(@the-thing-of-worms side blog) A good wizard whose set on Befriending the entirety of Wizard island! SEND ASKS ABOUT ANYTHING DM ME ABOUT ANYTHING I LOVE TALKING (All the pronouns: the wizard likes they/him the most though)
They're in order of how I want you to read them but you can start with any! It's your life!
The Birth of Good Wizard:
Eeeeee!!!!!! Thankyou so much!!!!!
The Terra Comic:
Guys here's my comic on terras origin story!! I'm calling it: The Terra Comic
Here's the text!
I remember when you sculpted me.
Orange clay
Newest Terra Comic! I call this one: The Threat
Here's the text for this one!
"I remember the day Mom made you."
"She gave you everything sh
The Mystery!! Comics:
GOOD WIZARD COMIC!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO IT AS PART ONE, PART 2, BECAUSE OF IMAGE LIMIT SORRRY!!!!
please click on the pictures to see th
PART TWO OF SAD GOOD WIZARD COMIC ENJOY PLEASE CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO SEE FULL DETAILS
Part one | Part 3
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! ITLL BE A B
Transcript:
"When I came to, everything was so bright..."
"No matter what my eyes couldn't adjust to it..."
"Then, slowly I realized that
Y'know just some silly light hearted fun!
Transcript:
"my world was fading and hers was growing."
"All I could do was think of the suppos
(in the realm of light and void is a part of the gw comics, they're just special bc these ones in particular are also good wizards nightmares, meaning I could make a one off where they have the same dream again :3)
Also guys my main blog is @the-thing-of-worms !! If you see them follow you it is mee!!!
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.
I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.
When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.
@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)
that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol
three random facts:
1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.
2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.
3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)
2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}
3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;
1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)
2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks
3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?
I once had a sweetheart in highschool. She was a transfer student; a chubby adorable nerd with glasses. She had the softest voice I ever heard. The moment she first asked to play chess with me, I fell hard for her. We loved playing chess together, even online. I turned down any other girl because I was cute.
But it just wasn't meant to be. Everybody kept saying it wouldn't work out. The pressure got to us, and we grew colder and more distant from each other. I couldn't even look her in the eye and tell her I was still attracted. Instead, I left her confused and she couldn't bother with me anymore. I understood.
Now I don't ever want to fall in love again, because I'm scared of commitment.
@siley-the-wizard, @lightsabersandbluecookies, @dreamsoncecrushedunderthestars, @nug-offical-deactiv + open tags/moots
Did you think I was done making wiz raps? Did you think Gavamont the Green doesn't have more steaming hot jams for you? Think again, mortals!
Lyrics beneath the read more
Gavamont the Green, Wizard of the Whispering Woods, Keeper of the Chalice of Chalizath, Champion of the Seal It Don’t Feel It method, known to the elves as Gav’irendel, known to the dwarves as Gavtastic, and known to the weavers as Gav-viscose
Let me tell you now of a wizardly tale
It’s a hell of a journey where the heroes prevail
But the adventure ain’t easy, so pay close attention
For many would have died without my intervention
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
First we gathered the heroes to aid in the cause
A dwarf, an elf, a hobbit, and a cat girl with paws
We packed up the necklace, but the cat girl had to touch it
It was early in the quest, so my spells I did budget
She surely would have died if left in that state
So I turned her to a statue for a later date
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Later in the quest, we’re surrounded by trolls
The killing type, not the softies who do answer for tolls
And the dwarf he fought quite bravely, but he nearly fell
We had no healer, so there’s no one who could make him well
But a wizard is a master of magics most genius
So I turned him to a statue just like the previous
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
And so we made camp at the base of a mountain
With lightning strikes that could end the curse for certain
But the elf’s pointy ears had jewelry too conductive
She was zapped by a bolt that was very destructive
Thankfully my wizard instincts kicked into action
And I turned the elf to stone before damage could happen
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Only the hobbit and me left for end of journey
He seemed somewhat distrusting, but I imagined this surely
We summited the mountain and awaited the thunder
But I suspect him a thief and the goods he would plunder
So before he could rob me I helped with a gesture
He’s now a statue with necklace waiting for curse’s departure
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
It’s the quest, to destroy a necklace most cursed
Other heroes would have failed, or maybe even worse
But I am Gavamont, a mage most skilled
So thanks to my power, no one was killed
Yeah! Shadow Wizard Money Gang! 2026! I am still Gavamont!
tail feathers are off limits because it's like pulling hair (feathers are likely to break and can have problems growing back so pulling feathers isn't a popular kink thing)
Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for
Got a lady coming to my wizard tower asking if I can neuter her boyfriend that is a werewolf. Is it unethical? Hard to say. But she got him him a silvered cage, and says she’s tried every other method for stopping him from chewing the furniture. As a wizard, I’m one of the few people fit to do the job.
Tell your client to literally just muzzle him when the moon comes around! What about when he un-shifts and looks down to see his balls are gone! That's incredibly inhumane.
*A boy with tattered wings knocks on the door. They are holding a bundle of forget-me-nots and dandelions, and he offers them to you when the door opens.*
Friends?
@thatboy-cadence
*he opens the door, when he's immediately handed something and asked a question he's a little surprised, taking the flowers* uh-oh thank you, hi! Sure?
*A boy with tattered wings knocks on the door. They are holding a bundle of forget-me-nots and dandelions, and he offers them to you when the door opens.*
Friends?
@thatboy-cadence
*he opens the door, when he's immediately handed something and asked a question he's a little surprised, taking the flowers* uh-oh thank you, hi! Sure?
