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hello and welcome new me!

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yeah, so, you know how telling and aro/ace person "you just haven't met the right person yet!" is incredibly aphobic? I'd consider it the same if someone tried to tell me what my gender is

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if It's covering the entire head and not just the face then that's not a mask. that's a helmet

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usamericans always going on and on and on about the 6 feet height makes you think it's some kind of uber tall person but then you search up a measurement converter and realise than no. it's about average

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a parasite that just takes is a parasite. a parasite that gives back is a symbiote. but I forgot what's the name for a parasite that doesn't harm the host but also doesn't help them?

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pro tip: when moving a box of unknown things from a high shelf check first what's inside lest a bunch of glass panels fall on you and cut you

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first time starting medication

when in the morning should I take it (everything so far just said "morning". I need more specific than that)

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people who go like " 'oh, horrors beyond my comprehension?' I can comprehend it just fine, thank you very much. it is just as giant tentacle monster " really prove the point that they are incomprehensible since the whole point is that the human brain is at a loss for what to do when seeing them and just lets you see the closest approximation and not the actual thing

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debating if I should post something that may or may not cause some mutuals to unfollow (if not outright block)

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something about this Wikipedia image is so funny

like, introversion, well that's just a personality trait. shyness? just another innocent personality trait. but oh ho? you! you there you weird fuck. you're a MENTAL ILLNESS!

so funny

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guess who's got a diagnosis

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why are people incapable of making a proper four-way venn diagram

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no

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if you see a corvid tomorrow say hi! that was me

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are squirrels bugs?

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it's actually crazy that i can write my silly little words on here and then pretty much instantly my friend on the other side of the worlds can read them

like, isn't that just awesome? just wonderful? but also how how how how how, thank you scientists/inventors

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as much as i like messaging apps/sites allowing you to edit sent messages*, i do think there should also be a feature to "view previous versions"