-Then there’s this smug asshole over here.-

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@voodookingdom
-Then there’s this smug asshole over here.-
bokunimakase:
Oh, thank you.
[He’s grateful for the help especially since given the opportunity he definitely would have tried to carry it all on his own, no matter how much of a disaster that could have been. Once they’re all settled in and he’s got everything ready, he doesn’t hesitate to take hold of a hamburger and hold it up in offering.]
Here! I invite you to take the first bite. Please tell me what you think.
-He’s leaning in to take a bite, holding a hand under said burger to make sure nothing drops or no mess is made. It’s--he’s shocked? He expected it to be just a merely passable hamburger, but...-
It’s actually--it’s wonderful? Having them homemade actually does wonders--and I know you’ve helped Noriaki but...
-He’s in dokis with the food, let’s be real. He’s doing a shit job at keeping his cool.-
(You receive a picture in return. It's your sister, looking at you with the most judgmental expression you've ever seen. "I hope you get eaten.")
-Sends a picture back with himself covered in all five.-
-His response is simply “The panthers have surged on me. Your wishes are granted.”-
fivetigersapundyourhead:
-FIRST IT SMASHES ITS FACE INTO YOUR HAND, THEN IT ROLLS OVER. Then it bites.-
-Gently.-
-THEN YOU ARE BESIEGED BY ITS BROTHERS. FAREWELL, DIO.-
-Rest in pieces, Dio, you’ll be missed.-
-Actually he’s enjoying it. He doesn’t mind? He lived with a mountain lion up until now, and that’s not including whatever animals Jotaro inevitably had around. He’s fine with big cats just climbing onto him.-
How fearsome you five are.
-Pets them all. This is better than dogs.-
bokunimakase:
Yes, let’s! I’ve worked so hard today I hardly had a chance to eat so I’m excited to try it myself. I hope you can give my food a suitable rating.
[He’s absolutely giddy and… still has forgotten about the apron, so it looks like it’s here to stay. Never has he been so excited about someone trying his cooking before; he’s a speedy little thing about getting their food and securing a good spot to sit where they (hopefully) won’t be disturbed.]
-He’s glad the apron is staying.-
Here, let me help...
-He’s grabbing what else Horikawa might need help with. Only so many hands on a wakizashi? He’s careful not to sneak any bites until they’re laying out their impromptu picnic a little off the beaten path. The giddiness is cute?-
-Once they’ve scouted a good spot, he starts to help with settling things into place.-
bokunimakase:
Not at all! I mean, I wouldn’t mind a moment alone with you!
Under the stars… eating a home-cooked meal… it sounds romantic to me.
it does, doesn’t it?
Well, if it’s in no violation of the rules here... Shall we, then?
-TIME TO MEET A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
-After all this time, after living with a mountain lion and calling it a tiger, he’s encountering a house tiger. A legitimate house tiger. Maybe more.-
-He’s taking a picture to send to his sister. “A lion,” is all he says.-
-Offers his hand in friendship. For sniffing. Or biting.-
bokunimakase:
I really hope you enjoy it! I’ve always liked cooking, but never got to do it until I came here. I’ve learned a lot from Mitsutada-san, so I really hope it shows.
Shall we get our food and go sit somewhere together?
-He’s quick to give a nod.-
I’ll help carry it out--it’d be a shame to let the night go to waste now that it’s finally starting to cool down a bit.
That’s not inappropriate, is it?
bokunimakase:
[He forgot to take his apron off, but don’t mind him he’s looking absolutely overjoyed to present his hard work.]
Ta-daaaa!
I made hamburgers! I wasn’t sure what to make, but I wanted it to be special so Master suggested it. I did my best to make it all correctly. Afterwards there is peach or cherry pie with ice cream as well!
-The apron can stay on.-
It’s definitely a pleasant surprise--I wasn’t expecting hamburgers--and ones that look absolutely wonderful? And pie on top of it all?
bokunimakase liked your post:-Finally going to go find out what the big...
-Here he is--and he’s genuinely surprised at the display in front of him.-
I knew you could cook, but...
-Finally going to go find out what the big surprise is.-
voodookingdom liked your post:[This is a lot more shouting than he remembers…
… you don’t look like the Dio my sis talks about. Do you have a band?
It would be pretty awesome if I did, would it not?
I have been known to go nude occasionally, yes, as he said.
acoolandpopularguy replied to your post: That’s also another Dio.
Ohhh. Right, I remember now, sorry ‘bout that.
Honestly, an easy mistake to make.
And I’m almost flattered that “naked guy in Europe” is what you think of me. I’ve heard worse, so I’ll take it.
That’s also another Dio.
Oh my god, he shouts.
bokunimakase:
Yoshitaka; Nagamasa would be his son with Master. I’m sure you’ll get to see both during your stay here! Kurodan-san visits Master much more frequently now.
[His face goes a bit pink at the praise for all his hard work; he’s certainly glad it didn’t go unnoticed after how much time he had spent removing practically everything to make sure nothing was left untouched.]
Please, you don’t need to worry so much! If you tidy up too much I won’t have anything left to clean. It is your vacation, so I want you to enjoy yourself and not worry about too much. Doing chores and things is sort of routine for me… so I don’t mind at all.
Oh? Well that makes sense for him to be centered here if his son and his wife are here, I suppose. I’ll go talk to your master herself since she’s allowing me to stay here.
Regardless, it’s rude not to assist if I am going to be living here with you. Speaking of, I have something that is a bit delicate with me that I didn’t want to leave back at home...
-His hand going down to the entire suitcase with him.-
May I leave it in your closet?