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I just know ppl would love this story but i’ve always found it very embarrassing.
so I was home alone and anytime it’s just me I like to have some drinks and “celebrate” the occasion. this night I had 3-4 mikes harder tall boys, which is honestly likely the most i’ve ever drank. I chugged the last one and wobbled off to bed. I crashed fast and slept like a rock until suddenly I woke up while puking :,( I was mid throw up onto my bed laying on my side when I woke up. i have my bed pressed against the wall and I like to sleep closest to the wall so im pretty much throwing up onto the pillows the fall off my bed during the night. I keep going without control just laying down not even picking up my head, coughing and puking down my bed. once I finally stop I get up and do my best to pull my sheets and bedding off without making a mess. i’m left with one sad little throw blanket and one pillow that missed the tragedy. it’s like 3am maybe? I i’m still drunk asf, puke in my hair which thankfully was tied up before I went to bed. i’m just wipe what I can off of me and plop back into bed naked and fall back asleep. when I woke up I still had to clean my vomit from under my bed and literally shake out my vom so I could wash my bedding. when I took a shower I realized I had throw up around my ears, down my neck, like everywhere.
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so, being really cold usually makes me nauseous but nothing ever comes of it….Most of the time. i’ve thrown up twice from the cold in the past three days. my stomach isnt usually so sensitive but this weather is insane 😭 im kinda hoping this keeps happening but also this morning really sucked bc of it so idk… i just hate when it’s super acidic cuz im a baby lol
but yeah. puked this morning and it was miserable. i had been hiding my waves of nausea from my coworkers all night since we dont have heating in 90% of the building so it was Pretty fucking cold. i have to go between the heated offices and the rest of the building frequently and the temperature changes fuck me up so bad i sometimes have to hide just to gag where no one can see. i was stifling sick burps every once in a while. it sucked. i always feel better after throwing up but for some reason i always wait until the last second for relief. i made it through my twelve hours and the drive home, but not five minutes after getting home i had to grab a random dirty dish out the sink to vomit in. i just heaved and burped for too long before bringing up pure acid. i got barely anything else up and dry heaved for a bit afterward. it wasnt even proper gushes when i did puke it was just trickles 😭😭 so evil..
but i digress. the point of the post is i’ll be posting some audios soon-ish if im brave bc winter is killing me!!
….and after…. (Wow three in one go I’m pretty good 😊😂🤢🙃🙈🤦🏼♀️)
Hey yalllllll I’m sorry again if I don’t respond I’ve just been super low and self conscious lately but I ate and drank entirely too much beer tonight and felt super icky for a while until it needed to make its way back up in a few big heaves 🤢 I was able to record a full video while it happened…. Hope you enjoy… ☺️
the short sneak peak that mentioned from the emetic nut powder!!! i have more from this experience for $ale so dm me!! plus this vid uncut :p
in the other videos i moved my camera so you can see my face and the puke way better too :3 this ended up being the situation because i started puking before i could finish setting up the camera how i wanted it lol
When I'm planning to throw up, I like to fill up on mostly liquid foods like soup, pudding, and ice cream.
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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
i threw up a few days ago and it was so chunky. it smelled fucking god awful. so, i handed the bag to my girlfriend, and i could tell she was trying to keep her cool just looking at it and feeling how warm the bag was. she kept saying ‘sorry’ for getting aroused, and i was like… baby. it’s totally okay with me. please be weird about me puking.
can you tell i love consenting to being sexualized? cause. god, it makes me so fucking hard.
Sick at work, sick at home, sick literally everywhere lol.
So I’ve been in the fucking pits.
On a heavy course of antibiotics for an infection in my stomach (ironic right lol).
Unsurprisingly, I’ve been having liquid diarrhea. That’s what hit me first and really hard. I kind of exploded in my underwear last night and cried for like thirty minutes. Had to squat in the shower and push as much of it out as I could.
I threw up twice at work today, and had an accident again once from the force but it wasn’t nearly as bad as last night so I could clean up and kept on.
The first time it was really chunky and awful, probably my lunch. The second time was mostly digested and honestly better because the chunks were mixed with the water I drank.
I kept burping up vomit into in my mouth when I went back to work, it was burning hot and completely liquid and tasted like shit. three times I rushed to the toilet again and only gagged because I could feel the heat creeping up my chest.
I tried having a meal replacement shake and some toast to settle my belly after work, but obviously this backfired. I’ve never really thrown up like this before, i would get little warning and it would sort of explode out of me. It tasted and smelled literally VILE like the most bitter shit I’ve ever vomited, straight medicine. It got on the toilet seat a few times, like every time I would stand up it would coax more air out of me and I’d have to lean back over.
(TMI but I was also farting like crazy the entire time, ew, I think I’m kind of empty on that end but I still had my pants off in case)
I do actually feel way better after this last puke. I’m in bed now and I have a bowl with me because I still feel queasy and full somehow. More burping but I think it’s empty air. I hope lol.
Usually vomiting turns me on to some degree but this was legit harrowing lol and embarrassing as fuck because I had to tell my coworkers I was off being sick in the toilet.
I wrote that last night and this is the today update:
Really thought that I was feeling a lot better today. I had some lunch (rice and chicken) and lay around most of the day too tired to get up. Only problem was the bloating, I have NEVER been this bloated and tight, especially in my lower belly. I’m real skinny and it was sticking out of me completely rounded like I was going to explode.
Then something happened to me that’s never happened before, I threw up into my hands. I fucking wish I made this up. was lying on the couch, feeling queasy after lunch but not really thinking anything of it. I was massaging my belly to work gas out the other end. I suddenly gagged once and threw up into my mouth, then immediately BURPED into my mouth already full of vomit, which burst out onto my hands, down my shirt and sprayed the edge of the couch because I coughed at the same time.
Completely mortifying, I felt like a toddler.
I stood up and ran to the toilet with my hands cupped under my chin (still covered in vomit), on my way there I threw up into my mouth again but held it in. I threw up three times into the toilet but was straining a lot and my tummy was already hurting from last night so it was painful af. When I had a little break I downed some water and decided I was gonna move to my bed, and take a trash bag with me in case. I was holding the bag under my mouth and could hear and feel liquid and air moving around. More burping and gagging, Then I spent a solid forty minutes bringing up my water in a few huge gushes, then very slowly my lunch, and finally belching a disgusting mix of hot bile and water. I’m on the couch again (cleaned lol) and have the bag by the side. I’m not feeling as bad after that which seems to be the trend but my throat burns and my belly hurts so much.
Hopefully this is the last day of this I fucking pray lol.
Super casual texts about very not-casual things
"how much is this in fahrenheit" *sends picture of 40.1° thermometer*
"bleeding out in an alleyway can u pick me up" "idk where i am just check my snap map"
"hey i just had a dream where you died can u reply rq"
"i ujst fel;l downthe staird LMSOOO"
"hey how did you clean up my puke from the carpet last time no reason"
"where do we keep gauze pads and also dont freak out when u get home lol"
dear friend does this OFTEN and she's going to be the death of me Imao. Highlights
hey bestie what did it feel like when you got appendicitis
quick question how would i know if I'm having an allergic reaction
almost died today. choosing to blame it on penis coyote*
[ Picture of a nearly empty Panera lemonade] my heart feels funny
*Dick Wolf, creator of SVU
thinking about him being extremely exhausted and worn out from being so sick all day that he begs for us both to go to bed early because he really wants to be cuddled until he falls asleep 🫦
i wish i was in a sickfic so a beautiful man could dote over me and spoil me and make me soup and take care of me and treat me like a princess and give me loads of kisses and cuddles (╥﹏╥) instead im dying alone in bed with my cat
Indulgence
She’s been feeling off all day. Curled up in her blanket, switching between cold and hot sweats, a pounding head and a nauseated belly. The mere thought of food sends her tummy into knots, squelching and squirming from just imagining anything of substance taking up space inside of her instead of the slimy build up of bile and acid that’s currently sloshing about. Okay, maybe she’s more than off. She’s got the stomach flu. No doubt about it. Whispers of the “seasonal bug” going around had started to circle, and a few days later here she is, queasy, sweaty, and constantly stifling wet burps. I notice that she’s been put off of food today, and hardly wants to even sip at the water I constantly try to give her. Her face is sallow, ashen and pale. Her cheeks puff every once in a while when she burps. I quickly catch on to what’s wrong, even though she hasn’t mentioned anything to me yet. She has all the tell-tale signs of the belly bug. As we both know, we’re into that, so, who would I be if I didn’t attempt to indulge in this golden opportunity?
Throughout the day, I’ve been a little over bearing with my encouragement to get food and water into her system. Some crackers here, some rice there. A little heavier with the foods. Maybe some tea. Ramen noodles are bland too. Over time, I’m slowly packing her sickened tummy full of foods that I know aren’t going to digest. She’s begun to bloat significantly, her belly gurgling indignantly at all the slop I’ve forced into it. She’s half way sitting up on the couch, one hand tenderly placed on her bloated tummy. We both listen to the gurgles and sloshes it makes, desperately trying to process the food inside, failing sickly. She’s been burping more frequently, less airy now, more chunky and wet. I could swear she’s gone from her usual paleness to an almost….green complexion.
I’m losing it now. I’ve been teased long enough. I need her. And I need her to be sick, I gently pick her up off of the couch, listening to the quivering churns of digestive distress coming from her tummy due to the sudden motion. I plop her down on the bed, and she burps. Her meals slide up her throat, causing her to swallow thickly and whimper. I make my way on top of her, gingerly kissing along her neck and body so that she’ll relax, tenderly sliding her panties off so that I can get what I want. I indulge myself in her; devouring every last bit as she lays back and whimpers, convulses, and burps. Her tummy is a maelstrom of nausea that’s whipping around in her belly with every whimper, pleasure and queasiness battling for dominance. She’s afraid to moan, as every time her mouth is open, her stomach takes it as an invitation to send her dinner upwards, and she doesn’t know how many times she can keep swallowing it back. Her belly is in full revolt, sloshing, churning, bubbling. I’m using my hands to grip and disturb her belly, further stirring up the nausea that’s bubbling urgently at the entrance to her stomach. She’s on the cusp, and I can feel it. As her legs tighten; so does her stomach. She knows it’s the end, and she can’t stop it. She begins to climax, desperately swallowing and burping as all the unwanted, barely digested foodstuffs start frantically making their way to her mouth. Her cheeks bulge with a wet burp, her eyes darting around in a panic for an exit, but to no avail. Her tummy churns, sending another wave of sick up. She has no choice. She has nowhere to go. She relieves her tummy of the sickly slurry all over my head and face, painting me in her nausea. It comes in thick, chunky waves. Only accompanied by the gurgling protests of her tummy. When she’s finally empty, she gazes at me; a product of her stomachs inability to do its job. She knows I don’t mind. Happily, I take her to the shower and clean her up, telling my sweet girl how good she did, and how much I love it when she’s uncontrollably sick for me. We end the night with new sheets, and belly rubs for her until she slumbers, her tummy bubbling softly, preparing for its next inevitable upheaval.
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