Tabikat

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REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Our lovely cast is just itching to do some work, so send in some requests for us to voice!

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Hello everyone, please give a warm welcome back to Sabrina who started the whole VAstuck project! She's back with us!

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Death of Dualscar Transcript

Script originally written by JBriner and GeneralIvan

  DS: Highblood. I bring news of Mindfang’s location.

GHB: YOU MAY SPEAK DUALSCAR, BUT DON’T WASTE MY TIME!

DS: I’ve nothin’ to say to you clown. I’m here to see condesen... Her Imperial Condesention.

GHB: no.

DS: You dare presume to tell me!-

GHB: NO

DS: Alright. Ha-ha. Very funny. What a hilarious joke. See how hard i’m fucking laughing? Now let me speak to the Empress! I don’t want to spend more time in this blood smeared throne room. Just the sight of all this vile peasant blood is makin’ me fucking sick!

GHB: you’re right. it needs a more dignified touch. you know what it could use?

DS: I don’t have time for one of your jokes!

GHB: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT COULD MOTHERFUCKING USE?! a little purple.

DS: W-what? You wouldn’t. I am your superior.

GHB: IT WAS A MOTHER FUCKING JOKE. GET IT!?

DS: It’s treason and you know it. Mindfang’s probably gearing’ up to flee and you just want me to wait around here and listen to you make a mockery of me?! If you want a touch of purple, why don’t a couple of you subjuggulators just rip each other to bits? Will you be fuckin laughing’ then? They say you’re the ‘highbloods’, but you’re nothing but psychotic, land dwelling’ barbarians. Spewing tripe about some fucking honk all the time! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to an audience with the Condense, cus clearly that piss blooded brain slave of hers is about as useful as one of you stardust snorting, paint faced FUCKING TROGLODYTES!

GHB:...do you believe in miracles, brother?

DS: Ooooh, more nonsense. Great.

GHB: THERE’S A THREE RING DARK CARNIVAL COMING! and i’m the motherfucking ring master! RING ONE IS RAGE! ring two is sadness. AND RING THREE IS MOTHERFUCKING MURDER! a vast honk is coming, i know it to be true. YOU CAN’T KEEP IT AWAY WITH HERESY, YOU BLASPHEMING MOTHERFUCKER!

DS: Now just hold on a second.

GHB: honk

DS: Fine! I’ll tell you about Mindfang, is that what you want?

GHB: HONK!

DS:... you’re fucking insane.

GHB: i know. THATS THE JOKE MOTHERFUCKER!

DS: Let go of me... I didn’t mean it. Please!

GHB: and you’re going to be my favourite punchline.

it’s so beautiful. death, is beautiful. :o)

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Transcript of Introduction Skit

(Gamzee) Aw, C’mOn, BrO, yOu GoTtA hAvE sOmEtHiNg NiCe To SaY :o)

(Karkat) WHAT GOOD THING IS THERE TO FUCKING SAY?! “HELLO THERE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS COLLECTION OF GRUBFUCKERS SCREECHING INTO MICROPHONES FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON!”

K4RK4T, STOP B31NG SUCH 4 CLOS3D-M1ND3D 1D1OT FOR 4 S3COND SO TH3 R3ST OF US “GRUBFUCK3RS” C4N H4V3 FUN

(Nepeta) :33 < yeah karkitty! don't be so uptight!

(Jake) Can we not start this thing with a fight...

(Karkat) YOU’RE JUST PROVING MY FUCKING POINT!

*door slam*

(Jake) ...How were we proving his point...?

(Jane) hi guys! we’re here!

(Roxy) janey, i think were laet…

*ltae

*late

(Vriska) You started without us?

(Rose) Mom!

(Terezi) TH1S 1S YOUR... MOTH3R?

(Rose) It's a long story...

(Karkat) WHO EVEN INVITED YOU?!

(Jade) me...

(Karkat) SERIOUSLY, THIS IS JUST...

(Karkat) I AM LEAVING THIS TWISTED RUMPUSBLOCK OF A FUCKING BUBBLE RIGHT NOW!

(Vriska) 8ye, Karkaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!

*door slam*

*silence…*

*scratching sound like a pencil :D*

(Hussie) Why did I think this was a good idea?!