Space Mom

Voltron headcannon/fanfic/one shot requests

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My shiro water color

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Pocky Day was, like, 2 days ago but that ain’t gonna mcfreakin’ stop me.

Please do not repost

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Yass I win!!!

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Voltron Stripper Names

This will become a possible series of chapters if I am not too lazy to write it.

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Stripper Names

Allura: Queen Awhorea

Coran:Pimp man coran

Lance:LapDance

Keith:Kinky Cowboy

Shiro: Space Daddy

Pidge:The Bartender

Hunk:Drunk

Matt:The Virgin

Lotor:Prince Hoetor

Haggar:Faggar

Zarkon:Zarcunt

Slav:Slut

Shay:Bae

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The voltron crew is on earth working at a strip club. Keith, Lance, Shiro, lotor, and allura are strippers. Pidge is the bartender, Matt is the customer who happens to not ever been laid. Coran and haggar run the establishment. Slav is the most valued customer. Shay just hangs with hunk since hunk is always wasted. Find out more in this short series and zarkon is just there.

Half credit goes to @intp-madness

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Asleep Shiro with his Black Kitty x3

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happy halloween :p

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problematic things that keith does masterpost

sleeps with socks on

eats uncooked noodles

cronches full ice cubes

doesn’t hate the sound of clipping nails and thinks it’s okay to do it with someone else in the room

listens to Africa by Toto unironically

forgets to tag his spoilers

thinks Greedo shot first, not Han

puts in conditioner before shampoo

actually likes candy corn and black licorice

likes grape flavored things, also banana flavored

eats cough drops like candy

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likes white chocolate more than milk or dark

wears socks and sandals

doesn’t say thank you after he sneezes and someone says bless you

says “bless you” when someone coughs

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laughs at the jokes on laffy taffy

bites off his hangnails and doesn’t pay attention when they start to bleed

doesn’t bother waiting 30 minutes after brushing his teeth to start eating

doesn’t bother waiting 30 minutes after eating to exercise

places the toilet roll backwards

never throws away empty plastic water bottles, claims he’s going to refill them someday

calls Gatorade flavors by their flavor name, not what color they are

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Headcannon's

Shiro and Keith are working at a animal shelter on earth. Two of the animals manage to escape a cat and a bunny. They are frantically searching for the two animals that ran off.

Pidge is currently in her room making a robot, Matt walks in stumbling around blindly.

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Voltron One-shot: Cards against humanity

Lance passing out cards "guys quit your complaining this game is supposed to be fun!"

Keith is on The ground laughing so hard that tears form in his orbs. "FUN! LANCE THIS GAME IS SO INNAPROPRIATE!" Keith holds up a card that says 'Gloryholes' "LIKE THIS GAME WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE PLAYING POOR HUNK WILL LOSE HIS INNOCENCE!"

Pidge frowns and pushes her glasses up "can you just be mature about it Keith" she folds her arms across her chest.

Hunk just stares at them confused "innocence what innocence I lost that a long time ago when trying to save the universe."

Allura laughs "lets just start the game!" She picked up a black card and placed it down. She read it allowed "hopeless children in the world need___________."

All of them place down a card of their own and allura reads them allowed "hopeless children in the world need grandma; a super soaker full of cat piss; flying s** snakes; Obama; BATMAN; or Just the tip."

Shiro pipes up "what dose just the tip mean?" No sooner did shiro ask that and all the others burst into laughter. Well everyone but pidge she found it immature to laugh at the statement shiro made. Allura was also confused by that as well. "I dunno shiro" Lance chimes in "If you weren't the space dad you'd know!" Lance rolls on his back laughing.

Allura and shiro throw the cards and leave to go watch a movie together while the 'space kids' laugh their butts off.

Afew moments later Coran walks in on the laughing palidans. "What in the name of the star quadrants is going on in here" he exclaimed with a tone that seemed quite star struck.

Pidge who was watching the palidans laugh pushed her glasses up and said to coran "They are being immature" then she went into more depth so coran would understand what she ment only to find out that coran got confused when she began to ramble. He just nodded and left after she had ranted and went back to piloting the castle ship.

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That's all I have for now please keep an eye out for my head cannon post! You will be able to make requests on that post.