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Doctor Who sentence starters
Both New Who and Classic Who are represented.
“Oh, I thought you were my mirror image………until I realised I wasn’t the one holding a gun”
“If we fight like animals, we die like animals.”
“I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.”
“Could you hurry up and close the door? Your ship’s about to blow up; there’s gonna be a draft.”
“You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up “genocide”. You’ll find a little picture of me there, and the caption’ll read “Over my dead body.”
“You’re bluffing. There isn’t a sincere bone in your body… there isn’t a bone in your body!”
“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
“This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”
“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
“Always take a bannana to a party.”
“Geronimo!”
“Allon-sy!”
“Fantastic!”
“You wanted advice you said. I never give it. Never. But I might just say this to you. Always search for truth. My truth is in the stars and yours is here.”
“I don’t believe that man was made to be controlled by machines. Machines can make laws, but they can not preserve justice. Only human beings can do that.”
“You destroyed a whole planet just to save your own skin. You’re insane!”
“One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.”
“Life depends on change, and renewal.”
“Yes. When I say run, run like a rabbit. Run!”
“Our lives are different to anybody else’s. That’s the exciting thing, that nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing.”
“You haven’t been trying to play this, have you? ”
“Are you trying to tell me that you were going to make cocoa in my lab?!”
“That wasn’t a question. That was a statement.”
“Would you like a Jelly Baby?”
“You’re standing on my scarf.”
“Shut up K9”
“Do you think I might attract attention?”
“If I tell you want you want to know, I betray millions of people in the future. I can’t do that.”
“Yes… perhaps it is time we were leaving. Don’t want to be blamed for starting a fire, do we?”
“That’s monstrous! Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!”
“When did you last have the pleasure of smelling a flower, watching a sunset, eating a well-prepared meal? … For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about!”
“An apple a day keeps the… Ah, never mind.”
“That’s the trouble with regeneration. You never quite know what you’re going to get.”
“It’s times like this I wish I still had my scarf.”
“You were expecting someone else?”
“ Change? What change? There is no change… no time, no rhyme, no place for space, nothing! Nothing but the grinding engines of the universe, the crushing boredom of eternity!”
“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know!”
“You don’t understand regeneration, Mel. It’s a lottery, and I’ve drawn the short plank.”
“Yes, that’s right, you’re going. You’ve been gone for ages. You’re already gone. You’re still here. You’ve just arrived. I haven’t even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time.”
“Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.”
“You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies.”
“You dreamt you could hold back death. Isn’t that true?”
“Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.”
“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”
“Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer!”
“ You let one go, but that’s nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim’s spared. Because she smiled, because he’s got freckles, because they begged. And that’s how you live with yourself. That’s how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind’s in the right direction, you happen to be kind.
“The angels have the phonebox.”
“ I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods; out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing… just one thing… I believe in her.”
“All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start? ”
“Don’t be lasagna”
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
[TEXT] i need a conscience and i need it yesterday.
[TEXT] being responsible doesn’t make memories.
[TEXT] shhhh. less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases.
[TEXT] i think i died and satan has brought me back to life and i’m paying for my sins with this hangover.
[TEXT] i’m batshit crazy. i don’t know how you guys keep forgetting that.
[TEXT] in other news: i’m massively over-caffeinated this morning. everything is vibrating and i can SEE THROUGH TIME.
[TEXT] i’m gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on.
[TEXT] i’m so high. i’m going to need directions to get home.
[TEXT] i encourage you to ignore feeling. drinking more helps.
[TEXT] currently working on a look that screams “i’m dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride.”
[TEXT] i love you but i don’t want to see you naked.
[TEXT] how many nights in [year] can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
[TEXT] i chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me.
[TEXT] go have fun. i’m gonna go shower off the regret.
[TEXT] omg, i literally just wanna sleep with you right now. like actual sleep. not sex. well, maybe. but sleep first.
[TEXT] just once i’d like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can’t remember half of it.
[TEXT] that’s a really terrible idea.
[TEXT] you just accidentally called me. you kept saying “really?! really?!!” so i can only assume you are having subpar sex.
[TEXT] i’m too drunk to explain this to you. it’s too hard.
[TEXT] i think i’m in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
[TEXT] i’m so drunk. remember me this way.
[TEXT] and i wasn’t CONVICTED of a felony, i just committed one.
[TEXT] we took vodka shots. you kept saying it was the key to your heart.
[TEXT] you know if we weren’t hooking up i think we’d actually be friends.
[TEXT] if i had feelings, you would have hurt them.
[TEXT] dude… are you really going to start sexting during our friend’s memorial service?
[TEXT] i’m so glad i make morally wrong decisions. it’s like the best worst thing i’ve ever done.
[TEXT] if you come you’re not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won’t be wearing them long.
[TEXT] why do i feel like i need to drink to feel better about the things i do when i’m drunk?
[TEXT] come over. and we’ll put iced coffee in the bong.
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text messages.
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
fuckiiisms:
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
“It’s not the ride, it’s the rider.” “Hey, you talking to my girl?” “I only race for pink slips.” “What would I do with a broken piece of shit like that?” “Winner gets me.” “Make it interesting.” “I thought you loved me!” “I guess I’ve got a new date for prom.” “You think this is a joke?” “I like screw-ups like you.” “What the hell were you thinking?” “There’s just got to be another way.” “You just can’t keep moving away every time you get into trouble.” “The bedroom’s yours, make yourself comfortable.” “You’ve got to be kidding me.” “Japanese food is like the army: don’t ask, don’t tell.” “Hell no, that’s mine right there. I even paid retail for it.” “I see somebody’s got jokes, huh?” “You’re movin’ up in the world, you gotta elevate your company.” “Turn around, keep walking.” “You’re like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.” “Leave.” “I want to see what the kid’s got.” “Don’t leave town.” “Have you been racing?” “You don’t get it do you, you’ve got nowhere else to go.” “If it doesn’t work out here, you’re going to jail. Do you get that?” “This isn’t a game.” “I’m gonna tell you one more time, if you’re going to live under my roof, you’re gonna go by my rules or get out, understand?” “Get in.” “I’ll get you your money.” “Why are you talking like you have a choice?” “Go get me my money.” “What’s he doing here?” “Get him out of here, we’ve got business to discuss.” “It would have to be for something important. Why else do it at all?” “My mother, she’s blind in one eye and she can shift better than that.” “The nail that sticks out gets hammered.” “I don’t do refunds!” “Not easy saving the day, is it?” “Sorry about the other night, your life isn’t any of my business.” “I have money, it’s trust and character that I need around me.” “Who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are.” “They’re letting fear lead them.” “Life’s simple, you make choices and you don’t look back.” “Outsider or insider, it doesn’t really matter, all that matters is knowing what you really want and going after it.” “The day I got my licence was the day I got my first speeding ticket.” “Stay away from her, or the only thing you’ll be driving is a wheelchair.” “What’d you expect, you didn’t just play with fire you soaked the matches in gasoline.” “You’ve changed.” “You say I’ve changed, but we’re not so different, you and I.” “We’re both products of fuck-ups, aren’t we?” “If we hadn’t taken you in, you’d be just like her, doing anything for a buck.” “We’re the same, difference is I know who I am and where I belong.” “Do you know who you are? Do you know where you belong?” “It looks more complicated than it is.” “There is an old saying: For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message…the war was lost.” “I miss your father.” “What about now, is this what we do?” “You need me.” “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” “Okay, I’ll go with you.” “See you when daddy’s not around.” “I did this, I can’t run away.” “I’m responsible for my mess.” “I gotta do this, can you understand that?” “I know I didn’t just hear that.” “I gotta end this.” “What, are you crazy?” “You need to leave.” “You came to the wrong place.” “I didn’t come here to see you.” “Who’s your friend?” “I can handle this.” “I have something which belongs to you.” “I know I’m only returning what belonged to you in the first place.” “I came here to apologize.” “After everything you’ve done, you’re giving me orders?” “I’m here to offer you a peaceful solution.” “How do you plan to accomplish that?” “I’m asking you to allow us to settle this once and for all.” “The loser leaves town for good.” “You’re free to go.” “I got nothin’ but time.”
fuckiiisms:
The Fast and the Furious Sentence Meme
“He’s beautiful” ”What’d you put in that sandwich?” ”Relax, don’t push it, you EMBARRASS me!” ”Sounds like a serial killer name, is that what you are?” ”Don’t come around here again.” ”You gonna make me find out the hard way?” ”It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car.” ”I smell-” *sniffs* “-skanks” ”Why don’t you girls pack it up before I leave treadmarks on your face.” ”You can’t climb in the ring ‘cause you think you can box.” ”Am I worthy?” ”What are you smiling about?” ”Dude I almost had you!” ”Almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car.” ”Ask any racer - any real racer - it don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.” ”Oh shit! We got cops! Cops! Cops! GO!” ”You’re the last person in the world I expected to show up.” ”Yeah, well, I thought that if I got in your good graces, you might let me keep my car.” “You are in my good graces, but you ain’t keeping your car.” “You done time?” “I’ll die before I go back.” “Gonna be a long ass night.” “I thought we had an agreement.” “You stay away, I stay away, everyone stays happy.” “This your ride?” “Be ready to have your ass handed to you.” “You’re gonna need more than that crotch-rocket.” “What the hell was all that about?” “We have a 20 mile hike, humor me.” “A business deal that went sour, plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.” ”We were just about to go looking for you.” ”Take it upstairs, you can’t detail a car with the cover on.” ”The buster kept me out of handcuffs, he didn’t just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back.” ”There was a time when I didn’t know you.” ”You look a bit tired, I think you should go upstairs and you give me a massage.” ”You owe me a ten-second car.” ”Come on, let’s go get me a drink.” “My brother likes you, usually he doesn’t like anybody.” “You’re a shitty liar.” “I’ll take that as a compliment.” “I like realism.” “You never know who’s watching.” “Even cops are Hollywood in Hollywood.” “Nice crib, better than the last place you confiscated.” “You wanna make me a liar” “Give me something to use” “What the hell is this?” “I said a ten second car, not a ten minute car” “I retract my previous statement” “I gotta get you racing again so I can make some money off your ass” “He owns you now” “Something about engines that calms me down” “Looks like you got all the help you need, brother” “Praying to the car gods man” ”The cook doesn’t clean where I come from.” ”We should go out some time.” ”I don’t date my brother’s friends.” ”I would pay to see that.”
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{The Morning After}
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“ shit, I’m late for work ”
“ ugh, not you again ”
“ did I lose a bet last night? ”
“ I can’t believe I just did that ”
“ you cannot tell anyone about this ”
“ you cannot tell _____ about this ”
“ that was amazing ”
“ my name’s _____, by the way ”
“ where did you learn to do that? ”
“ well this will be an exciting diary entry ”
“ why are we outside? ”
“ I’m sorry I broke your bed ”
“ so… breakfast? ”
“ I think I need to shower for a year ”
“ we have to stop doing this ”
“ I really hope I’m/you’re not pregnant ”
“ I didn’t know you had a tattoo ”
“ wanna go again? ”
“ I ache all over ”
“ you might be the best I’ve ever had ”
“ that wasn’t what I planned ”
“ why is there glitter everywhere? ”
“ karaoke isn’t usually such a turn on for me ”
“ that was better than last time ”
“ does this mean we’re dating? ”
“ I’m so hungover ”
“ what did you say your name was? ”
“ I need a cigarette ”
“ are you sure that was alright? ”
“ I don’t cuddle ”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
ackersnow:
BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS
( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )
❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜
Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
Even nothing cannot last forever.
That’s when I miss you most. When you’re here. When you aren’t here, when you’re just a ghost of the past or a dream from another life, it’s easier then.
There’s never been a true war that wasn’t fought between two sets of people who were certain they were in the right.
I can believe things that are true and things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not.
There’s none so blind as those who will not listen.
I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
As sure as water’s wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint you in the end.
I think I would rather be a man than a god.
We just keep going anyhow. It’s what we do.
Don’t start anything you’re not prepared to finish.
You are an analog girl, living in a digital world.
I want to be alive again. Not in this half-life. I want to be really alive.
It’s weird, you don’t think you can feel it, the blood, but believe me, when it stops flowing, you’ll know.
I want to feel my heart pumping in my chest again.
You know why dead people only go out at night? Because it’s easier to pass for real, in the dark.
I believe that anyone who claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too.
They might be dirty, and cheap, and their food might taste like shit, but at least they didn’t speak in clichés.
All your questions can be answered, if that is what you want. But once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them.
Names come and names go.
You’re a God?
I guess it’s just another one of life’s little mysteries.
I’m tired of mysteries.
I’ll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there’s nothing a puppy can do that I can’t do!
You shine like a beacon in a dark world.
So, how’s death?
Babes. You’re dead.
If Hell is other people, then purgatory is airports.
I think I have heard of her. Isn’t she the one who killed her children?
You got to understand the god thing. It’s not magic.
Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on.
You will not even die in battle.
You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart.
The important thing to understand about American history is that it is fictional, a charcoal-sketched simplicity for the children, or the easily bored.
You’re fucked up, Mister. But you’re cool.
I believe that’s what they call the human condition.
I could be blindfolded and dropped into the deepest ocean and I would know where to find you.
You are the only thing I have left, the only thing that isn’t bleak and flat and gray.
I could be buried a hundred miles underground and I would know where you are.
You are the nearest thing I have to life.
They are aware of us, they fear us, and they hate us.
I’m a culture hero.
It’s easier to kill people when you’re dead yourself. I mean, it’s not such a big deal. You’re not so prejudiced any more.
It’s not what I’d want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.
You’re walking on gallows ground and there’s a rope around your neck.
A man’s fortune is his own affair.
Gee-word?
They all do the same things. They may think their sins are original, but for the most part they are petty and repetitive.
The joy’s gone out of me like the pee from a small boy in a swimming pool on a hot day.
There are accounts that, if we open our hearts to them, will cut us too deeply.
Goodbyes are overrated.
It’s easy, there’s a trick to it, you do it or you die.
This isn’t about what is. It’s about what people think is.
You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work.
What makes you think I’m giving you a ride?
It’s all imaginary anyway.
Mostly you are what they think you are.
If you can’t eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it… then fuck it!
Tell me, as a pagan, who do you worship?
Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don’t take naturally to it.
You should know that if we do fucking kill you, the we’ll just delete you. You got that? One click and then you’re overwriten with random ones and zeros. Undelete is not an option.
You are so full of shit. It’s a wonder your eyes don’t turn brown.
Information and knowledge: two currencies that have never gone out of style.
People populate the darkness; with ghosts, with gods, with electrons, with tales.
Don’t knock the guys on death row.
You see, the outcome of the battle is unimportant. What matters is the chaos, and the slaughter.
Liberty is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.
He showed me a coin trick I don’t remember how to do, gave me some bruises, and claimed he was a leprechaun.
We do not always remember the things that do no credit to us.
Too much talking these days. Talk talk talk. This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.
You musn’t be afraid of the dark.
I’m afraid of the people in the dark.
I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.
Believe everything.
Only the gods are real.
"the breakfast club" sentence starters
“Does that answer your question?”
“When you grow up, your heart dies.”
“Good God, are we gonna end up like our parents?”
“I think it’s fine for a guy to be a virgin.”
“I can’t believe you can’t get me out of this…”
“I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.”
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“What did your parents do to you?”
“They ignore me.”
“I don’t think either of them give a shit about me.”
“They just use me to get back at each other.”
“It’s not funny!”
“Is this the first time or the last time we have to do this?”
“You figure out a way to study.”
“I’ll make it up to you.”
“Ditching class to go shopping doesn’t make you a defective.”
“Guys screw around. Nothing wrong with that.”
“Mom already reemed me, alright?”
“You’re a big coward!”
“I’ve seen her dehydrated. It’s pretty gross.”
“It’ll be anarchy!”
“I’m in the math club…”
“What are you babbling about?”
“You wouldn’t know anything about it.”
“You never competed in your whole life!”
“You don’t have any goals.”
“Everyone just shhhhh!”
“Hey, keep your fuckin’ hands off me!”
“Alright, what about your family?”
“You wanna come over sometime?”
“It’s all a part of your image, I don’t believe a word of it.”
“We’re dead!”
“Don’t you want to hear my excuse?”
“What did you want to be when you were young?”
“Who do you like better, your mom or your dad?”
“They think I’m a big fuckin’ joke…”
“I’ve done just about everything there is except for a few things that are illegal.”
“Come on, answer the question!”
“I’m a compulsive liar.”
“Neither of you is any better than the other one.”
“Everybody can do something.”
“Did your Daddy buy you those?”
“So on Monday… what happens?”
“I’m telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?”
“You think I don’t understand pressure?”
“Everything’s ruined for me.”
“Killing yourself is not an option!”
“Watch yourself, young lady.”
“Wake up!”
“Hey, you grounded tonight?”
“It’s like, any minute, divorce.”
“You’re just feeling sorry for yourself.”
“You never answered the question.”
“See you next Saturday…”
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SUPER SHIPPY STARTERS inspired by Perfect Chemistry
❝ You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having. ❞
❝ We’re actors in our lives, pretendin’ to be who we want people to think we are. ❞
❝ I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way they are. ❞
❝ I wanna know how to make you laugh. I wanna know what makes you cry. ❞
❝ I want to know what it feels like to have you look at me like i’m your knight in shining armor. ❞
❝ One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close to my heart. ❞
❝ If there’s one thing I learned, it’s that nobody is here forever. You have to live for the moment, each and every day. ❞
❝ But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. ❞
❝ I’m losing control. ❞
❝ You once said you loved me. Do you still? ❞
❝ I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you. I couldn’t. ❞
❝ You’ve never seen a guy with his shirt off? ❞
❝ Believe me, you don’t have anything I haven’t seen before. ❞
❝ Whoa, Please keep your pants on. ❞
❝ How can I not be crazy in love with you? ❞
❝ If you think you can’t change the world, then go on and follow the path already carved out for you. ❞
❝ Changing the world is'nt easy, but I sure as hell am going to keep trying. Are you? ❞
❝ I want to tell you how much you’ve become the center of my being. But I can’t. The words won’t come. ❞
❝ If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. ❞
❝ ‘Cause you own my heart, my soul, and everything else in between. ❞
❝ You may be out of my life physically, but you’ll always be a part of me. I can’t let go even if I wanted to. ❞
❝ Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. ❞
❝ What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? ❞
❝ This connection we have isn’t going away, it’s only getting stronger ❞
❝ The more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be. ❞
❝ I never stopped loving you. Even when I tried desperately to forget you, I couldn’t. ❞
❝ Opening yourself up to making mistakes and being vulnerable is what makes it beautiful and special with the person you love. ❞
❝ Because the truth is, sometimes getting close to the fire does actually burn you. ❞
❝ I don’t deserve you. You know that, don’t you? ❞
❝ There’s a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you’re confusing your emotions. ❞
❝ Playing with fire doesn’t necessarily get you burned. ❞
❝ I hate games I can’t win ❞
❝ Whether it’s right or wrong, fight for what you believe in. ❞
❝ Unfortunately, I can’t run from my heart. It hurts, deep inside my body. ❞
❝ Don’t they give you happy pills in this place? ❞
❝ But I know loving someone means losing a part of myself. ❞
❝ Somehow, being with you brings something to my life that’s missing, something … right.❞
❝ Do you want to kiss me?❞
❝ Do you want me to kiss you? Nobody else would know but the two of us. ❞
❝ My plan is to ask you to marry me four years from now, the day we graduate. ❞
❝ I’m ready for that adrenaline rush…with you. ❞
❝ What would it take for you to go out with me? ❞
❝ Unfortunately, real life doesn’t have a remote control. ❞
❝ You do realize you called me hot. ❞
❝ I don’t want to always be ‘the best I can be.’ I just want to be me. ❞
❝ You took a piece of my heart when you left. ❞
❝ I’ll start carin’ what people think when I am six feet under. ❞
❝ If you could wish on a star right now, what would you wish for? ❞
❝ Every time I break out of what is expected of me and do what feels right, I feel stronger.❞
❝ My history defines who I am. ❞
❝ I can’t keep running after ghosts. ❞
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