VoicedHeadcannons

Some British guy who does voice acting. My head is a cannon. My personal blog is voicedheadcannons2. Follow my youtube, twitter and insta, all @VoicedHC. Commissions are open. Icon by sukdraw

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*taps mic* this thing still on? im gay

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Behold: The Among Us game that literally nobody asked for but now exists because I decided to. Featuring all of your favorites... and Best Jeanist for some reason, and all the murder and betrayal you could possibly hope for.

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man haikyuu is really fucking over isnt it

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Todoroki: Ok Midoriya take off the blindfold Bakugou: But we haven't done the pinata yet! Todorki: What pinata? We don't have a pinata Bakugou: Aren't you supposed to blindfold somebody then beat them with a stick? Kirishima: That's not how a pinata works Kacchan Todoroki: Where did you even get the idea that we'd celebrate his birthday by beating him with a stick? Midoriya: Please don't beat me with a stick Todoroki: Anyway, Happy Birthday Midoriya! Midoriya: You guys, you didn't have to throw me a birthday party Todoroki: We didn't have to but we wanted to. Midoriya: I just wasn't expecting this is all, I'm not used to people showing me that kind of affection and friendship Bakugou: Especially when you guys didn't throw me one! Kirishima: Calm down Bakugou your birthday is on 4/20 we had bigger celebrations Bakugou: We're teenagers in Japan what are you talking about! Kirishima: Oh right Todoroki: We got you a cake Midoriya: Oh it's so pretty! You decorated it to look just like All Might! Kirishima: Our budget ran out so you kinda only get the legs, butt and a little bit of his back Todoroki: Cut the cake and see the surprise inside. Because there's a surprise inside! Kirishima: Yeah! Todoroki: You know I'm like a birthday cake Kirishima: What Todoroki: I have no purpose in life other than to be consumed by society Kirishima: Todoroki... Todoroki: Happy birthday broccoli fucker you're one year closer to death Midoriya: Did they leave some baking parchment in the cake when they baked it? Why is there a sheet of paper in here? [earlier that day] Todoroki: Ok, we got All Might to sign the adoption papers. Now we're gonna surprise Midoriya by baking them into the cake so when he cuts it open he sees that All Might is his dad now Bakugou: What could possibly go wrong! [later] Midoriya: Oh this is, uh. A triangle of paper that I have cut out of the cake. What does this even say. "Midoriya Izuku is now the certified... property belonging to All Might... legally binding from July 15th" Todoroki: No, no, wait, let me dig out the rest of the paper Kirishima: You're ruining the cake! Todoroki: Ok, I got it, now look. Put the pieces together Kirishima: I wanted to eat that cake Midoriya: "Midoriya Izuku is now the certified son of All Might and all possessions and property belonging to All Might are now by this contract named with Midoriya Izuku as heir, legally binding from July 15th." Todoroki: What do you think? Midoriya: How am I being adopted when I already have my mom? Who signed this certificate in my name? Who forged my signature!? And where did somebody learn to write broccoli bitch in my handwriting? And last of all what court accepts a signature in the name of broccoli bitch!? Bakugou: heh Todoroki: Don't ask questions you're All Might's son now Midoriya: I have a lot of questions actually Todoroki: Shut up and eat cake Midoriya: Listen I have- [muffled noises] Todoroki: Wait why was Deku able to get adopted to a new dad and I wasn't Kirishima: Don't ask questions Todoroki. Eat cake. Todoroki: If Midoriya can do it so- [muffled noises]

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Announcer: Welcome to Hero’s Got Talent. Today, our judges, All Might, Aizawa, Todoroki and Shigarak- Shigaraki? Why is a villain here? Did anyone think this through? On Hero’s Got Talent! Midoriya: Hi, my name is Deku, and I’m going to be doing some body breaking today All Might: You mean body popping? Break dancing? Midoriya: No All Might: Ok, well, the stage is yours Midoriya: For my first trick I’m going to break my arm All Might: Excuse m- Midoriya: [screaming] All Might: What the hell! Somebody call an ambulance Midoriya: And now… my legs! All Might: Somebody stop him!

Bakugou: My name is Bakugou and [buzzing] Bakugou: What the fuck? Todoroki: You need 3 out of 4 of us to get through to the next round Shigaraki: Get off the stage Todoroki: Now

Kirishima: Hi, my name is Kirishima Aizawa: What do you have in store for us Kirishima: I can get reaaaallly hard [buzzing] Kirishima: I didn’t do anything All Might: Somebody call the cops that’s illegal Kirishima: No you’re misunderstanding, let me show- Todoroki: No you pervert. Get off the stage.

All Might: What are you going to show us today mister, uh, Dabi? Dabi: I’m going to do something never seen before on tv All Might: I can’t wait to see it. That’s what this show is all about. Dabi: It’s murder All Might: Wait what Dabi: I have a knife Shigaraki: It’s a yes from me All Might: CUT THE CAMERAS Todoroki: Deadass

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By the way

All my audios come in video format if you follow me on [instagram] and [youtube] and some bonus content I don’t post here.

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Just a friendly reminder that tumblr is a dead website and you get all my content in video form plus more elsewhere. I'm still posting here, but yknow.

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It’s tododeku... but Todoroki is at soup

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Midoriya: We are all here today to remember our dearly beloved Kacchan who tragically died at the age of 15 today Bakugou: I’m not dead! Let me out of this fucking coffin! Todoroki: Sometimes I still hear his voice. Midoriya: Regardless. We’d like to take a moment to remember his best features, and his worst features, and how despite his flaws, we had so much to love with our favorite angry pomeranian Bakugou: The moment I get out of here I’m going to choke you Midoriya: We’d like to start by remembering the things that made our Kacchan so special. For example, his, uh. His, ah… I’m doing this without rehearsed lines guys somebody back me up here Kirishima: We love the way that Bakugou… Sometimes he would… Uh. Todoroki: His abs wer- Midoriya: Things we love about Kacchan include his. his. Strong personality. Todoroki: I fuckin’ hated it Midoriya: We loved how driven he was, how he’d stop at nothing to be the best at anything he does in life, uh, did in life, he’s dead now. Bakugou Let me the fuck out of here! Todoroki: I can’t believe Bakugou is fucking dead Midoriya: And that extended to his never say die attitude. I’d bet if he was still with us, he’d be scratching and clawing away at that coffin trying to get out, refusing to let his time on earth come to a close so early *aggressive scratching noises* Bakugou: Get me out of here! Midoriya: You never really appreciate what you have until it’s gone. Kirishima: How did you even get him in that box? Todoroki: What do you mean? He’s dead. He can’t fight back Kirishima: And how come he can’t get out? Bakugou is really strong. And he could just explode the casket Todoroki: Not when he’s dead Midoriya: We tied him up Kirishima: That’s impressive in itself Midoriya: Bitch won’t be #1 pro hero any time soon if he can’t stop himself getting kidnapped by a high schooler Kirishima: What’s the plan anyway, why are you doing this, you’re not gonna just bury him alive Todoroki: I might Midoriya: I was just thinking of getting Todoroki to set fire to it. Viking style. Kirishima: He’s still in there! Todoroki: And dead Bakugou: Let me out you little side characters! Midoriya: Do you hear that? Kirishima: Kacchan turned into a zombie! Bakugou: I’m not dead! Midoriya: Quick, Todoroki, burn the coffin Todoroki: On it All Might: Oh you kids these days, with your murder and your, uh, murder? Hey wait a sec.

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Midoriya: Dear Valentine. Please don't be creeped out when I make the All Might figures look away when you're over at my place. Please don't be creeped out when I take the posters down either. Please don't be creeped out when I take the bedsheets off because it's not right to make out on top of All Might. Please do- Todoroki: Please don't let him speak anymore

Bakugou: My heart is going to explode for you Valentine, and so am I! Kirishima: Isn't your heart a part of you? What are you implying? Bakugou: It's a joke about my- Todoroki: Bakugou doesn't have a heart. Midoriya: He keeps somebody elses on his bedside table Todoorki: A victim Bakugou: Shut your mouth or that'll be your heart! Todoroki: Oh gosh, Bakugou wants my heart for valentines Midoriya: He wants my heart for valentines Bakugou: I am literally threatening to kill you

Midoriya: Look at the camera, Kaminari, say something romantic for valentines Kaminari: Like what? Midoriya: The first thing that comes to mind! Kaminari: Hey baby I'm shocking in bed Midoriya: *laughing* Kaminari: What? Midoriya: Nothin dude, nothing

Todoroki: There's a father sized emotional void in my life and this valentines day I want you to fill it

All Might: If you want to gain my powers, eating my hair isn't the only thing you could swallow!

Bakugou: Say the line Kirishima Kirishima: No! Bakugou: Say the damn line! Kirishima: I don't wanna! Bakugou: Do it! Kirishima: *sigh* I must be using my quirk because I'm rock hard for you this valentines Bakugou: Nailed it Kirishima: I wanna die

Shigaraki: Be like the chapstick in my life because I'll never use you

Dabi: Hey baby. I'm gonna literally kill you. That's not a joke. You should probably start running away.

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By the way

All my audios come in video format if you follow me on [instagram] and [youtube] and some bonus content I don’t post here.

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My 2019 blooper reel for all of my assorted failures at trying to do My Hero Academia voice acting. Who would have thought that all of my content doesn’t come out correct and perfect every single time, eh?

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Todoroki: 2020 baby, New Year’s resolution. New year new me. Midoriya: Are you going to fix the crippling depression this year Todoroki: Shut up Midoriya. No. I’m going to be the real me Kirishima: Depressed? Todoroki: Would you guys quit with the, no, stop it Kirishima Midoriya: I don’t really know what your personality is Todoroki Todoroki: I’m going to be an eboy this year Midoriya: Excuse me? Todoroki: I’m going to dye all my white hair black and look all cute and edgy Midoriya: So you’re going to be your big bro Dabi Todoroki: What? Midoriya: What Todoroki: I bought this cute shirt with black and white stripes and I’m gonna wear a t-shirt over it. I asked my mom if I can get my tongue pierced too. And check out my new eyeliner. Midoriya: Are you ok Todoroki: I already started a tiktok do you wanna see it Kirishima: I don’t really think I want to see your tiktok Todoroki: I wear white shirts in the shower while lip synching emo music Bakugou: Is the shower on? Kirishima: He’s 16, Bakugou! Bakugou: So am I! Midoriya: How many followers do you have Todoroki: Don’t ask me that I’m shy Midoriya: Is your tiktok unpopular Bakugou: Does nobody love you Todoroki? Todoroki: They don’t but that’s uncalled for Kirishima: You can’t say that Bakugou! Todoroki: …It’s 15, k? Midoriya: How many of them are just other Todoroki’s Todoroki: I blocked my dad if that’s what you’re asking Midoriya: Yes, king. Todoroki: It’s hard being famous though, I’m not used to it. Kirishima: With fifteen followers? I’d bet! Todoroki: Huh? 15k. Like, fifteen thousand. Midoriya: Suddenly I’m in love Bakugou: Do you get paid? Kirishima: Can I be on a tiktok? Midoriya: I was here first! Todoroki will you marry me Bakugou: Clout stealer! Kirishima: I just want to be on a tiktok… Midoriya: Remember me when you’re famous babe Todoroki: If you’re going to be feral at least do it outside Midoriya: We stan Todoroki Todoroki: I liked it better when I didn’t have friends

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Midoriya: Well would you look at that we're under the mistletoe that means it's tradition to get a kiss Bakugou: Really? Todoroki: Yeah. My favourite Christmas tradition is the one where your dad burns your handmade decorations after you come home from school Midoriya: Uh? Kirishima: Sounds like a you problem Bakugou: I can explode decorations! Midoriya: Guys, I was trying to get Kacchan to- Kirishima: Hey Bakugou, in some countries in Europe they growl at eachother for Christmas Bakugou: They what? Todoroki: Oh yeah, Aoyama told me they do that in France. Midoriya: Growl for us Kacchan Bakugou: What? Uh. Midoriya: Do it Bakugou: Uh, what? Okay! *growl* Midoriya: Uh.... Kirishima: Let's uh, let's never do that ever again Midoriya: I think we can all agree to that Kaminari: You know Bakugou, in Japan it's tradition to- Todoroki: We're in Japan Kaminari: Oh yeah Todoroki: Fucking idiot Bakugou: I'm startin' to think you guys are messing with me! Todoroki: Why would we mess with you on Christmas? Midoriya: I just wanted to be under the mistletoe... All Might: Midoriya Boy! Are you enjoying the UA Christmas Party? Todoroki: Look Midoriya, All Might's under the mistletoe, now's your chance Midoriya: That's illegal Todoroki Todoroki: I don't believe in the law Midoriya: You don't... what? Bakugou: You're a pro hero! Todoroki: So what? Kirishima: Hey Bakugou did you know in America it's a Christmas tradition to wrap your turkey in kraft singlets? They call it a cheeseyboi! Midoriya: Are we still doing this Todoroki: That's nothing. In England they wrap their turkey in gift wrap and give it to the youngest person in the family as a present. If they eat it all in one sitting they become the dad of the house. Bakugou: Even if it's a daughter? Todoroki: Especially if it's a daughter Midoriya: What the hell Kirishima: Do they get gravy? Midoriya: You guys are ruining my mistletoe kiss moment Bakugou: Nobody cares about you wanting to kiss toes or whatever the hell you're doing Midoriya: Just forget I said anything

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Midoriya: Who the hell is Bakugou Todoroki: Excuse me? Midoriya: Todoroki who the hell is Bakugou? I got assigned my partner for our next assignment and I have no idea who “Bakugou” is Todoroki: You’re joking right? Midoriya: Is he in class 1B? Todoroki: You don’t know who Bakugou is Midoriya: I should ask Kacchan Todoroki: You’re going to ask Kacchan who Bakugou is Midoriya: Yeah? Todoroki: First of all your logic makes zero sense because Bakugou wouldn’t care about people in class 1B Midoriya: Okay, where are you going with this? Todoroki: Second of all, Deku, you’re a fucking idiot. Midoriya: Rude!

Kirishima: So Bakugou, who did you get partnered with? Bakugou: Uhhhhh…. Kirishima: Is there a problem? Bakugou: Do we have a “Midoriya” in this class? Kirishima: What? Yeah Bakugou: Who is it? Is there somebody with an invisibility quirk here that I’ve just not seen for the last year? Kirishima: Uh, yeah? Hagakure? Bakugou: Hagakure Midoriya? Kirishima: No? What are you talking about Bakugou: Who the hell is Midoriya! Kirishima: Is this seriously happening Bakugou: Oi! Shitty Deku! Trade partners with me. I got somebody called Midoriya. I don’t want to work with somebody completely insignificant. Midoriya: Wow ok. I know you don’t like me but you don’t have to call me insignificant. Bakugou: Huh!? Midoriya: Anyway I’m partnered with whoever Bakugou is, so yeah, I’ll trade. Bakugou: Trade? Trade what? You’re trading to be with me, not trading me away Midoriya: Why am I trading you away? Bakugou: You just said you’re trading Bakugou away! Midoriya: Yeah? Kacchan why are you so confused Bakugou: What the hell!?

Kirishima: Todoroki do we just tell them that they use their nicknames so much they forgot their real names Todoroki: No Kirishima: Why not? I’m sick of yelling Todoroki: I thrive on chaos Kirishima: You thri- what? Okay…

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Trying to predict the plot of Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba by doing absolutely nothing other than looking at pictures of the characters

Seriously, I feel like I learned absolutely nothing about this show from making this video. I have since watched the show, and man, I was not even remotely close to half of this shit

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By the way

All my audios come in video format if you follow me on [instagram] and [youtube] and some bonus content I don’t post here.

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Midoriya: I have an important announcement Todoroki: Lay it on us Midoriya: I managed to convince Kacchan to finally give his phone number out to all of us. One one condition Kirishima: What’s the condition? Midoriya: We only use it for emergencies, and don’t just bother him constantly for stuff he doesn’t care about Todoroki: Seems reasonable

Later

Bakugou: Hello Kirishima: Hey Bakugou, do you ever taste yourself because your quirk makes you smell like caramel and I bet it’s tasty Bakugou: What the shit?

Later

Bakugou: Deku, what do you want Midoriya: Hey Kacchan, how do people who work minimum wage in wine stores cope knowing they can break a weeks paycheck by dropping a bottle of fancy wine Bakugou: Why are you asking me this? Midoriya: I know you go to bed early so I wanted to catch you before tomorrow so it’s not on my mind all night Bakugou: Excuse me? What? Goodbye and fuck you.

Later

Todoroki: Bakugou it’s an emergency Bakugou: It better be bitch it’s 3am Todoroki: What’s the tape Sero makes made of Bakugou: Why do you need to know this at in the damn morning!? Todoroki: I dunno, thought you maybe wanted to chat Bakugou: Fuck you

Later

Bakugou: If this isn’t important I’m going to break somebody’s leg All Might: Bakugou boy! Bakugou: Oh, All Might, I never expected you to call me, what’s wrong All Might: How much chan could a Kacchan catch if a Kacchan could catch chan? Bakugou: … All Might: Take your time! Bakugou: I regret being born