Q: What made you want to start work, like become an ally to the community? What prompted you to say, do you know what, this injustice has gone on long enough.
David: When I was a teenager, there was this thing that Mrs. Thatcher's government introduced called Section 28, which was about stopping the "promotion" of homosexuality in schools, which was a weird umbrella term, which was basically saying it was illegal to talk about being gay in school or to suggest that that might be a normal way of behaving. We look back on that now as a medieval, absurd thing to try and say. And I think the way the trans community is being demonised and othered is exactly the same.
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On December 28th, I delivered a speech entitled "A post-American, enshittification-resistant internet" for 39C3, the 39th Chaos Communications Congress in Hamburg, Germany. This is the transcript of that speech.
Trump has staged an unscheduled, midair rapid disassembly of the global system of trade. Ironically, it is this system that prevented all of
Many of you know that I'm an activist with the Electronic Frontier Foundation – EFF. I'm about to start my 25th year there. I know that I'm hardly unbiased, but as far as I'm concerned, there's no group anywhere on Earth that does the work of defending our digital rights better than EFF.
I'm an activist there, and for the past quarter-century, I've been embroiled in something I call "The War on General Purpose Computing."
If you were at 28C3, 14 years ago, you may have heard me give a talk with that title. Those are the trenches I've been in since my very first day on the job at EFF, when I flew to Los Angeles to crash the inaugural meeting of something called the "Broadcast Protection Discussion Group," an unholy alliance of tech companies, media companies, broadcasters and cable operators.
They'd gathered because this lavishly corrupt American congressman, Billy Tauzin, had promised them a new regulation – a rule banning the manufacture and sale of digital computers, unless they had been backdoored to specifications set by that group, specifications for technical measures to block computers from performing operations that were dispreferred by these companies' shareholders.
That rule was called "the Broadcast Flag," and it actually passed through the American telecoms regulator, the Federal Communications Commission. So we sued the FCC in federal court, and overturned the rule.
We won that skirmish, but friends, I have bad news, news that will not surprise you. Despite wins like that one, we have been losing the war on the general purpose computer for the past 25 years.
Which is why I've come to Hamburg today. Because, after decades of throwing myself against a locked door, the door that leads to a new, good internet, one that delivers both the technological self-determination of the old, good internet, and the ease of use of Web 2.0 that let our normie friends join the party, that door has been unlocked.
Today, it is open a crack. It's open a crack!
And here's the weirdest part: Donald Trump is the guy who's unlocked that door.
Oh, he didn't do it on purpose! But, thanks to Trump's incontinent belligerence, we are on the cusp of a "Post-American Internet," a new digital nervous system for the 21st century. An internet that we can build without worrying about America's demands and priorities.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not happy about Trump or his policies. But as my friend Joey DaVilla likes to say, "When life gives you SARS, you make sarsaparilla." The only thing worse than experiencing all the terror that Trump has unleashed on America and the world would be going through all that and not salvaging anything out of the wreckage.
That's what I want to talk to you about today: the post-American Internet we can wrest from Trump's chaos.
A post-American Internet that is possible because Trump has mobilized new coalition partners to join the fight on our side. In politics, coalitions are everything. Any time you see a group of people suddenly succeeding at a goal they have been failing to achieve, it's a sure bet that they've found some coalition partners, new allies who don't want all the same thing as the original forces, but want enough of the same things to fight on their side.
That's where Trump came from: a coalition of billionaires, white nationalists, Christian bigots, authoritarians, conspiratorialists, imperialists, and self-described "libertarians" who've got such a scorching case of low-tax brain worms that they'd vote for Mussolini if he'd promise to lower their taxes by a nickel.
And what's got me so excited is that we've got a new coalition in the War on General Purpose Computers: a coalition that includes the digital rights activists who've been on the lines for decades, but also people who want to turn America's Big Tech trillions into billions for their own economy, and national security hawks who are quite rightly worried about digital sovereignty.
My thesis here is that this is an unstoppable coalition. Which is good news! For the first time in decades, victory is in our grasp.
So let me explain: 14 years ago, I stood in front of this group and explained the "War on General Purpose Computing." That was my snappy name for this fight, but the boring name that they use in legislatures for it is "anticircumvention,"
Under anticircumvention law, it's a crime to alter the functioning of a digital product or service, unless the manufacturer approves of your modification, and – crucially – this is true whether or not your modification violates any other law.
Anticircumvention law originates in the USA: Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998 establishes a felony punishable by a five year prison sentence and a $500,000 fine for a first offense for bypassing an "access control" for a copyrighted work.
So practically speaking, if you design a device or service with even the flimsiest of systems to prevent modification of its application code or firmware, it's a felony – a jailable felony – to modify that code or firmware. It's also a felony to disclose information about how to bypass that access control, which means that pen-testers who even describe how they access a device or system face criminal liability.
Under anticircumvention law any manufacturer can trivially turn their product into a no-go zone, criminalizing the act of investigating its defects, criminalizing the act of reporting on its defects, and, criminalizing the act of remediating its defects.
This is a law that Jay Freeman rightly calls "Felony Contempt of Business Model." Anticircumvention became the law of the land in 1998 when Bill Clinton signed the DMCA. But before you start snickering at those stupid Americans, know this: every other country in the world has passed a law just like this in the years since. Here in the EU, it came in through Article 6 of the 2001 EU Copyright Directive.
Now, it makes a certain twisted sense for the US to enact a law like this, after all, they are the world's tech powerhouse, home to the biggest, most powerful tech companies in the world. By making it illegal to modify digital products without the manufacturer's permission, America enhances the rent-extracting power of the most valuable companies on US stock exchanges.
But why would Europe pass a law like this? Europe is a massive tech importer. By extending legal protection to tech companies that want to steal their users' data and money, the EU was facilitating a one-way transfer of value from Europe to America. So why would Europe do this?
Well, let me tell you about the circumstances under which other countries came to enact their anticircumvention laws and maybe you'll spot a pattern that will answer this question.
Australia got its anticircumvention law through the US-Australia Free Trade Agreement, which obliges Australia to enact anticircumvention law.
Canada and Mexico got it through the US-Mexico-Canada Free Trade Agreement, which obliges Canada and Mexico to enact anticircumvention laws.
Andean nations like Chile got their anticircumvention laws through bilateral US free trade agreements, which oblige them to enact anticircumvention laws.
And the Central American nations got their anticircumvention laws through CAFTA – The Central American Free Trade Agreement with the USA – which obliges them to enact anticircumvention laws, too.
I assume you've spotted the pattern by now: the US trade representative has forced every one of its trading partners to adopt anticircumvention law, to facilitate the extraction of their own people's data and money by American firms. But of course, that only raises a further question: Why would every other country in the world agree to let America steal its own people's money and data, and block its domestic tech sector from making interoperable products that would prevent this theft?
Here's an anecdote that unravels this riddle: many years ago, in the years before Viktor Orban rose to power, I used to guest-lecture at a summer PhD program in political science at Budapest's Central European University. And one summer, after I'd lectured to my students about anticircumvention law, one of them approached me.
They had been the information minister of a Central American nation during the CAFTA negotiations, and one day, they'd received a phone-call from their trade negotiator, calling from the CAFTA bargaining table. The negotiator said, "You know how you told me not to give the Americans anticircumvention under any circumstances? Well, they're saying that they won't take our coffee unless we give them anticircumvention. And I'm sorry, but we just can't lose the US coffee market. Our economy would collapse. So we're going to give them anticircumvention. I'm really sorry."
That's it. That's why every government in the world allowed US Big Tech companies to declare open season on their people's private data and ready cash.
The alternative was tariffs. Well, I don't know if you've heard, but we've got tariffs now!
I mean, if someone threatens to burn your house down unless you follow their orders, and then they burn your house down anyway, you don't have to keep following their orders. So…Happy Liberation Day?
So far, every country in the world has had one of two responses to the Trump tariffs. The first one is: "Give Trump everything he asks for (except Greenland) and hope he stops being mad at you." This has been an absolute failure. Give Trump an inch, he'll take a mile. He'll take fucking Greenland. Capitulation is a failure.
But so is the other tactic: retaliatory tariffs. That's what we've done in Canada (like all the best Americans, I'm Canadian). Our top move has been to levy tariffs on the stuff we import from America, making the things we buy more expensive. That's a weird way to punish America! It's like punching yourself in the face as hard as you can, and hoping the downstairs neighbor says "Ouch!"
And it's indiscriminate. Why whack some poor farmer from a state that begins and ends with a vowel with tariffs on his soybeans. That guy never did anything bad to Canada.
But there's a third possible response to tariffs, one that's just sitting there, begging to be tried: what about repealing anticircumvention law?
If you're a technologist or an investor based in a country that's repealed its anticircumvention law, you can go into business making disenshittificatory products that plug into America's defective tech exports, allowing the people who own and use those products to use them in ways that are good for them, even if those uses make the company's shareholders mad.
Think of John Deere tractors: when a farmer's John Deere tractor breaks down, they are expected to repair it, swapping in new parts and assemblies to replace whatever's malfing. But the tractor won't recognize that new part and will not start working again, not until the farmer spends a couple hundred bucks on a service callout from an official John Deere tractor repair rep, whose only job is to type an unlock code into the tractor's console, to initialize the part and pair it with the tractor's main computing unit.
Modding a tractor to bypass this activation step violates anticircumvention law, meaning farmers all over the world are stuck with this ripoff garbage, because their own government will lock up anyone who makes a tractor mod that disables the parts-pairing check in this American product.
So what if Canada repealed Bill C-11, the Copyright Modernization Act of 2012 (that's our anticircumvention law)? Well, then a company like Honeybee, which makes tractor front-ends and attachments, could hire some smart University of Waterloo computer science grads, and put 'em to work jailbreaking the John Deere tractor's firmware, and offer it to everyone in the world. They could sell the crack to anyone with an internet connection and a payment method, including that poor American farmer whose soybeans we're currently tariffing.
It's hard to convey how much money is on the table here. Take just one example: Apple's App Store. Apple forces all app vendors into using its payment processor, and charges them a 30 percent commission on every euro spent inside of an app.
30 percent! That's such a profitable business that Apple makes $100 billion per year on it. If the EU repeals Article 6 of the Copyright Directive, some smart geeks in Finland could reverse-engineer Apple's bootloaders and make a hardware dongle that jailbreaks phones so that they can use alternative app stores, and sell the dongle – along with the infrastructure to operate an app store – to anyone in the world who wants to go into business competing with Apple for users and app vendors.
Those competitors could offer a 90% discount every crafter on Etsy, every performer on Patreon, every online news outlet, every game dev, every media store. Offer them a 90% discount on payments, and still make $10b/year.
Maybe Finland will never see another Nokia, but Nokia's a tough business to be in. You've got to make hardware, which is expensive and risky. But if the EU legalizes jailbreaking, then Apple would have to incur all the expense and risk of making and fielding hardware, while those Finnish geeks could cream off the $100b Apple sucks out of the global economy in an act of a disgusting, rip-off rent-seeking.
As Jeff Bezos said to the publishers: "Your margin is my opportunity." With these guys, it's always "disruption for thee, but not for me." When they do it to us, that's progress. When we do it to them, it's piracy, and every pirate wants to be an admiral.
Well, screw that. Move fast and break Tim Cook's things. Move fast and break kings!
It's funny: I spent 25 years getting my ass kicked by the US Trade Representative (in my defense, it wasn't a fair fight). I developed a kind of grudging admiration for the skill with which the USTR bound the entire world to a system of trade that conferred parochial advantages to America and its tech firms, giving them free rein to loot the world's data and economies. So it's been pretty amazing to watch Trump swiftly and decisively dismantle the global system of trade and destroy the case for the world continuing to arrange its affairs to protect the interests of America's capital class.
I mean, it's not a path I would have chosen. I'd have preferred no Trump at all to this breakthrough. But I'll take this massive own-goal if Trump insists. I mean, I'm not saying I've become an accelerationist, but at this point, I'm not exactly not an accelerationist.
Now, you might have heard that governments around the world have been trying to get Apple to open its App Store, and they've totally failed at this. When the EU hit Apple with an enforcement order under the Digital Markets Act, Apple responded by offering to allow third party app stores, but it would only allow those stores to sell apps that Apple had approved of.
And while those stores could use their own payment processors, Apple would charge them so much in junk fees that it would be more expensive to process a payment using your own system, and if Apple believed that a user's phone had been outside of the EU for 21 days, they'd remotely delete all that user's data and apps.
When the EU explained that this would not satisfy the regulation, Apple threatened to pull out of the EU. Then, once everyone had finished laughing, Apple filed more than a dozen bullshit objections to the order hoping to tie this up in court for a decade, the way Google and Meta did for the GDPR.
It's not clear that the EU can force Apple to write code that opens up the iOS platform for alternative app stores and payment methods, but there is one thing that the EU can absolutely do with 100% reliability, any time they want: the EU can decide not to let Apple use Europe's courts to shut down European companies that defend European merchants, performers, makers, news outlets, game devs and creative workers, from Apple's ripoff, by jailbreaking phones.
All the EU has to do is repeal Article 6 of the Copyright Directive, and in so doing, strip Apple of the privilege of mobilizing the European justice system to shore up Apple's hundred billion dollar annual tax on the world's digital economy. The EU company that figures out how to reliably jailbreak iPhones will have customers all over the world, including in the USA, where Apple doesn't just use its veto over which apps you can run on your phone to suck 30% out of every dollar you spend, but where Apple also uses its control over the platform to strip out apps that protect Apple's customers from Trump's fascist takeover.
Back in October, Apple kicked the "ICE Block" app out of the App Store. That's an app that warns the user if there's a snatch squad of masked ICE thugs nearby looking to grab you off the street and send you to an offshore gulag. Apple internally classified ICE kidnappers as a "protected class," and then declared the ICE Block infringed on the rights of these poor, beset ICE goons.
And speaking of ICE thugs, there are plenty of qualified technologists who have fled the US this year, one step ahead of an ICE platoon looking to put them and their children into a camp. Those skilled hackers are now living all over the world, joined by investors who'd like to back a business whose success will be determined by how awesome its products are, and not how many $TRUMP coins they buy.
Apple's margin could be their opportunity.
Legalizing jailbreaking, raiding the highest margin lines of business of the most profitable companies in America is a much better response to the Trump tariffs than retaliatory tariffs.
For one thing, this is a targeted response: go after Big Tech's margins and you're mounting a frontal assault on the businesses whose CEOs each paid a million bucks to sit behind Trump on the inauguration dais.
Raiding Big Tech's margins is not an attack on the American people, nor on the small American businesses that are ripped off by Big Tech. It's a raid on the companies that screw everyday Americans and everyone else in the world. It's a way to make everyone in the world richer at the expense of these ripoff companies.
It beats the shit out of blowing hundreds of billions of dollars building AI data-centers in the hopes that someday, a sector that's lost nearly a trillion dollars shipping defective chatbots will figure out a use for GPUs that doesn't start hemorrhaging money the minute they plug them in.
So here are our new allies in the war on general-purpose computation: businesses and technologists who want to make billions of dollars raiding Big Tech's margins, and policymakers who want their country to be the disenshittification nation – the country that doesn't merely protect its people's money and privacy by buying jailbreaks from other countries, but rather, the country that makes billions of dollars selling that privacy and pocketbook-defending tech to the rest of the world.
That's a powerful alliance, but those are not the only allies Trump has pushed into our camp. There's another powerful ally waiting in the wings.
Remember last June, when the International Criminal Court in the Hague issued an arrest warrant for the génocidaire Benjamin Netanyahu, and Trump denounced the ICC, and then the ICC lost its Outlook access, its email archives, its working files, its address books, its calendars?
Microsoft says they didn't brick the ICC – that it's a coincidence. But when it comes to a he-said/Clippy-said between the justices of the ICC and the convicted monopolists of Microsoft, I know who I believe.
This is exactly the kind of infrastructural risk that we were warned of if we let Chinese companies like Huawei supply our critical telecoms equipment. Virtually every government ministry, every major corporation, every small business and every household in the world have locked themselves into a US-based, cloud-based service.
The handful of US Big Tech companies that supply the world's administrative tools are all vulnerable to pressure from the Trump admin, and that means that Trump can brick an entire nation.
The attack on the ICC was an act of cyberwarfare, like the Russian hackers who shut down Ukrainian power-generation facilities, except that Microsoft doesn't have to hack Outlook to brick the ICC – they own Outlook.
Under the US CLOUD Act of 2018, the US government can compel any US-based company to disclose any of its users' data – including foreign governments – and this is true no matter where that data is stored. Last July, Anton Carniaux, Director of Public and Legal Affairs at Microsoft France, told a French government inquiry that he "couldn't guarantee" that Microsoft wouldn't hand sensitive French data over to the US government, even if that data was stored in a European data-center.
And under the CLOUD Act, the US government can slap gag orders on the companies that it forces to cough up that data, so there'd be no way to even know if this happened, or whether it's already happened.
It doesn't stop at administrative tools, either: remember back in 2022, when Putin's thugs looted millions of dollars' worth of John Deere tractors from Ukraine and those tractors showed up in Chechnya? The John Deere company pushed an over-the-air kill signal to those tractors and bricked 'em.
John Deere is every bit as politically vulnerable to the Trump admin as Microsoft is, and they can brick most of the tractors in the world, and the tractors they can't brick are probably made by Massey Ferguson, the number-two company in the ag-tech cartel, which is also an American company and just as vulnerable to political attacks from the US government.
Now, none of this will be news to global leaders. Even before Trump and Microsoft bricked the ICC they were trying to figure out a path to "digital sovereignty." But the Trump administration's outrageous conduct and rhetoric over past 11 months has turned "digital sovereignty" from a nice-to-have into a must-have.
So finally, we're seeing some movement, like "Eurostack," a project to clone the functionality of US Big Tech silos in free/open source software, and to build EU-based data-centers that this code can run on.
But Eurostack is heading for a crisis. It's great to build open, locally hosted, auditable, trustworthy services that replicate the useful features of Big Tech, but you also need to build the adversarial interoperability tools that allow for mass exporting of millions of documents, the sensitive data-structures and edit histories.
We need scrapers and headless browsers to accomplish the adversarial interoperability that will guarantee ongoing connectivity to institutions that are still hosted on US cloud-based services, because US companies are not going to facilitate the mass exodus of international customers from their platform.
Just think of how Apple responded to the relatively minor demand to open up the iOS App Store, and now imagine the thermonuclear foot-dragging, tantrum-throwing and malicious compliance they'll come up with when faced with the departure of a plurality of the businesses and governments in a 27-nation bloc of 500,000,000 affluent consumers.
Any serious attempt at digital sovereignty needs migration tools that work without the cooperation of the Big Tech companies. Otherwise, this is like building housing for East Germans and locating it West Berlin. It doesn't matter how great the housing is, your intended audience is going to really struggle to move in unless you tear down the wall.
Step one of tearing down that wall is killing anticircumvention law, so that we can run virtual devices that can be scripted, break bootloaders to swap out firmware and generally seize the means of computation.
So this is the third bloc in the disenshittification army: not just digital rights hippies like me; not just entrepreneurs and economic development wonks rubbing their hands together at the thought of transforming American trillions into European billions; but also the national security hawks who are 100% justified in their extreme concern about their country's reliance on American platforms that have been shown to be totally unreliable.
This is how we'll get a post-American internet: with an unstoppable coalition of activists, entrepreneurs and natsec hawks.
This has been a long time coming. Since the post-war settlement, the world has treated the US as a neutral platform, a trustworthy and stable maintainer of critical systems for global interchange, what the political scientists Henry Farrell and Abraham Newman call the "Underground Empire." But over the past 15 years, the US has systematically shattered global trust in its institutions, a process that only accelerated under Trump.
Take transoceanic fiber optic cables: the way the transoceanic fiber routes were planned, the majority of these cables make landfall on the coasts of the USA where the interconnections are handled. There's a good case for this hub-and-spoke network topology, especially compared to establishing direct links between every country. That's an Order(N^2) problem: directly linking each of the planet Earth's 205 countries to every other country would require 20,910 fiber links.
But putting all the world's telecoms eggs in America's basket only works if the US doesn't take advantage of its centrality, and while many people worried about what the US could do with the head-ends of the world's global fiber infra, it wasn't until Mark Klein's 2006 revelations about the NSA's nation-scale fiber optic taps in AT&T's network, and Ed Snowden's 2013 documents showing the global scale of this wiretapping, that the world had to confront the undeniable reality that the US could not be trusted to serve as the world's fiber hub.
It's not just fiber. The world does business in dollars. Most countries maintain dollar accounts at the Fed in New York as their major source of foreign reserves. But in 2005, American vulture capitalists bought up billions of dollars worth of Argentinian government bonds after the sovereign nation of Argentina had declared bankruptcy.
They convinced a judge in New York to turn over the government of Argentina's US assets to them to make good on loans that these debt collectors had not issued, but had bought up at pennies on the dollar. At that moment, every government in the world had to confront the reality that they could not trust the US Federal Reserve with their foreign reserves. But what else could they use?
Without a clear answer, dollar dominance continued, but then, under Biden, Putin-aligned oligarchs and Russian firms lost access to the SWIFT system for dollar clearing. This is when goods – like oil – are priced in dollars, so that buyers only need to find someone who will trade their own currency for dollars, which they can then swap for any commodity in the world.
Again, there's a sound case for dollar clearing: it's just not practical to establish deep, liquid pairwise trading market for all of the world's nearly 200 currencies, it's another O(N^2) problem.
But it only works if the dollar is a neutral platform. Once the dollar becomes an instrument of US foreign policy – whether or not you agree with that policy – it's no longer a neutral platform, and the world goes looking for an alternative.
No one knows what that alternative's going to be, just as no one knows what configuration the world's fiber links will end up taking. There's kilometers of fiber being stretched across the ocean floor, and countries are trying out some pretty improbable gambits as dollar alternatives, like Ethiopia revaluing its sovereign debt in Chinese renminbi. Without a clear alternative to America's enshittified platforms, the post-American century is off to a rocky start.
But there's one post-American system that's easy to imagine. The project to rip out all the cloud connected, backdoored, untrustworthy black boxes that power our institutions, our medical implants, our vehicles and our tractors; and replace it with collectively maintained, open, free, trustworthy, auditable code.
This project is the only one that benefits from economies of scale, rather than being paralyzed by exponential crises of scale. That's because any open, free tool adopted by any public institution – like the Eurostack services – can be audited, localized, pen-tested, debugged and improved by institutions in every other country.
It's a commons, more like a science than a technology, in that it is universal and international and collaborative. We don't have dueling western and Chinese principles of structural engineering. Rather, we have universal principles for making sure buildings don't fall down, adapted to local circumstances.
We wouldn't tolerate secrecy in the calculations used to keep our buildings upright, and we shouldn't tolerate opacity in the software that keeps our tractors, hearing aids, ventilators, pacemakers, trains, games consoles, phones, CCTVs, door locks, and government ministries working.
The thing is, software is not an asset, it's a liability. The capabilities that running software delivers – automation, production, analysis and administration – those are assets. But the software itself? That's a liability. Brittle, fragile, forever breaking down as the software upstream of it, downstream of it, and adjacent to it is updated or swapped out, revealing defects and deficiencies in systems that may have performed well for years.
Shifting software to commons-based production is a way to reduce the liability that software imposes on its makers and users, balancing out that liability among many players.
Now, obviously, tech bosses are totally clueless when it comes to this. They really do think that software is an asset. That's why they're so fucking horny to have chatbots shit out software at superhuman speeds. That's why they think it's good that they've got a chatbot that "produces a thousand times more code than a human programmer."
Producing code that isn't designed for legibility and maintainability, that is optimized, rather, for speed of production, is a way to incur tech debt at scale.
This is a neat encapsulation of the whole AI story: the chatbot can't do your job, but an AI salesman can convince your boss to fire you and replace you with a chatbot that can't do your job.
Your boss is an easy mark for that chatbot hustler because your boss hates you. In their secret hearts, bosses understand that if they stopped coming to work, the business would run along just fine, but if the workers stopped showing up, the company would grind to a halt.
Bosses like to tell themselves that they're in the driver's seat, but really, they fear that they're strapped into the back seat playing with a Fisher Price steering wheel. For them, AI is a way to wire the toy steering wheel directly into the company's drive-train. It's the realization of the fantasy of a company without workers.
When I was walking the picket line in Hollywood during the writer's strike, a writer told me that you prompt an AI the same way a studio boss gives shitty notes to a writer's room: "Make me ET, but make it about a dog, and give it a love interest, and a car-chase in the third act."
Say that to a writer's room and they will call you a fucking idiot suit and tell you "Why don't you go back to your office and make a spreadsheet, you nitwit. The grownups here are writing a movie."
Meanwhile, if you give that prompt to a chatbot, it will cheerfully shit out a script exactly to spec. The fact that this script will be terrible and unusable is less important than the prospect of a working life in which no one calls you a fucking idiot suit.
AI dangles the promise of a writer's room without writers, a movie without actors, a hospital without nurses, a coding shop without coders.
When Mark Zuckerberg went on a podcast and announced that the average American had three friends, but wanted 15 friends, and that he could solve this by giving us chatbots instead of friends, we all dunked on him as an out-of-touch billionaire Martian who didn't understand the nature of friendship.
But the reality is that for Zuck, your friends are a problem. Your friends' interactions with you determine how much time you spend on his platforms, and thus how many revenue-generating ads he can show you.
Your friends stubbornly refuse to organize their relationship with you in a way that maximizes the return to his shareholders. So Zuck is over there in Menlo Park, furiously fantasizing about replacing your friends with chatbots, because that way, he can finally realize the dream of a social media service without any socializing.
Rich, powerful people are, at root, solipsists. The only way to amass a billion dollars is to inflict misery and privation on whole populations. The only way to look yourself in the mirror after you've done that, is to convince yourself that those people don't matter, that, in some important sense, they aren't real.
Think of Elon Musk calling everyone who disagrees with him an "NPC,” or all those "Effective Altruists," who claimed the moral high ground by claiming to care about 53 trillion imaginary artificial humans who will come into existence in 10,000 years at the expense of extending moral consideration to people alive today.
Or think of how Trump fired all the US government scientists, and then announced the "Genesis" program, declaring that the US would begin generating annual "moonshot"-scale breakthroughs, with a chatbot. It's science without scientists.
Chatbots can't really do science, but from Trump's perspective, they're still better than scientists, because a chatbot won't ever tell him not to stare at an eclipse, or not to inject bleach. A chatbot won't ever tell him that trans people exist, or that the climate emergency is real.
Powerful people are suckers for AI, because AI fuels the fantasy of a world without people: just a boss and a computer, and no ego-shattering confrontations with people who know how to do things telling you "no."
AI is a way to produce tech debt at scale, to replace skilled writers with defective spicy autocomplete systems, to lose money at a rate not seen in living memory.
Now, compare that with the project of building a post-American internet: a project to reduce tech debt, to unlock America's monopoly trillions and divide them among the world's entrepreneurs (for whom they represent untold profits), and the world's technology users (for whom they represent untold savings); all while building resiliency and sovereignty.
Now, some of you are probably feeling pretty cynical about this right now. After all, your political leaders have demonstrated decades of ineffectual and incompetent deference to the US, and an inability to act, even when the need was dire. If your leaders couldn't act decisively on the climate emergency, what hope do we have of them taking this moment seriously?
But crises precipitate change. Remember when another mad emperor – Vladimir Putin – invaded Ukraine, and Europe experienced a dire energy shortage? In three short years, the continent's solar uptake skyrocketed. The EU went from being 15 years behind in its energy transition, to ten years ahead of schedule.
Because when you're shivering the dark, a lot of fights you didn't think were worth it are suddenly existential battles you can't afford to lose. Sure, no one wants to argue with a tedious neighbor who has an aesthetic temper tantrum at the thought of a solar panel hanging from their neighbor's balcony.
But when it's winter, and there's no Russian gas, and you're shivering in the dark, then that person can take their aesthetic objection to balcony solar, fold it until it's all corners, and shove it right up their ass.
Besides, we don't need Europe to lead the charge on a post-American internet by repealing anticircumvention. Any country could do it! And the country that gets there first gets to reap the profits from supplying jailbreaking tools to the rest of the world, it gets to be the Disenshittification Nation, and everyone else in the world gets to buy those tools and defend themselves from US tech companies' monetary and privacy plunder.
Just one country has to break the consensus, and the case for every country doing so is the strongest it's ever been. It used to be that countries that depended on USAID had to worry about losing food, medical and cash supports if they pissed off America. But Trump killed USAID, so now that's a dead letter.
Meanwhile, America's status as the planet's most voracious consumer has been gutted by decades of anti-worker, pro-billionaire policies. Today, the US is in the grips of its third consecutive "K-shaped" recovery, that's an economic rally where the rich get richer, and everyone else gets poorer. For a generation, America papered over that growing inequality with easy credit, with everyday Americans funding their consumption with credit cards and second and third mortgages.
So long as they could all afford to keep buying, other countries had to care about America as an export market. But a generation of extraction has left the bottom 90% of Americans struggling to buy groceries and other necessities, carrying crushing debt from skyrocketing shelter, education and medical expenses that they can't hope to pay down, thanks to 50 years of wage stagnation.
The Trump administration has sided firmly with debt collectors, price gougers, and rent extractors. Trump neutered enforcement against rent-fixing platforms like Realpage, restarted debt payments for eight million student borrowers, and killed a plan to make live-saving drugs a little cheaper, leaving Americans to continue to pay the highest drug prices in the world.
Every dollar spent servicing a loan is a dollar that can't go to consumption. And as more and more Americans slip into poverty, the US is gutting programs that spend money on the public's behalf, like SNAP, the food stamps program that helps an ever-larger slice of the American public stave off hunger.
America is chasing the "world without people" dream, where working people have nothing, spend nothing, and turn every penny over to rentiers who promptly flush that money into the stock market, shitcoins, or gambling sites. But I repeat myself.
Even the US military – long a sacrosanct institution – is being kneecapped to enrich rent-seekers. Congress just killed a military "right to repair" law. So now, US soldiers stationed abroad will have to continue the Pentagon's proud tradition of shipping materiel from generators to jeeps back to America to be fixed by their manufacturers at a 10,000% markup, because the Pentagon routinely signs maintenance contracts that prohibit it from teaching a Marine how to fix an engine.
The post-American world is really coming on fast. As we repeal our anticircumvention laws, we don't have to care what America thinks, we don't have to care about their tariffs, because they're already whacking us with tariffs; and because the only people left in the US who can afford to buy things are rich people, who just don't buy enough stuff. There's only so many Lambos and Sub-Zeros even the most guillotineable plute can usefully own.
But what if European firms want to go on taking advantage of anticircumvention laws? Well, there's good news there, too. "Good news," because the EU firms that rely on anticircumvention are engaged in the sleaziest, most disgusting frauds imaginable.
Anticircumvention law is the reason that Volkswagen could get away with Dieselgate. By imposing legal liability on reverse-engineers who might have discovered this lethal crime, Article 6 of the Copyright Directive created a chilling effect, and thousands of Europeans died, every year.
Today, Germany's storied automakers are carrying on the tradition of Dieselgate, sabotaging their cars to extract rent from drivers. From Mercedes, which rents you the accelerator pedal in your luxury car, only unlocking the full acceleration curve of your engine if you buy a monthly subscription; to BMW, which rents you the automated system that automatically dims your high-beams if there's oncoming traffic.
Legalize jailbreaking and any mechanic in Europe could unlock those subscription features for one price, and not share any of that money with BMW and Mercedes.
Then there's Medtronic, a company that pretends it is Irish. Medtronic is the world's largest med-tech company, having purchased all their competitors, and then undertaken the largest "tax-inversion" in history, selling themselves to a tiny Irish firm, in order to magick their profits into a state of untaxable grace, floating in the Irish Sea.
Medtronic supplies the world's most widely used ventilators, and it booby-traps them the same way John Deere booby-traps its tractors. After a hospital technician puts a new part in a Medtronic ventilator, the ventilator's central computing unit refuses to recognize the part until it completes a cryptographic handshake, proving that an authorized Medtronic technician was paid hundreds of euros to certify a repair that the hospital's own technician probably performed.
It's just a way to suck hundreds of euros out of hospitals every time a ventilator breaks. This would be bad enough, but during the covid lockdowns, when every ventilator was desperately needed, and when the planes stopped flying, there was no way for a Medtronic tech to come and bless the hospital technicians' repairs. This was lethal. It killed people.
There's one more European company that relies on anticircumvention that I want to discuss here, because they're old friends of CCC: that's the Polish train company Newag. Newag sabotages its own locomotives, booby-trapping them so that if they sense they have been taken to a rival's service yard, the train bricks itself. When the train operator calls Newag about this mysterious problem, the company "helpfully" remotes into the locomotive's computers, to perform "diagnostics," which is just sending a unbricking command to the vehicle, a service for which they charge 20,000 euros.
Last year, Polish hackers from the security research firm Dragon Sector presented on their research into this disgusting racket in this very hall, and now, they're being sued by Newag under anticircumvention law, for making absolutely true disclosures about Newag's deliberately defective products.
So these are the European stakeholders for anticircumvention law: the Dieselgate killers, the car companies who want to rent you your high-beams and accelerator, the med-tech giant that bricked all the ventilators during the pandemic, and the company that tied Poland to the train-tracks.
I relish the opportunity to fight these bastards in Brussels, as they show up and cry "Won't someone think of the train saboteurs?"
The enshittification of technology – the decay of the platforms and systems we rely on – has many causes: the collapse of competition, regulatory capture, the smashing of tech workers' power. But most of all, enshittification is the result of anticircumvention law's ban on interoperability.
By blocking interop, by declaring war on the general-purpose computer, our policy-makers created an enshittogenic environment that rewarded companies for being shitty, and ushered in the enshittocene, in which everything is turning to shit.
Let's call time on enshittification. Let's seize the means of computation. Let's build the drop-in, free, open, auditable alternatives to the services and firmware we rely on.
Let's end the era of silos. I mean, isn't it fucking weird how you have to care which network someone is using if you want to talk to them? Instead of just deciding who you want to talk to?
The fact that you have to figure out whether the discussion you're trying to join is on Twitter or Bluesky, Mastodon or Instagram – that is just the most Prodigy/AOL/Compuserve-ass way of running a digital world. I mean, 1990 called and they want their walled gardens back
Powerful allies are joining our side in the War on General Purpose Computation. It's not just people like us, who've been fighting for this whole goddamned century, but also countries that want to convert American tech's hoarded trillions into fuel for a single-use rocket that boosts their own tech sector into a stable orbit.
It's national security hawks who are worried about Trump bricking their ministries or their tractors, and who are also worried – with just cause – about Xi Jinping bricking all their solar inverters and batteries. Because, after all, the post-American internet is also a post-Chinese internet!
Nothing should be designed to be field updatable without the user's permission. Nothing critical should be a black box.
Like I said at the start of this talk, I have been doing this work for 24 years at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, throwing myself at a door that was double-locked and deadbolted, and now that door is open a crack and goddammit, I am hopeful.
Not optimistic. Fuck optimism! Optimism is the idea that things will get better no matter what we do. I know that what we do matters. Hope is the belief that if we can improve things, even in small ways, we can ascend the gradient toward the world we want, and attain higher vantage points from which new courses of action, invisible to us here at our lower elevation, will be revealed.
Hope is a discipline. It requires that you not give in to despair. So I'm here to tell you: don't despair.
All this decade, all over the world, countries have taken up arms against concentrated corporate power. We've had big, muscular antitrust attacks on big corporations in the US (under Trump I and Biden); in Canada; in the UK; in the EU and member states like Germany, France and Spain; in Australia; in Japan and South Korea and Singapore; in Brazil; and in China.
This is a near-miraculous turn of affairs. All over the world, governments are declaring war on monopolies, the source of billionaires' wealth and power.
Even the most forceful wind is invisible. We can only see it by its effects. What we're seeing here is that whenever a politician bent on curbing corporate power unfurls a sail, no matter where in the world that politician is, that sail fills with wind and propels the policy in ways that haven't been seen in generations.
The long becalming of the fight over corporate power has ended, and a fierce, unstoppable wind is blowing. It's not just blowing in Europe, or in Canada, or in South Korea, Japan, China, Australia or Brazil. It's blowing in America, too. Never forget that as screwed up and terrifying as things are in America, the country has experienced, and continues to experience, a tsunami of antitrust bills and enforcement actions at the local, state and federal level.
And never forget that the post-American internet will be good for Americans. Because, in a K-shaped, bifurcated, unequal America, the trillions that American companies loot from the world don't trickle down to Americans. The average American holds a portfolio of assets that rounds to zero, and that includes stock in US tech companies.
The average American isn't a shareholder in Big Tech, the average American is a victim of Big Tech. Liberating the world from US Big Tech is also liberating America from US Big Tech.
That's been EFF's mission for 35 years. It's been my mission at EFF for 25 years. If you want to get involved in this fight – and I hope you do – it can be your mission, too. You can join EFF, and you can join groups in your own country, like Netzpolitik here in Germany, or the Irish Council for Civil Liberties, or La Quadrature du Net in France, or the Open Rights Group in the UK, or EF Finland, or ISOC Bulgaria, XNet, DFRI, Quintessenz, Bits of Freedom, Openmedia, FSFE, or any of dozens of organizations around the world.
The door is open a crack, the wind is blowing, the post-American internet is upon us: a new, good internet that delivers all the technological self-determination of the old, good internet, and the ease of use of Web 2.0 so that our normie friends can use it, too.
And I can't wait for all of us to get to hang out there. It's gonna be great.
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at long last, my project for searching youtube captions/transcripts is available publicly!
https://j2transcripts.org
i downloaded subtitles from every video in the playlist by Emily Kitchen, Every Jared & Jensen Panel (up to date 2026) and all of @detailtilted videos which have full and correct captions. current total is 591 transcripts.
you can search exact phrases by "search phrase in quotes", if you use multiple words not in quotes, it will only return things with every word in your search.
after you search, on the right under the three line button, you can open the filters. i labeled panels that were jared and jensen only as j2, their respective solo panels and everything else falls under others; which may include j2 as well or just one of them. once you click through to a panel, there's tags which includes the year, the con and the people.
i also include an embedded youtube video that the transcript came from. recommend find in page/ctrl-f if you're looking for a specific phrase/word because they often aren't super easy to read due to being largely based on the auto-generated captions (which are getting better all the time but a con panel environment isn't always great audio)
the numbers are the timestamps, so this one for example, you can go to the 6 minute mark in the video to find it.
for the case of gayled_it's videos, i fortunately downloaded the transcripts before her account got zapped so they are in here!
the gayle's archive link will take you to the relevant folder on the google drive that Kanata set up which is an archive of all of her videos that we could track down (with approval from gayle), link to the drive in their twitter bio, also here. i preserved the original youtube link so you can use it in the wayback machine on archive.org as well, if needed/desired.
this is primarily for searching the transcripts, but it also serves kind of as a way to find videos in an organized fashion with the consistent tags for the cons, the people and years. hopefully it's useful on both fronts!
i'm working with @j2wiki on also combining their archive of transcriptions into this project, which are complete/readable. i'll keep everyone updated on that as it goes.
if you have any comments/questions/problems, feel free to send me a dm, ask or leave a comment. everything is open. :)
I created a master post of every Dexter season/episode transcripts in Google Docs! The transcript site is FULL of ads and it is hard to search for quotes episode by episode! So,,, you can search key words through entire seasons!
Each season has a tab where I have attached a MEGA link to download the season either by episode or the entire thing in 1080p MP4
Join me as we get some new info about arc 3 of The Dragon King, such as how being parents have changed Callum and Rayla, Ezran's continued evolution, what Terry might be up to, and other deep lore tidbits like The Mage Wars and King Atticus!
As always, transcript of interview down below + timestamps for questions. Previous interviews co-creator can be found here and here.
Also something that came up is they are interested in doing more character birthdays for ones that don't have it yet (ie. Corvus, Terry, etc). If there is a character you'd like to have a birthday and they don't yet, please send it to me in some form and I will put it on the list to send to them.
0:25 — How has the Kickstarter experience been? How has it been connecting with the fandom more?
3:09 — What was the reasoning behind a seven year (and nineteen day) timeskip?
5:13 — How has been parents changed Callum and Rayla?
8:10 — How does Callum feel about Aaravos going forward?
10:45 — Avigail’s question: how do other characters like Runaan, Ethari, and Soren react to baby Sarai?
12:06 — What are you most excited to explore with Ezran in Arc 3?
15:03 — Explorations for Zym as a character in arc 3
15:30 — What has it been like getting to develop Luna Devorans?
17:39 — Is there anything you can tease about Terry?
19:54 — What is Claudia up to during the timeskip? Can she and Aaravos communicate?
22:56 — Any teases for the Sunfire elf plotline in arc 3?
24:31 — The book two novelization mentions the Oracles of Ophidian / deep lore information for the Mage Wars
26:16 — The Orphan Queen and the Jailer
27:28 — Where did the name Aaravos come from?
28:26 — Are there any plans for exploring King Atticus as a character?
29:39 — A story from after Season 1 of Avatar: The Last Airbender came out
32:39 — Did Sir Sparklepuff have an arcanum?
34:30 — Character birthdays for Corvus, Terry, Karim, etc.
35:36 — Why doesn’t Viren tell anyone about Pip-Harrow in season 6?
38:46 — What is your favourite character design in The Dragon King?
40:21 — What are inspirations that come to mind when thinking about Dragon Prince (ie. Lord of the Rings)?
TRANSCRIPT:
W: Hello, and welcome back to the WordswithDragons podcast. I’m pleased to welcome back co-creator Aaron Ehasz. Aaron, welcome!
A: Thank you, I’m really glad to be back!
W: Yeah! Alright, so the last time we did one of these, I think was like two weeks before the Kickstarter came out. So very excited to get to revisit that, so I suppose my first question would be, how has the Kickstarter experience been, how has it been connecting with the fandom more?
A: Kickstarter is — Kickstarter’s intense, first of all, which is to say there’s just so many moving parts and things that you’re doing to like to make sure the whole kind of engagement works, and that you’re communicating with all your backers and so that people know what and when it’s going on, and what forms you need to fill out and what taxes you have to be paid — anyway, there’s a lot that goes into a Kickstarter. Fortunately, my partners and some of the teams we’ve worked with have really stepped it up to work on this, but yes, as a — as a feeling, it’s been great, the energy’s been amazing. One of the things that everybody saw was that like the top tiers of our Kickstarter went in like a day, they were really fast, which to me kind of demonstrates “Wow, there are a lot of super fans of The Dragon Prince and the Dragon King to come.”
W: Yeah. Yeah, I know I did the mage tier at first, the $100, and then I like looked at myself in the mirror and was like, “What do you actually want?” and then I did the Archmage, cause I was like—once in a lifetime kind of opportunity, right?
A: And I’m not in like the world of like, I guess, dolphins and whales, or whatever people call it — like I’m definitely not a whales guy. I feel like it should be a democratic fandom.
W: Mmhm.
A: People should be able to be as engaged as they want to be, as — with a low barrier to entry. So it’s more that it’s like wow, okay, there are people who went through the decision making process you did, who really wanted that merch, or really wanted that — so it’s exciting, but also I recognize kind of the — we want it to be a fandom where for all of us, too, so.
W: I think you guys have done a really good job at making it like accessible at all the kind of different levels, even like, you know, how you’ll post the behind-the-scenes stuff to Instagram, so that people can keep up that way too, so I think that’s been like a really good balance. Yeah.
A: Yeah. Specific shoutout by the way to Kim Swift, who has been sort of project managing and doing a lot of our social stuff and she’s a legendary games producer, but who has stepped in to like really help us stay organized and on top of stuff, so a lot of the stuff you’re talking about, is very much thank you Kim for — for making sure and reaching everyone, that things are going out, so.
W: Yeah that’s awesome.
A: It’s a lot of work!
W: Yeah!
A: So you gotta be grateful to all the people who are coming together to get it done. It’s a lot of work. Yeah.
W: Yeah. Awesome. Thank you, Kim! So I suppose my first kind of big question is: was there a particular reason behind wanting to do a seven year timeskip and 19 days?
A: Um. Yes and no. I mean, I think seven years and 19 days is a little bit just like a memorable kind of gap. We wanted it to be enough time that you would feel like some of our characters could grow up and start to become more adult, and start to accumulate and grow their — their powers. We wanted them to reach kind of — we wanted them to reach like top tier power levels. But you also, we didn’t — you didn’t want it to be too much of a timeskip where it’s gone to the next generation or stuff like that, so. But also it felt like the right amount of time to be “okay, our problems are solved, sort of, but what do we do? How do we get ready for what’s going to happen, or what is going to happen in seven years?” so I don’t know. What do you think of that amount of time?
W: Well, it reminded me of the seven year famine in Duren. Of almost like, you’re trying to — even just in regards to I feel like, most of the characters were kind of on the cusp of adulthood, if not already there, like I think Soren was already twenty in arc 2 or whatever.
A: Yeah.
W: But I thought a lot about Ezran, of how we are kind of skipping some of his adolescence, of going from twelve to like eighteen, nineteen, so what do you kind of do with the child king when he’s no longer a child? And even like, what has the seven year wait time done to everyone on like a psychological level, cause it’s just enough time that you can kind of live your life, but it’s not so much time that you can forget, y’know, what’s coming, so.
A: Yeah.
W: But on that line of kind of changing characters, I was wondering if you had any thoughts on how becoming parents has changed Callum and Rayla as characters, whether in their priorities, or could continue to change them?
A: I mean, it has to, and again, some of this will come out in the — when we’re doing the writing and the storytelling and kind of working our way through it, you know, so much of The Dragon Prince is about what happens when these generational conflicts get passed down, and how are they passed down, and what if the newest generation — which was Callum, Rayla, and Ezran — say hey, we don’t want this conflict, we want to change it, we want to stop this war, we want to take this dragon egg back to the Dragon Queen and see if we can change things. And so much of that story is about the struggle of a new generation to solve the problems, to live toward some kind of better ideals, some better possibilities, despite all the pressures, and it’s not necessarily intentional pressures, but the pressures to take on the previous generation’s burdens and kind of emotional and moral debts and um. So, when you see two of these young characters now coming to oh now, now they have this vantage point of starting to create this new generation. What does this mean to have a child and how do you project whatever hopes and dreams you had or still have, and what do you hope is different for them? Like I think it will give us a chance to like — to give Callum and Rayla kind of a reflective but also a growth point for their point of view on those kinds of themes, I don’t know. That’s kind of where I’m hoping it gets us. So it’s not necessarily about well now you’ve gotta take care of a baby and all the feeding and all the responsibility, and we’ll probably have some humourous stuff about that, but it’s about how do you see your legacy and your kind of duty to the world and how — how do you start to see that through the eyes of someone new, and how do you, y’know—what does that mean? I dunno. Something like that.
W: Yeah. Yeah, it made me think a lot about Sarai and Damian, cause presumably he was sick when they were having Callum, and they kind of knew maybe they weren’t going to have all this time that they would ideally want.
A: Yeah.
W: And that, given that Callum is still vulnerable to Aaravos, presumably, it’s kind of like that same question, like what do we do with the time that we have, and how do we build something even if we don’t get to see it, for like our children, which — I don’t know. Dragon Prince is a lot about parents and children, so.
A: Right.
W: I was like yes — I like generational stuff. How is Callum thinking and feeling about Aaravos going forward?
A: Um. Going forward. I mean, I suspect — the question is whether he thinks he’s vulnerable or not. He didn’t complete the spell, but maybe he got far enough. I dunno, to me there are probably, if I’m Callum, there are some days I wake up in a cold sweat, and I’m like I’m completely vulnerable, I’m going to shatter, my insides are going to shatter the moment I have to face him again, because I corrupted myself and then I didn’t follow through to imprison him. And then there are parts that are going to be like well, or maybe [I’m] not, because I didn’t finish it, maybe I am strong enough inside, or he can’t corrupt me. Maybe I have to choose to live my life, y’know, in the latter way but also somewhere prepare for the possibility that the scary part happens. And I don’t know how Rayla would reassure him or they would live with that or how it ties into his other core themes of destiny being a book you write yourself and things like that. So I suspect he’s not sure whether to be in a panic or not. I also know that he’s going to be really focused on preparing himself in these seven years to be as powerful as possible to be ready for Aaravos. We have some specific ideas of some spells that would be helpful. I’m trying to think of how to phrase it that’s not like spoilers, but some very specific spells that would potentially help the world prepare for Aaravos, that for Callum to be able to do those, he’s going to have to master some arcana that he doesn’t have yet, and also possibly find some information on some of the spells. But yeah, you know, the goal, I think the idea has always been that he’s on the cusp of being an Archmage, that maybe he’s one arcanum short, kind of at the very beginning of The Dragon King.
W: Yeah. Yeah, okay. Alright, so I have a question from a fan named Avigail, and they asked, how do other characters react to Sarai II, like maybe Runaan and Ethari are grandparents, or Soren?
A: Yeah, I mean like, I assume they think she’s adorable. I don’t know, I don’t have a specific thought on it, on how they react. What do — when you saw that question, what do you Avigail was wondering about, or what Avigail is thinking?
W: Yeah, I think it’s even just kind of like, I think Soren would be thrilled, cause now in his head he’s like, “I’m Uncle Soren!” and they’re like “sure!” you know?
A: This would be fun as a conversation, cause I would love to hear Avigail talk about that, like yeah, totally. Soren totally seems like he’d want to be, like, in uncle mode pretty quickly, right, like giving neck rides and stuff like that, you know. Unofficial uncle mode, you know?
W: And I’m just very quickly going to move to the other room, just in case for sound, so we’ll see how that is. Alright. I am wearing the Key of Aaravos shirt today, so there’s that.
A: Ah, very cool.
W: Okay. So, we already kind of touched on this a little bit, it seems like Ezran will be the character that’s changed the most from the timeskip, what are you most excited to explore with him in arc 3?
A: So, I think as opposed to Callum who might be trying really hard to not to think about his vulnerability and stay focused and build his power, I wonder if Ezran has become a little grim.
W: Yeah. That’s what I’m hoping for!
A: Yeah, I have some thought that he’s always been so burdened with the throne, with his responsibilities, and now he has the Nova Blade, and he didn’t have the chance to end it himself, but he knows that if he has to, he will. I don’t know, I suspect that — I suspect he’s very mindful of that, but I think there are other things on his mind, too. I think that he wants Evrkynd to succeed, I think that that’s a meaningful kind of experiment in the world or wherever it is. And obviously there’s the tangle in, and we’ll have to see how that plays out, of whether and how Pip and Harrow come back into the picture and what that means. But uh, his ideas always tend towards how do we change the world, how do we make things better, how do we live with greater empathy, and not fall into the old traps, and so he’s going to be figuring out ways to do that and ways to use his power and Zym’s power to change Xadia for the better, and then I think the storyline of course of being challenged by Luna Devorans is going to make that more challenging. How do you — how do you change the world if you’re saying you’re The Dragon King and there’s someone else who’s like no, you’re the usurper, this is — you’re the false king, you’re — Yeah.
W: Yeah. I think a lot about him and Zym’s dynamic as well in terms of like, Ezran is Zym’s partner in a lot of ways and his family, and they both are so young and have so much power and responsibility, and like they’re very aligned, but also there’s some potential cracks there.
A: Yeah.
W: And I think Luna Devorans.
A: And that’s, while I don’t have a notion of like Zym and Ezran like fighting, I don’t really see seeds of a significant rift — we do want to see Zym become his own person and not be a pet. Obviously, like we have Dante Basco now [W laughs] playing Zym, so we need to see this become—
W: The range.
A: —a complex interesting character, y’know? Dragons are super intelligent, right, I mean like, so we need to see that come to life. We need to see them as characters interacting and what does that mean, and I think that’ll be a lot of fun.
W: Yeah, yeah. What has it been like getting to develop Luna Devorans?
A: Well, first of all it’s been like cool that with Liam O’Brien on board, who’s really a great performer. One of the hard parts with Dragon Prince has always been like, we have such a great cast and they’re all so connected that whenever we’ve brought someone new in, like, it has to be someone with real presence and you know, confidence, and that’s part of when Ben came in doing Terry, that was like huge. He carried it, he was amazing, and Terry came in and felt like a main character on day one, it was just wonderful, and that’s really a testament to Ben’s talent and confidence. And Liam, obviously, has, you know, a storied career and comes in with that as well, so that’s exciting and — and a challenge, but also like, it’s a fun character, because we’ve been sort of playing to Aaravos for so long and Viren for that matter, who are both like cerebral villains and planners, and Luna Devorans is certainly brilliant, but he’s freaking impulsive, and emotional, and moody, and that’s really fun. Y’know, he’s one of those people who in some ways he’s his own worst enemy, but he’s so powerful and brilliant that he can dig his way out of it when he — you know, and it’s going to be really fun, but it’s also interesting when you talk about a character like that, and a character like Aaravos, how — how do they interact? What are their conflicts and what do they have in common? And that’s going to be something very interesting to play with, so.
W: Yeah. Alright. Yeah, no, Terry was definitely like — it’s going to be weird to go back and watch the earlier seasons, and be like, “where is he? He’s not here,” cause he’s such a core part of the show.
A: Yeah.
W: Is there anything you can tease about Terry in arc 3?
A: So the big like pin of a caveat is that we are definitely — we’re at a stage where like Justin and I have had conversations, we’ve had conversations with some of the writers, like oh mini little brainstorms and fun ideas, so we’re at a stage where things haven’t been decided. Um. Maybe that Terry has an important role in leading Evrkynd, that — that’s one thing, but also, and I can’t say, there may be some non-Claudia shipping that we have Terry set up for, so that’s something. I don’t want to say who, cause there’s at least one writer who doesn’t like that ship [W laughs] and other people who are like nah, it’s perfect, so we gotta let it play out, but you know, I would say Terry will always love Claudia, but also is the kind of person who’s going to take a deep breath and try to find his own happiness and, you know, let himself be open to that. He’s not someone who is going to pine forever, for his...
W: He’s not Callum.
A: His very complicated—yeah, right, exactly, so, so that’s, I think that’s going to be fun for Terry and, I dunno.
W: I thought he was a very good exploration of like, you know, lots of characters say “this is necessary, this is necessary,” and Terry’s kind of walking this fine line of like, well “is this actually necessary?” like “I’m going to do in my heart what is necessary,” so y’know, him and Claudia is like, a very complicated relationship and I loved how that kind of all shook out, but I’m also was really happy in season seven when we got to see him with more characters and more dynamics, so getting to see more of that and even him potentially moving on is a really interesting direction for him, cause I know you once said that he was your favourite character in Dragon Prince, and like, I totally get it, so.
A: Yeah.
W: Okay, uh, speaking of Claudia, we know that she’s going to Esmeray.
A: Right.
W: We know that she’s going to be involved mainly in some dragon machinations, is there anything else you can share about what she’s up to, can she and Aaravos like communicate at all?
A: Yeah. So, some of this is like, I’m letting you into process and early stage thoughts, so some things we know, some things we don’t know. I’m going to assume she’s figured out a way to communicate with Aaravos, probably, and some of it is a question of like, well how do we — what is that gonna be, and what’s a cool way do that, and how do we make that a cool thing that’s not necessarily... like think about what, you know, Viren had to do to communicate. First it was through this magic mirror, but then it was through an incredibly elaborate cosmic mating ritual [W laughs] spell that resulted in a weird—
W: Baby.
A: —web lens being sewn over his eyes and stuff, so it’s not quite the same now, because Aaravos is not imprisoned or hidden, Aaravos is returned to the cosmos, so it may be a different way, but I want to figure that out.
W: I was just assuming like dreams, cause then it can be kind of cryptic and symbolic, but still — who knows?
A: Could be, could be. It’s interesting, I was thinking about dreaming yesterday, I was thinking about dream spells, so that’s very interesting you should say that. Like things that you would do to put yourself in a certain state so that you could have certain dreams, so that’s interesting.
W: I’ve dabbled with like original magic systems kind of like that, so I’m always a fan of it, and even like, I think the way Dragon Prince uses dreams, like the dark magic ones is like, I remember in season 5 where I was like okay, the dark magic dreams are kind of prophetic.
A: Right.
W: Now looking at Harrow in chains in season two, I’m like that’s another point in the bird column so we were — I was very excited about that.
A: Yeah. Yeah, the kind of dream space no time you kind of get through dark magic, maybe there are other ways to get there. Um, yeah, that’s interesting. But yeah, obviously she’s been up to a lot, I mean, so.
W: Yeah. She’s having a great time. So easy, so chill.
A: Yeah, Claudia. She’s got goals.
W: [Wheezes] Yeah, I—love her. Alright, so one of the things — and I’m expecting this to be a more speculative answer — but one of the things we haven’t really heard anything about is kind of like what the Sunfire plotline might look like.
A: Right.
W: We have Miyana’s twins.
A: Right.
W: Janai and Amaya will have been queens now for like seven years. I know I was curious if they’re going to like rebuild on the Lux Aurea, cause it’s technically destroyed but the chasm is there. Any thoughts or teases about the Sunfire elf plotline?
A: I don’t know, but you touched on all the elements [W laughs] including like, Miyana’s twins will be a couple years — they’ll be kids, right? They’ll be young people. So what do they know about the world, what do they know about their father, how do they feel about that, what do they know, you know? That’s interesting to me.
W: Yeah, yeah.
A: And there are other parts of the world we want to get into more. I feel like one of the things that I wish we had been able to do more in Mystery of Aaravos is spend in the map, in places that we didn’t get to, you know? And so I’m hoping — I’m hopeful that that’s a part of this too, that there are new parts of Xadia, that we’re able to unlock the promise of this vast magical continent.
W: Mmhm. I know I’ve been thinking a lot about Evenere recently, so even the Pentarchy as well, that could be fun. In speaking about expansion, this is a bit of a deep cut.
A: Okay.
W: The book two novelization mentions there’s this group called the Oracles of Ophidian, they make like the truth serums.
A: Right! Right.
W: And I was just wondering if we were ever — cause I know you guys like to leave little tidbits —
A: This is a deep cut.
W: In the novelizations. Is that something we might ever return to?
A: Um. We should. I hate to say this, but I should reread the [W laughs] novelizations. Yeah. I don’t know. That — we should return to that. I should reread them.
W: Okay. Awesome. I just thought like, anything with prophecy, anything with oracle, I was like, “Okay, that’s interesting.”
A: Well, and they’re — to, to tease other stuff, I mean we’re diving in a little more on some separate explorations into like the Mage Wars era and some of the stuff that happened during those times, so like — and Justin has been doing a lot of work on the Mage Wars era. Also Villads and I had started to dig into that, and there’s some interesting stories and parts of that time, kind of before the modern era happened that I think can be — would be interesting to get into, and we’re finding ways to tell that story too.
W: Okay, awesome! I’ve always wanted to know more about the Mage Wars, so getting that lore drop in season seven was awesome, and obviously like a really — like the end of the Mage Wars was a really important time with like, the Orphan Queen and Aaravos and his potential and in the Mage Wars. We got obviously more stuff about the Orphan Queen in arc 2, although I’m assuming there’s still—
A: Yeah.
W: More to her story. Will we ever learn more about the Jailer?
A: I think the Jailer would come to play — hang on, I’m getting a family text and I just want to make sure everything’s okay.
W: Yeah, course.
A: Okay. Yeah, I think the Jailer sort of features into what ends up being the Orphan Queen’s timeline and story, so potentially. Or maybe that’s sort of the post-[Orphan Queen’s] story.
W: They’re in the — they’re in the Zubeia lore flashback together—
A: Yeah, yeah.
W: When the prison was made, so they seem — I don’t know, it seems like maybe Orphan Queen started the Katolis line and maybe the tradition of having High Mages, that’s the speculation, anyway. Yeah, okay — this is something where I’ve always wondered, cause I think the wikipedia answers it but I don’t know what the source is, where did the name Aaravos come from?
A: What does the wikipedia say?
W: The wikipedia says the name meaning is “between light and dark.”
A: Okay.
W: Which is really cool, but I’ve never been able to like verify it.
A: Um. You might have to ask Devon [Ghiel, TDP writer and head writer of arc 2]. So my recollection is that we did a — she was helping us with a lot of brainstorming for names at that time, and this was one that I think she pitched this one, and probably because it had two As like my name, I was like, “Yeah, that seems like a badass—” I don’t know. [W laughs] So, um, but she probably has deeper reasons for the list she came up with and how she came up with them, so. Devon.
W: Okay, okay. Another kind of speculative question, cause I know we think that King Atticus is showing up in the Barius short.
A: Yes.
W: Um, is there anything you can tell us about King Atticus? Cause I know I was interested in Harrow’s parents like after season three, oh I’ll name them cause we’re never going to get into them in canon, just I’ll like, I’ll name them, and obviously King Atticus showed up, like “Okay! We are!” Is there anything you can tease about him or Kpp’Ar, or—?
A: Not specifically about Atticus, but I think... I think it’s worth potentially talking about at some point as we start to talk about generations and how things change, and the hopes and dreams of the generations that came before you, and I don’t know what — I think about, let’s say if, uh, King Ezran ever had a chance to talk more to his father, he would probably want to know some stories and know some stuff that he doesn’t know, so. There will be an opportunity.
W: Okay.
A: I hope it’s okay to — that sometimes, sometimes I feel like as creators, you’re supposed to come in and be like “Oh, you’ll find out about that later” and I have at times bluffed, which is [W laughs] a lot of the great bluff stories was on Avatar. I don’t know if you know this.
W: Oh, I don’t know.
A: I’ll tell it real quick. After season one of Avatar had come out, we did a panel at Comic Con, and we went through our whole panel, we did all our stuff, and we got to the end, and there was time for one question in the Q&A. And the person—do you know this story?
W: I don’t know, but I have — I feel like maybe somebody asked are we ever going to see Suki again, or something?
A: The person asked “if Uncle Iroh is the older brother, why is Ozai the Firelord?” [W laughs] So the truth is I didn’t know, Mike and Bryan hadn’t said any reason, but what I answered was, “You’re going to find out about that second season.” [W laughs]
W: I mean, it’s a great episode.
A: And it became — because also, I knew I had an instinct at that moment that like, “Okay, this is — a question like that, the answer is something very revealing about Iroh’s unusual character,” like it’s wonderful...
W: Little opportunity.
A: Opportunity to understand why he’s different, why did he not become Firelord, what changed in him, why is he not? He was once this great general who was leading war and doing things, what changed somewhere? Anyway, so um, but yeah, there real issue was the bluff led to the opportunity, but very often I think these conversations, it’s like, the real transparency into the process, there’s certain things we know, and certain things we find as we go, and it wouldn’t be fair to — I think it would be bad judgement as creators to come at it and be like “it’s already chiseled in stone in our minds,” because the whole point is we’re working with teams of writers and artists who are brilliant and creative, and we want their ideas to help us shape and evolve and do better than where we started, so yeah. I mean like, even again this conversation, like yeah okay, well there’s interest in Atticus, okay yeah, I could see where there’s a reason to dive into that, and why it would matter to Ezran, what we can find out, and understand more about things.
W: I think even Harrow as a king is someone who seems so uncertain of if he deserves what he has.
A: Yeah.
W: And it’s kind of like, it goes back to that idea of parents and children, and like what you intend to give your children versus how they like actually receive it sometimes, and sort of he gulf there, and it’s kind of like, where did that come from in Harrow? Well, maybe Atticus, unintentionally, right, or — kind of like Ezran’s lineage of looking back at kings, he has the Orphan Queen and he has Harrow, but Atticus is kind of like this other figure who could be developed in contrast so like — I think about him all the time. [Chuckles] This is a sort of question we were, my friends and I, we were mulling over: did Sir Sparklepuff have an arcanum?
A: Um, so... I mean, probably Star arcanum.
W: Yeah.
A: And it’s funny, I almost brought Sir Sparklepuff, AKA we always called him the Homunculus, I always thought that would be a more popular, that people would be more — he’s such a weird—
W: I love him.
A: —part of the story, and I thought it would be so surprising, like oh, it’s not that the caterpillar grew, and a little weird fellow with butterfly wings. I always thought it was so weird and cool, and I’m glad you liked it. But maybe it’s because we — we wanted people to feel invested in this unusual character enough that it felt bad when he’s sacrificed. You know, not as bad as, you know, Soren or something obviously, but.
W: I wrote like a one — I wrote a fic for him that was like, his life is kind of like an existential horror story, of like you’re created for this — and again, it goes back to that idea of, you know, we see this all the time in Dragon Prince, even maybe with humanity and the Cosmic Council of like, you’re created for this purpose, and then do you fit that design, and what does that mean for you, or do you divert from the design and what does that mean? So I thought Sir Sparklepuff was this really interesting look into destiny and agency and — I love ‘im. Okay, uh, I know people are also wondering if we’re going to get potential birthdays for like Corvus, Terry, Karim...?
A: If you send me the birthday list people are hoping for—
W: Yeah!
A: I will see if we can work on it. And some of that is the idea that people like being able to celebrate their favourite characters and things like that, so we owe them figuring some of that stuff out, and we will.
W: Yeah, okay. I’ll send you — I’ll send you the list. I don’t think there’s too many, but I might be forgetting someone, so I’ll double check and then I’ll send it over.
A: Okay.
W: Okay, awesome.
A: Also, I feel like if you’re an Earthblood elf, there might be some other day for your birthday, I don’t know what it is. Like not seed day—
W: —like sapling day—yeah!
A: Something that’s like....
W: Sprout day, maybe?
A: Yeah.
W: That’s cute. Okay, so this is a question from my friend, um...
A: Sprouting, or something? I dunno. Something—you know what I mean?
W: Yeah. No, the — I love the little worldbuilding stuff. So, we know Harrow’s in the bird, and it’s something that Viren at least attempted and knew maybe had a chance at working, but when he shows up in season 6, it doesn’t really get touched on, was there like a reason for that on Viren’s end, or was it just not the story focus?
A: Sorry, when who shows up in season six?
W: When Viren shows up, like when he goes back to Katolis, he doesn’t tell anyone—
A: Oh, oh! Right.
W: —about the bird.
A: Like, should he have confessed about that?
W: Yeah.
A: I don’t know, I think his corest confession was, it really had to do with his guilt around Soren and what happened, but I — I mean, I assume had like things not unraveled, he would have eventually said like I have something I must tell King Ezran, I—I don’t know. But—but it’s hard.
W: Mmhm. It also could’ve sounded too fantastical and convenient, like he might’ve been, are they even going to believe me? Because of course this would be something they would want to believe, are they going to believe me? Or was he unconfident that it worked, or?
A: Yeah. I don’t know. He’s already in pretty big trouble, would he try to tell a guard, or say “I need to talk to King Ezran” and get rejected. That might’ve been happening. It’s possible that he was like “I can’t tell you, because you’ll think I’m mad, but I need to talk to King Ezran” and he just never got the chance, so. But I love that your questions and some of these questions are really motivated by people really putting themselves in the head and heart of these characters in the moment, like what would they think about, what are they carrying, how do they carry it, how do they unload it, y’know?
W: Yeah.
A: Cause there’s another answer which is like, it was just not the right time to get into it [W laughs] but — but — I think if one of the writers had said, “you know, I think this would really be on Viren’s mind, even if he doesn’t say it, we need to have some — something we can point to that he said something to a guard or whatever,” like, and I think that would’ve been — I would’ve been very receptive to that idea, if someone had said something, ‘cause I — I do like things where even if you don’t understand what they are at that moment, that later you’re like “Okay, that — that tells me — I understand now that I have the better vantage point what that — what was happening there.”
W: Well, I think even like that’s something that the show does really well a lot of the time, in terms of that like recontextualization, or looking back and being like “oh, that’s what that was that random, throwaway line in season one or two was about” and then we get to kind of connect the dots, so I think it’s a testament to the character writing that they all do feel so lived in, in the moment, um.
A: Yeah.
W: Alright, so this is maybe an easier question.
A: Okay.
W: Do you — what is your favourite Dragon King character design?
A: [laughs] I — I mean yeah, if I said bearded Callum, I’d be in big trouble, right?
W: I love the beard. He just looks like my brother-in-law, so I was like, that’s fine.
A: Um. Let’s see. I’m trying to think. I mean, part of what I love about Luna Devorans is again like, Hanna [Hofer, character designer] really reawakened this character for us. Like I think we might have found our way to Luna and the Luna storyline, but, you know, Hanna had held onto this character and the idea that he could be a really intriguing, you know. I don’t know, it’s — so I’m gonna say that because I — Hanna’s drawings and designs were what instigated a lot of the story and a lot of the ideas, like “Oh, yes, interesting things can happen with this guy.”
W: Yeah. Yeah, I’m super excited for him. He reminds me a lot of Kasef and Karim, so I’m just — but again, on a much more maybe powerful, competent scale, so I’m like that’s really exciting. I suppose my final question would be is there anything that you think has really influenced Dragon Prince in terms of like, inspirations? I know whenever I engage with Shakespeare, I end up thinking about Dragon Prince. Is there anything like that for you, where like maybe Lord of the Rings or Shakespeare or?
A: So I don’t know if I’m correct or not when I say this, but I — my recollection from reading the plays of Arthur Miller and Tennessee Williams was that Arthur Miller, there’s a lot of similarity in my mind just cause they’re contemporary, and I’m way out of my canon in terms of like, I’m sure there are academic opinions on this, but my simplified view was that Arthur Miller had a slightly moralistic universe where outcomes were kind of almost determined by his understanding of a moral structure in the universe, and Tennessee Williams did not. It was very much centred in characters and heart and something tragic could happen to someone who didn’t deserve it, and something wonderful might happen to someone who didn’t deserve it, but people’s feelings were the — were the deepest truth, not the morality, not a core morality of the universe. Which is not to say that morality didn’t play a role or you know, truth —
W: People’s motivations.
A: —and virtue and vice didn’t play out, but that idea to me is something that plays into the universe of Xadia, which is like is — is there — and for me, in Xadia, the moral universe exists through the truth in the hearts of the characters who are fighting for it to be that universe. So it’s more, in a way it’s more Tennessee Williams, but our characters on some level, a lot of our core characters are driven for it to be a better universe, and that’s just, you know, something I like. You know, I have always tried, you know, I reject the despair of fate in the kind of most negative sense that you can’t do anything to change fate, and so that’s to me like the core of epics and great stories are — and this is very Lord of the Rings — but it’s characters who are small and alone, or small in number, believing they can change everything if they fight — it’s worth fighting for, they can try, and maybe they can change everything. And that, in the case of The Dragon Prince, some of it is changing the waves of generational violence that are coming down, the conflicts that are being passed down, like resisting that and fighting through it, and so I don’t know, that’s, that’s um — so yeah a bit of Lord of the Rings, maybe a bit of what I perceive as the tension between Tennessee Williams and Arthur Miller dramatically.
W: Okay, yeah. I was just seeing a production of Othello.
A: Yeah.
W: So obviously Iago was making me think of Aaravos, of like the liar who is pitting everyone, and whatever and stuff.
A: Well, the Bible and mythology come in, too.
W: Oh, yeah!
A: Again, very like...
W: You guys sneak a lot of Egyptian mythology in there.
A: Oh, okay.
W: Like Ibis, and Thoth.
A: I mean, mythology’s always interesting. In ninth grade, we had to read “The Centaur” by—did you ever read that?
W: No, but I’ve heard of it.
A: John Updike’s “The Centaur” and it’s — again, I’m recalling my ninth grade reading of this, but it’s um, kind of a parallel story of, and I don’t even know if it’s Cheron or Chiron, but the centaur who’s a teacher in a school, who is the centaur, but it’s like metaphorically, and it’s sort of like we go back and forth between these characters and sometimes the teacher is the centaur — it’s very odd, but it’s a deeper, modern exploration of kind of some mythological themes, and I found it very powerful, and it said here’s something modern, a modern story, but we’re going to like connect it so that the echoes and themes go back two thousand years, and you go “oh that’s, that’s crazy, that’s so interesting.” You know? I don’t know. So... yeah.
W: Yeah, I think it speaks to that — how Dragon Prince layers itself both in like a history level of the world, like Aditi and Janai and Ezran and the Orphan Queen, but also just like between the modern day stories that the characters are going through and how they all kind of interconnect with similar themes and contrasts and stuff. Well, that’s everything for today, so, thank you so much!
A: Okay.
W: I think we’ve hit our time. But as always, fantastic to chat with you. Thank you so much.
A: Likewise, I — it’s enjoyable, but also like, you always give me tons to think about and a sense for almost like, here’s an area you should be mining, and it’s like “oh yeah, write that down” [W laughs] “circle that part of the map or the story” and it’s like yeah, you’re right, that’s really — I love our conversations, thank you.
I don't know if anyone will actually find these useful, but I've been looking online and the only transcripts I can find are either only a few of the episodes, have none of the names or are just very incorrect. So, I decided to sit down and do my own. This is all my own work and it took me a long time to transcribe, so please don't copy it. If you do use it, please credit me! Anyway, here you go.
(Band of Brothers “Main Titles” by London Metropolitan Orchestra plays)
Donald “Pappy” King: The Toccoa men, that's the ones that was there at the very beginning. They are very close and uh- they accept people coming in like myself as a replacement. But you also had to prove yourself.
James “Moe” Alley: Most of them were, we know were qualified parachutists. They had to be. A lot of them were awfully green and we knew that. We just... We hoped we could keep them alive or they could keep alive, a lot of them didn't. But, uh- well, all right, they eventually blend right in.
Earl E. McClung: I think maybe they were trying to impress the older guys people like me or Shifty or. I don't know why but I got right there to where I didn't wanna be friendly with replacements coming in because God, I didn't like seeing them get killed. I just, it just tore me up.
Lester Hashey: Cause we were in awe of them. They were wearing infantry badges, you know the uniform. They had a star on their jump wings. They were uh- They were like heroes to us, you know? That's how we looked at them. And they were good. Furthermore, they were good. We had good officers, for the most part, but we had excellent NCOs. They looked... They looked after you.
(September 13, 1944. Aldbourne, England)
(At the dart board)
Luz: Alright now Lieutenant, nice and easy. We've still got a shot. (Buck misses) That’s a tough break, you're having a tough night. People have tough nights.
Buck: I'm sorry, George. It's all right.
Bull: Nice shot, sir.
Buck: Thank you, Bull.
Babe: (Buck hands him the darts) Thank you, Lieutenant.
Buck: Finish me up.
Luz: Here we go.
Babe: Double seven.
Guarnere: You're embarrassing the Lieutenant here. Have a drink.
Babe: Don't mind if I do, Sarge.
Guarnere: Better start winning money soon. I think your buddies are starting to miss you.
Babe: Yeah, they do look kind of sad, don't they?
Bull: They're just serious fighting men, that's all.
Guarnere: Well, I think I'm gonna go introduce myself.
Bull: Careful what you say now. Don't take much to set my guys off.
Martin: Yeah, and you got some wild-eyed killers right there.
Buck: You know, it's a good thing we weren't gambling.
Luz: Boy, we would've gotten k*lled.
Babe: Wanna bet?
Luz: What?
Babe: You wanna bet? Pack of smokes.
Buck: No, I'm not much of a gambling man.
Babe: Hey, come on. Pack of smokes?
Buck: First one to hit the bull's-eye?
Babe: Yeah, one shot.
Buck: One shot. Make it two?
Luz: Yeah, yeah, yeah two packs.
Buck: All right, two packs, here we go. One shot, very good.
(At the tables)
Guarnere: Hey, fellas. (He sits next to the new recruits) What do you hear? What do you say?
Guarnere: Is that right? I don't care if it's fucking Eisenhower's. Who are you?
Miller: Private Miller, James Miller. I'm in Sergeant Randleman's squad.
Hashey: Us too, I'm Les Hashey.
Garcia: Tony-
Guarnere: Garcia, I know who you are. Old Gonorrhea don't miss nothing.
(At the dart board)
Luz: Lieutenant, are you gonna shoot lefty all night?
Toye: Hey, come on.
Luz: Just curious as he's right-handed.
Buck: George. What would I do without George Luz?
Luz: Boop (Buck hits a bullseye)
Luz and Buck: Ohhhh!
Luz: Goodness gracious.
Buck: Two packs, gentlemen.
Luz: I know you got them, pay up.
(At the tables)
Guarnere: So, Heffron tell you about Doris yet?
Hashey: No.
Guarnere: No? Well, then I'm gonna educate you. We're getting ready to get on a plane for that first frog town we never jumped into. All of a sudden, Heffron stops dead in his tracks. Bing and a bang and a boom everybody banging into each other. Heffron's just staring up at the plane's nose, because on it is painted this beautiful pinup. And written underneath: "Darling Doris". Doris just happens to be the name of the skirt who just that day, sent Babe one of them letters. You know the... What do you call them letters that the broads send?
Webster: Uh- Dear John letter.
Guarnere: That's it, a "Dear Babe" letter. Well, anyway, lucky for Babe, Patton overruns our drop zone. Mission cancelled. In other words, Babe don't have to risk getting inside old Doris again. Hey, Bull, your squad listens up real good.
Martin: Yeah, they're being polite like whenever Bull opens his mouth.
Guarnere: What are you saying? Bull's boys are humoring him?
Martin: Yeah- like whenever he gives out some of his folksy wisdom from back down on the farm.
Guarnere: Probably think he's a fucking hayseed. They're right.
Martin: What are you laughing at?
Guarnere: You new boys, you pay attention to Sergeant Randleman. Got that? That's the smartest man in the company.
Cobb: Where'd you get that? (He gestures to his pin)
Miller: It's a Presidential Distinguished Unit Citation. For... For what the Regiment did in Normandy.
Cobb: That's right, for what the Regiment did. You weren't there.
Hoobler: Hey, hey, ease up, Cobb? It's a unit citation. (Miller takes the pin off and leaves the table)
Bull: Shit, Cobb. You didn't fight in Normandy neither.
Cobb: I got hit in the plane before I got a chance to jump.
Smokey: Hey, you all, listen up. I got us an announcement to make. This here is Carwood Lipton.
Malarkey: He's already married, Smokey.
Smokey: This here is Carwood Lipton: The new Easy Company 1st Sergeant. As befitting his position he says he has to make an announcement.
Lipton: Well, hate to break the mood here, boys, but we're moving out again.
(In the briefing tent)
Winters: As you can see (he gestures to the board) this is called Operation Market-Garden. In terms of airborne divisions involved this one's even bigger than Normandy. We're dropping deep into occupied Holland. The Allied objective is to take this road here between Eindhoven and Arnhem so the two British armoured divisions can move up it toward Arnhem. Our job is gonna be to liberate Eindhoven. Stay there, wait for the tanks.
Nixon: The entire European advance has been put on hold to allocate resources for this operation. It's Montgomery's personal plan and we'll be under British command.
Man: Yippee.
Nixon: The good news is, if this works these tanks will be over the Rhine and into Germany. It could end the war and get us home by Christmas. It'll be a daytime jump. Intelligence doesn't expect much opposition. They think the Krauts in Holland are mostly kids and old men. And we should take them by surprise. In any case, say goodbye to England. I don't think they're gonna call this one off.
(On the airfield)
Garcia: What are you doing?
Miller: Look at Cobb, man.
Cobb: Watch and learn, kids. You wanna live? Jump ready to fight.
(A jeep drives in with Sobel and Popeye in it)
Lipton: They let you out of the hospital like that, boy?
Popeye: They didn't let me out, I busted out. I didn't wanna get reassigned to some other unit.
Lipton: Can you make the jump?
Popeye: Sure I can, Lip, I just can't sit.
Bull: Welcome back, Popeye.
Popeye: Thanks, Bull.
Lipton: Popeye went AWOL just in time to jump.
Bull: What's he doing here?
Lipton: Who, Sobel? Well, he's the newly appointed regimental S4.
Bull: Supply officer?
Lipton: Yeah, you got it.
Popeye: He picked me up in Aldbourne trying to find you guys.
Bull: He know you went AWOL?
Popeye: He knows. He just said I was lucky I could sit out this jump if I wanted. I said I didn't want to. So he says, "Hop in."
Bull: "Hop in"?
Popeye: Yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it either. Hey, maybe he's gonna court-martial me later?
Lipton: Let's get you some gear.
Moore: Hey, Mal. Over there. (Malarkey notices a motorcycle in the jeep)
Sobel: Sergeant, that motorcycle is United States Army property. That may not mean anything to you but it means something to me. Where'd you find it?
Bull: That's him all right.
Hashey: Who is he, Sarge?
Bull: He was our first CO.
Hashey: What happened?
Bull: He got promoted.
Peacock: Just tap my leg, Sergeant.
Martin: Lieutenant, you'll be in the doorway.
Peacock: Yeah, I know, but… Look, Sergeant, you'll be the man behind me. When the green light comes on if you could just tap me, all right?
Martin: The green light will be next to you, sir.
Peacock: Just do it, that's an order.
Bull: Come here, come here. (He sorts out Garcia) Sling it around, and when you land your knee'll hit the butt. The business end'll break your jaw. Lose your reserve, you don't need it. We'll jump low. Take your belly band and wrap it around you. Fine.
(September 17, 1944. Holland)
(Easy Company jump into Holland. The men land in a field)
Hashey: I'm sorry, Sarge.
Bull: Don't be sorry. Grab your rifle, let's go.
(The men crouch in a ditch. Hoovler runs past with four beers)
Man: Where'd you get that from, Hoobler?
Hoobler: I think I love Holland.
Hashey: Where'd you get these?
Hoobler: That farmhouse over there. Just sitting out in the open. I don't know, maybe they were expecting us.
Webster: Boys? Whoo. I made it.
(The planes fly past overhead)
Hoobler: I wonder if they hit anything.
Webster: Goodbye air support.
Peacock: There's some kind of holdup ahead. We're going in through this field here.
Bull: (Hashey fixes his bayonet) You won't be able to shoot as straight with that thing on.
(A window opens, they all rush forward and crouch with their guns aimed. A woman hangs an orange banner out the window)
Bull: Okay, hold your fire.
(Eindhoven, Holland)
Hoobler: Hey, kid.
Lipton: Bull! Bull, you seen Captain Winters?
Bull: No, why?
Lipton: Keep your squad moving.
Miler: Where are all the Germans?
Garcia: They could be anywhere.
Peacock: Keep moving! Keep moving!
Lipton: Pardon me.
Cobb: (A woman steals his helmet) Come on, lady.
Nixon: Dick, clock's ticking.
Winter: Yeah.
Nixon: (Women rush over and kiss them) Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Very kind.
Compton: What's up, Welshy?
Compton: snipers.
Winters: We've gotta get to these bridges.
Bull: Hashey.
Peacock: Sergeant Talbert. Let's move, we've got work to do.
(Women are grabbed into the middle of the square where their heads are shaved, their clothes torn and swastikas are drawn on their heads)
Welsh: What did they do?
Van Kooijk: They slept with the Germans. They are lucky. The men who collaborated are being shot.
Nixon: Mr. Van Kooijk here is with the Dutch resistance.
Van Kooijk: We've been waiting and hoping for this day for almost five years.
Nixon: Says he can help us secure the bridges here.
Van Kooijk: Together we can push the remaining Germans out of Eindhoven. And that's just the beginning.
Winters: Any idea where they might be?
Nixon: Well, we're still working on that right now.
Van Kooijk: Pius and his friends here are getting information as we speak.
Nixon: His contacts, a couple of towns down saw the British 2nd and Guards Armored pass half an hour ago.
Winters: They're kids.
Van Kooijk: These are reliable reports. Anything we can do to help you, we will do. Anything. Right on time. (British tanks roll in with soldiers and women riding on them) Captain. I'll be happy to show you the quickest route to the bridges.
Winters: I'd be happy to have your help. Get scouts to the edge of town in case we're here for the night.
(By a farmhouse at night)
Hoobler: Hey, Van Klinken. Webster. Sleeping outside is for suckers, guys.
Webster: Better be good, I was almost asleep. (A man comes out of a bunker. Hoobler, Van Klinken and Webster aim their weapons.) Heraus, Hande hoch.Mach schnell.
Dutch Man: Niederlander. Niederlander.
Webster: Sprechen Sie English?
Dutch Man: Ja. A little bit.
Hoobler: What were you doing down there?
Dutch Man: It's an air-raid shelter. My family has been in there ever since the first plane flew over.
Van Klinken: We're Americans. Paratroopers.
Dutch Man: The Germans are gone?
Hoobler: Think so. You see any, you let us know.
Dutch Man: Are you here to stay?
Hoobler: As long as we have to.
Webster: Yeah, they don't tell us very much.
Hoobler: Or feed us much.
Dutch Man: Please, wait here.
Van Klinken: You see that? I say screw Paris.
Hoobler: Hey, don't talk about screwing, all right?
Webster: They all speak English. They all love us. What a fantastic country.
Hoobler: Hey, take a look.
Dutch Man: Here, take.
Webster: Danke.
Webster: Are these olives?
Hoobler: Thanks, danke.
Dutch Man: (A young boy comes out of the shelter) Ja, komme wieder, es ist gut.
Hoobler: Zigaretten?
Dutch Man: Ja. (Webster walks to the young boy and hands him a bar of chocolate) He never tasted chocolate.
Webster: It's pretty good, isn't it?
(The next morning)
(The men sit on tanks and head towards Nuenen)
Bull: Oh, man, you know what? I hate eggs!
Man: Here, Sarge, you can have this one.
Webster: Vincent van Gogh was born in Nuenen.
Cobb: Yeah? So what?
Hoobler: Sure teach a lot of useful stuff at Harvard. (They spot a woman with a shaved head on the side of the road)
Hashey: Mellett. (He passes him a sandwich to hand to her)
Hoobler: (A lieutenant walks ahead of everyone in plain sight) Hey, get a load of General Patton.
Bull: What the hell's he doing?
Hoobler: Makes quite a target, don't he?
Bull: Lieutenant! (The lieutenant turns and gets shot in the neck)
Nixon: I'm all right, I'm all right. Am I all right?
Winters: Yeah, you feel all right?
Nixon: Yeah, quit looking at me like that.
Lipton: Captain, we got four dead. Eleven injured.
Winters: Okay, let's move them out.
Lipton: And, sir, Randleman's missing, too.
Winters: Randleman?
Lipton: Yes, sir.
Winters: Okay, let's go.
Guarnere: Where's the Bull?
Martin: Don't know.
(Bull hides in a sewer tunnel under the pathway before moving to a farmhouse. He patches himself up. He sees the farmer walk in a holds a knife to his throat before noticing his daughter.)
(Back at the camp)
Hashey: I never fired a shot, the whole time. Find anything out?
Hoobler: About what?
Hashey: Anything.
Garcia: What we're doing next.
Hoobler: No. I did hear one thing. Lieutenant Brewer's gonna make it.
Hashey: What?
Hoobler: Lieutenant Brewer's gonna make it.
Hashey: Nah. There's no way.
Hoobler: He's headed back to England. They'll probably send him home.
Webster: How is that possible?
Garcia: He did turn his head at the last second. When uh- Sergeant Randleman called out to him.
(Back in Nuenen)
Bull: (He removes the knife from the farmer’s neck and pushes the two further into the farmhouse as a tank passes by the door. The farmer offers to help with the shrapnel in his shoulder. He offers him some liquor) No. Just pull... fuck. Just pull it out. (The man says he can’t. Bull offers him the knife and the man removes the shrapnel. They hear German voices outside. Bull tells them to leave through the back door)
Farmer: Danke. Danke.
Bull: Go, go! (Four German soldiers enter the farmhouse, chatting before three of them leave. One notices the bloody bandage on the floor. He turns to leave before the young girl kicks a bucket. The soldier turns around and speaks in German. Bull jumps out and attacks him, ultimately killing him.)
(Back at the camp)
Guarnere: Hoob. Any news of the Bull yet? If there ain't no body then there ain't nobody fucking dead. Understand me?
Hoobler: I'm gonna look for him.
Guarnere: Not by yourself you're not. I'll go with you, let me get some ammo.
Hashey: That's okay. I'll go.
Garcia: Me, too.
Guarnere: All right. Go get him.
Webster: All right, what the hell...
Cobb: I ain't going back up there.
Hoobler: (A truck passes by) Webster, us or them?
Webster: Not us.
Cobb: Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
(Back in Nuenen)
Bull: (He buries the soldier in hay. The farmer tries to help and Bull shoves him and his daughter out of the barn) Go.
(Back at the camp)
Winters: They're bombing Eindhoven.
Nixon: Yeah.
Winters: Come on, Nix. We'll dig in for the night.
Nixon: Won't be waving so many orange flags at us tomorrow.
(Back at Nuenen an American truck picks Bull up outside the farmhouse. Hoobler, Hashey, Garcia, Webster and Cobb spot the truck with Bull in)
Hoobler: Where the fuck you been?
Bull: Glad to see you boys.
Cobb: Not as glad as us. Bet you thought we'd given up on you there, boss?
Hashey: Shut up, Cobb.
Cobb: What?
Webster: I think we should go back now.
Dukeman: Hey, Johnny, look.
Martin: Bull!
Bull: Hey, Johnny.
Martin: Get a little lost?
Bull: Something like that.
Martin: It's good to see you.
Bull: You too.
Guarnere: I don't know whether to slap you, kiss you, or salute you. I told these scallywags you was okay.
Bull: And they didn't listen?
Guarnere: These salty bastards wanted to do a suicide run to drag your ass back.
Bull: Is that right?
Guarnere: Yeah, I told them, "Don't bother."
Bull: I never did like this company none.
Lipton: Hoobler.
Guarnere: So, they found you.
Martin: Wait, what did you say?
Guarnere: Johnny, don't irrigate me!
Martin: "They found you"? Now I don't know who's more stupid, you or the hick.
Lipton: All right, mount up! Hup hup, let's move out!
Man: Grab your gear, let's go!
Guarnere: 2nd Platoon, grab your gear! Let's go!
Martin: 1st Platoon!
Bull: Let's start falling in now. Cobb, move it.
Martin: Dukeman, round them up.
Bull: 1st Platoon. Grab your gear, let's go!
(They start rolling out in trucks)
Nixon: Van Kooijk says the Germans are concentrating their armor up near Veghel. We may be heading into some more tanks.
Winters: Well, as long as it's only old men and kids.
Nixon: Yeah.
Winters: I don't like retreating.
Nixon: First time for everything.
Winters: How are the other divisions faring up north?
Nixon: I think we're gonna have to find another way into Germany.
