Does John Possess A Hopkins?

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VAELUS I AM IN LOVE

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This Travis voice is doing bad things for my lesbianism

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Yummy yummy yummy delicious fantasy religious trauma!!!

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They’re doing an annoyingly good job at making me sad about a character death for a character I didn’t know at all

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Will possibly be live blogging since I haven’t been this hyped for a show in a while, will be using #cr spoilers

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CRITICAL ROLE CRITICAL ROLE CRITICAL ROLE

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It’s always nice to know that a letter of mine is connecting with wizards across their magical of ours, and the way I often find out this re

It’s familiar… but not too familiar… read on!

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my real life cat is featured in this fictional wizard blog

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Often times I burn with rage when I feel overworked and under appreciated, but never have those feeling felt so literal as this last couple

The demi-plane caught on fire... read on

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For all my complaints about working in person in the demi-plane that houses my chapter of the Grand Celestio Council of Wizards, there are t

There's something lurking in the wizards' halls... read on!

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An amusing situation played out at work today that I thought you’d enjoy, as readers interested in the day to day work life of a Mid-Level M

A wizardly mishap at work... Read on!

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Wizard Fact #6: The average wizard has 27 middle names

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Common misconception! Romulus agriope benal autumn polioicus auricious Kamen larentin Undathal nevermore Neri Vicious redemus dadelus kanada Mauritius Quintus winter-fall gandalf laddious Morton Kamala phonitis Hamlet William deathson marble wealion xuaritious baulbus boulbus yeaugh leamus waglatun posideon's-wrath Astaroth Nemoy Sheldon Ayon Lee Ionide Harriot Malin Defocus Juno Penis-Superpower Daring Skeleton Malferious (48) The-Hammer Banker Wilson Odysseus Cheron Chevron Dictionarious Anton Marionette Octous Fallon Earron Hundred Yallon Tatis Depression Austin Legarth Custon Cardboard Kayholius Lenolium Packett Poison Redpants Aluminon Concrete Halley Mutton Sandle Calendar Lunarious Brickus Asphalt June Snake Seashell Oak Purple Sportedly Crickety Insectus Adam Dustus China Pineneedle Styrophoam Paperweightus Harlan Zagareous Ziggity Hameon David Bentcarn Evileous Cigarette Mercy Lighter Leaflitterer Shoppington Alleyway Longgarir Pajamas Lexington Quintin Jimaca Gatorade Caesar Watermol Goose Saldad Hoop Jarlsberb Picklebreah Xcol Lavash Goodness Rawson Timothy Gant Promise Arnold junkless godson, who has 140 middle names and regularly steals names from others is an outliar and should not have been counted

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My letters of the past fortnight have concerned the actual busy work of my position as a Mid-Level Mage at the Grand Celestio Council of Wiz

Ever wonder how a wizard commutes to work? Read on!

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Wizard Fact #5: If you feed fish magical ink used for writing spells in spell books they will grow legs and walk away

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Wizard Fact #4: The ink wizards use to write in their spell books is edible

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No it is not

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Oh crap then what have I been feeding the fish?!?

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Are you, as a wizard, unsure how to deal with pirates? Read on:

Last week I wrote to all you aspiring wizards about my general workload as a Mid-Level Mage at the Grand Celestio Counsel of Wizards, and ou

New blog post is out now!

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Wizard Fact #4: The ink wizards use to write in their spell books is edible

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No it is not

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Not with that attitude

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What were you saying, @the-gnomish-bastard ? Sorry I was too busy chewing on this tasty spellbook

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Wizard Fact #3: Wizards can consciously choose which hand is their dominant hand and the options aren’t limited to left and right