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big fat and transgender im a tsunami in motion when i walk you measure that shit on the richter scale i make the earth quake under my footsteps fools dont dare to trifle cant even jog without a bra cause id slap your ass to the moon like the artemis mission but my chosen name's the goddess of the underworld sending haters straight there this game was finished before you even took the first move i was walking down eight squares now im cashing checks and mating im the queen in this bitch

#transgender #dracula flow #progesterone is the best thing ever #estrogenuinley fatmogging you

2 o'clock is the worst hour for to show up at my house >:C the morning is much better for the more time it provides

country roads is the now only karaoke song effective

planned obsolescence suuuucks fuck you corporations

worlds probably gonna end in like three or less years so lwky nothing matters ig

but it would be so cool if everything worked out

highkey conspiracy theories are all real. all of that shit is true

love talking to people but I was engineered in a lab to get soooooooo nervous so I just stand in a corner trying to psychically lure cool people towards me while trying to make myself as inconspicuous as possible

#if there was an award for being inconspicuous my name wouldn't even be in consideration #that's how good I am