The smiling man on the radio

Hello, listeners ! This is Kevin speaking, your favorite radio host ! Now let's all smile on and take the best out of that beautiful day ! [RP/Ask blog for Kevin from Welcome To Night Vale]

[voiceofthebluffs]

((All the muns look friggin awesome and then there’s

a little potato sitting in front of a laptop

wat))

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blood moon eclipse if you have missed it!

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[ALRIGHT SO]

((I’m really really sorry for being so silent and not responding to stuff lately. I really want to keep all of my blogs active and I waant to answer all this asks you sent to Kev, I just don’t have much time at the moment.

School has started, this rhythm I have to get back to leaves me exhausted, and SAI is being a d*ck with my new tablet (and I’m not exactly comfortable around photoshop yet), plus I have and will have a ton of work this year and will only move into my own place on Sunday.

... But after that, I’ll be thrown into the “Absentee” madness and can’t tell if I'll have time at all. Okay. Might have chances to be active until what, december ? But then I don’t know, production will take all my energy if I’m lucky. But regardless, I just wanted to apologize for being so inactive and taking so much time to answer threads. It also goes for my Portal muses whom I still love dearly.

tl;dr Sorry for lack of activity. I’ll be back. I promise. <3 ))

[voiceofthebluffs]

It’s that time again, listeners !

The Desert Bluffs Community Radio is proud to present the opening of the Q&A channel, hosted, of course, by your favourite radio host, Kevin himself !

Something to report ? Need advice ? Unfulfilled ?Just want a friendly ear to listen to your unproductive, lazy problems ? Unfulfilled ? Turn to the Desert Bluffs Community Radio brand new Q&A submission, and let the Voice of the bluffs answer you live on his show !

-- This message was brought to you by StrexCorp Synenirsts Inc.

[all-things-rp-moved]

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

[zenamiarts]

I’m not myself anymore.

[voiceofthebluffs]

meveret:

What?

KEVIN is evolving!

Congratulations! Your KEVIN evolved into STREX KEVIN!

STREX KEVIN is trying to learn HUG but already knows 4 moves! Should a move be forgotten to make space for HUG?  1, 2 and… Poof! STREX KEVIN forgot REBEL and learned HUG!

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[voiceofthebluffs]

''Today my Strexpet started throwing up blood all over the walls, is this a sign of good luck?''

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what kinds of food do you like to eat?

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((ugly sobbing in the distance))

[dark-recesses-of-the-soul]

☽ dark, horror, eerie, macabre ☾

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Like this post for a starter -please leave me a message specifying a context if you havethe possibility, or send questions, or whatever crosses your pretty little minds !

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brightlittlelight:

Basma tipped their head, watching him curiously. He reeeally liked that blood, didn’t he? It seemed almost like a kink for it; how interesting~!

“Sounds  a m a z i n g  your studio.” They pursed their lips, trying to imagine it. Though Kevin’s comment about permission made they snicker loudly.

“W e e l l l l   I’m not like  m o s t  c h i  d r e n.” They smirked, knowing a secret that Kevin didn’t. “But maybe I  w i l l  t a k e  y o u  up on that  o f f e r ~”

Kevin tilted his head. Not like most children ? What was that supposed to mean ? did that mean she was able to wander off here a normal one would be prevented ? Did that mean she had the right to randomly address superior beings where most others were told to look away ? Or that normal children didn’t wear bloodless yellow dresses ?

“So it does mean I’ll see you in my studio ? How delightful ..!” He joined his hands. “You’ll see, it’s just the most beautiful and bloody piece of work you’ve ever seen !” 

The radio host giggled. If they came to his studio, they’d have a blast. Even he couldn’t get enough of it ! 

[cleopatrathesecretary]

"I say ... /bloodless/, but still pleasant," he said out loud, holding an empty glass that had never been filled. ((voiceofthebluffs))

Cleo arched a brow, taking a sip from her own glass that was filled with champagne. “Yes, the lack of blood is strange, but who are we to question the tastes of our host for the evening?”voiceofthebluffs

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cleopatrathesecretary:

“Indeed I do.” Cleo is aware just how much of a difference she makes; she may only be a secretary but considering who she was a secretary to, it was certainly not as easy a task as one would think.

Cleo doesn’t seemed bothered by the sudden topic change. She only nodded her head, following along without any hesitation. “I am sure any one of these people here would love to talk to you face-to-face. You’re the beloved Voice after all.”

“Is Vanessa around? Did she decide to come along?”

“You’re certainly right …” Another look around him. “All these smiling faces ..!”

Cleo’s question made him raise an eyebrow as he stopped examining his surroundings, reporting his full attention on the woman. “Vanessa ?” He repeated, almost surprised. His smile didn’t fade, though he looked … vague. He shook his head. 

“Oh, no, you know, there is no way Vanessa could have made it here today … She died a long, long time ago, you see.” He chuckled. “Just this morning she was telling me how excited she was for the party, and she said in that way, with such a smile on her face ..!” His laugh intensified and then … fell flat.

“But she never could have come anyway,” he concluded in a flat tone. He gazed at nothing for a brief moment, in silence, before he seemed to come alive again.

“So here I am alone, and here you are, alone, too ! And I got to meet a beautiful listener today ! I mean, look at your teeth ! How wonderful is that ?”

[voiceofthebluffs]

((Back in the game. Sorry it took more than just “tomorrow”. But I’m back now !))

[jathis]

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