Gravy for the Brain

NSFW. 18+ only. Not to be Trusted. Tell yourself that this is all a fantasy. Content removed upon request. Male, 30s, Phoenix. Male chauvinist, capitalist, and autarchist.

[angel-kiyoss]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

Whenever you see an attractive woman in an expensive car, you can be certain she didn’t pay for it. Not with money, that is.

[femmesblanches]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

She knows how to catch the eye of the dominant, traditional man of her dreams.

[your-babysitter]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

The skills taught in the Home Ec course at that new private school are quite something.

[littlebrownbabe-deactivated2018]

terrifying 21st century capitalism-driven moments #23498230498:

refreshed and scrolled down tumblr to see an ad for a type of product (not any specific brand, just the general type) that i had been thinking about searching right before i refreshed - a product type, mind you, that i’ve never searched or spoken about before that would help solve a problem that i’ve never searched or spoken about before

like, look: i know that search engines/’free’ social media sites make the money that allows them to exist by utilizing me as a product rather than a consumer and i am aware that there have been many suggestions that providing mic access to those social media sites might be resulting in the tracking of our very conversations for that purpose

but i literally… haven’t done anything about this problem or solution other than… realize independently of any post or search or anything that it was a problem that i’m having a minute or so ago… and think of a solution the very next thought later. this problem/the potential solution (i.e. the product in the ad) don’t relate even vaguely to anything i’ve searched or spoken about. i have not had the chance to speak about this or search about it since i’m alone in my dorm room and only realized it was a thing right before i hit refresh - so… how… the… fuck…. 

[sick-little-lesbian]

Wasn’t there a thing a while back where Google talked about analysing your stuff to guess what you want to look for before you even think of it yourself?

When ad companies are one step ahead of our thoughts, that’s terrifying.

[voluntarypatriarchy]

As if it would take much computing power for Google to be one step ahead of your empty little thoughts.

[fitgirls-stuff]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

I go to the wrong gym.

[lildutchess]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

As a Cancer, I can say this is just one more piece of evidence that astrology is bullshit.

[bellisimabelinda]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

“People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.”

“On you maybe.”

[carrielachance-deactivated20210]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

You’d put in this much effort for a job you hate, so the least your man deserves is the same amount of effort at home.

[girlslikebarbie]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

After a complete reprogramming, the subject will have a tendency to be hyper-literal. This one’s owner told her to be a sex kitten. While he was pleased with the result, it should be noted that the warranty does not cover this issue.

[fitgirls-stuff]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

The Wolf and the Hunter might have to flip a coin to see who goes first.

[voluntarypatriarchy]

Recent headline: Straight Women Have the Fewest Orgasms.

This makes it sound as though women deserve orgasms, which is absurd. A woman should be thankful for any orgasm her owner allows her to have, whether it’s 3 per day or 1 per quarter. Demanding more is a display of an entitlement attitude, and there is nothing less sexy.

[natashaadrastea]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

No matter how many times he put her outside, she kept finding her way back to his basement.

[fitgirls-stuff]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

Ready for use from either end.

[fitgirls-stuff]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

A heavily tattooed, scantily clad woman with a disabled vehicle in the middle of the Mojave desert. This is going to end well for someone. But not her.

[anastasia-kvitko]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

Her body is built for one thing. Here’s a hint: it doesn’t involve paperwork, customers, computer screens, or research.

[fitgirls-stuff]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

I was going to say kind things, but then I saw which book she had.

[catman5674]

[voluntarypatriarchy]

Prized possession number 1 and 2.