keith: (bites into a full ass fucking garlic bulb like an apple)
lance, turning the camera back to himself: so, i’m on day number— uhh… probably like, 100 something? no, that’s too short. it’s been a really long time. i’m gonna say 463 just so i actually have a number to say— day number 463 of living in the same place as keith. we’re actually friends now, which is cool, but i’m still pretty sure he’s a demon. (turns the camera back to keith, who is still eating the garlic bulb like an apple) i mean, what the fuck? who does that? no definitive proof that he is, in fact, a demon as of yet. no definitive proof that he isn’t a demon either though. i do know that he isn’t a vampire now though, so that’s progress.
(allura enters, she takes notice of keith)
allura: what are you eating?
keith: garlic. you want some?
(she nods. keith tosses her a bulb, which she does catch, but not without some fumbling.)
allura: you could’ve just handed it to me, you know.
(allura examines the garlic bulb, curiosity evident on her face)
allura: this is an earth food, right?
allura: how did you get it here, then?
keith: there was some chick who kinda looked like an anthro pokémon.
(allura seems to understand this, not asking for any further explanation. she raises the bulb to her mouth)
lance: allura nooooo… save yourself princess… save yourself from his demonic ways…
(allura takes a huge bite. a bright, wide smile takes over her face, the camera zooms in on her)
allura: wow… this is amazing. you called it garlic?
lance, turning the camera back to himself yet again, his face is a little too close: what the fuck. highly doubt princess allura’s a demon, but what the fuck.
(keith takes notice of lance, and approaches him)
keith: what are you doing?
lance, turning the camera to keith: i’m doing a video log on your demonlike behaviors.
keith: (amused) my… demonlike behaviors.
lance: yes. i’m trying to figure out if you’re a demon. i mean, you’re eating a garlic bulb. just a whole ass, lone garlic bulb. i’ll keep it all private though, so don’t worry. won’t do anything without your permission.
keith: do what you want. it’s funny.
lance: so… are you a demon, keith?
(keith looks directly into the camera, takes a huge bite of the garlic bulb, and leaves)
lance, turning the camera back to himself: i… have no idea what that means.
pixelskylines
snowghoul
s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s
titsay
