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Jessie: "That expression... it looks so kind."

James: "I never knew that after we blasted off, he watched us with such a pure gaze."

Meowth, lying there thinking what Pikachu says is definitely NOT kind or pure, but doesn't have it in his heart to tell them the ugly truth.

idishido

Never forget Pikachu's reaction to finding out Team Rocket didn't die on St.Anne

cheeso

shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

sedlex

thenatsdorf

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

emchromatic

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

thenatsdorf

Unexpected.

babylizard-blog

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

knightzoned

can you check in the back

iguanamouth

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

everythingfox

Trying to fit in

(via)

somecutething

porterr-robinson

nightmare-grass

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

wasdplz

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

ink--poison

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

femonologue

kittilumpo

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being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context