I hate my dad

Crack RP blog for Lilian Voss of World of Warcraft

[voss-ass-lich]

#medivhiscancelledparty

[voss-ass-lich]

ugh sometimes i wish i’d stayed dead 

[nathanosfightcaller]

considering returning to sitting at the bottom of the ocean wanna come

[voss-ass-lich]

only if i can bring terky

[voss-ass-lich]

ugh sometimes i wish i’d stayed dead 

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

WHY DO YOU FUCKING THINK I WAS SHOOTING AT HIM

???????????? HEY UHHH IF YOU WANT TO STAY FRIENDS CAN YOU NOT TRY TO KILL/WOUND MY BF?????

[voss-ass-lich]

rommath, you saucy bitch 

[nathanosfightcaller]

Hey everyone so uhhh karma got its kiss for me I can’t go to Lilian’s right now because I got, a ticket because apparently you’re supposed to not take pot shots at Halduron Brightwing during a Horde meeting and I didn’t knoww Listen my life is extremely going downhill because I’m fucking rotting and I’m getting fat and I’m balding like right here if you can’t see the whole triangle there like a piece of hair, I’m balding I’m balding I’m turning ugly and my face is going to be fat for the rest of the day and I can’t even shower before work because I’m not going to be home in time and the fucking warchief gave me a ticket and he’s like “do you know about this law?” and I didn’t so I said no because I didn’t and it’s so much money and I only have 37 gold and I’m not even supposed to go under 50 and I’m going to get fined by my bank I’m going to get fined by my bank for having under 50 gold and I already owe Sylvanas 400 something gold and I owe Dark Ranger Clea 80 and I can’t get a job now but everything’s fine I’m ok and Sylvanas is really mad at meee and my life’s going downhill so if anyone wants to be like a nice person and give me money to pay for this fucking ticket because I don’t have it I’m going to leave my paypal link ¦) <— That’s me winking BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK

[voss-ass-lich]

wtf dude

[nathanosfightcaller]

Wow thanks Lilian for this insightful response instead of fucking showing me SUPPORT

[voss-ass-lich]

??? why were you shooting at my boyfriend??? 

[nathanosfightcaller]

Hey everyone so uhhh karma got its kiss for me I can’t go to Lilian’s right now because I got, a ticket because apparently you’re supposed to not take pot shots at Halduron Brightwing during a Horde meeting and I didn’t knoww Listen my life is extremely going downhill because I’m fucking rotting and I’m getting fat and I’m balding like right here if you can’t see the whole triangle there like a piece of hair, I’m balding I’m balding I’m turning ugly and my face is going to be fat for the rest of the day and I can’t even shower before work because I’m not going to be home in time and the fucking warchief gave me a ticket and he’s like “do you know about this law?” and I didn’t so I said no because I didn’t and it’s so much money and I only have 37 gold and I’m not even supposed to go under 50 and I’m going to get fined by my bank I’m going to get fined by my bank for having under 50 gold and I already owe Sylvanas 400 something gold and I owe Dark Ranger Clea 80 and I can’t get a job now but everything’s fine I’m ok and Sylvanas is really mad at meee and my life’s going downhill so if anyone wants to be like a nice person and give me money to pay for this fucking ticket because I don’t have it I’m going to leave my paypal link ¦) <— That’s me winking BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK

[voss-ass-lich]

wtf dude

[voss-ass-lich]

new icon fuckos 

[nathanosfightcaller]

#lemme tell u its hard picking a pic for an icon when u look perfect in all of them

hmmmmmmm subjective

[voss-ass-lich]

oh damn didnt realise ur eyes didnt get fixed when sylvanas gave u that new body :// 

[voss-ass-lich]

new icon fuckos 

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*as he walks further into the city he pays no attention to the people passing by who are stopping to look at him, not really wanting a confrontation yet, and continues on into the city centre, internally really hoping he gets some kind of way out of this soon as the noise from the citizens around him turns from confused to very much more notably angry*

*follows nathanos, observing as the citizens start to recognise the disguise and start yelling about how “sylvanas is invading” and they should “bring her to greymane!!!”*

[nathanosfightcaller]

*manages to get a little bit further before someone actually makes a move to grab him, which he responds to by punching them in the face and then drawing a set of knives from his (stolen) armour as his assailant reels back, prompting more Gilneans to swarm in in some attempt to help, causing a fucking all out fight as he tries to fight off an increasing number of Gilneans who are all yelling about Sylvanas and really not realising this definitely is not Sylvanas*

[voss-ass-lich]

*stabs some rando that was trying to get a hit in on nathanos and yells in a terrible fake gilnean accent* OI CHAPS I RECKON WE SHOULD GIT THE GIT TO GENN, HE’D BE WELL CHUFFED AT THAT OI BREVS?? *amazingly, that works, and the gilneans start nodding in agreement*

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

*as he walks further into the city he pays no attention to the people passing by who are stopping to look at him, not really wanting a confrontation yet, and continues on into the city centre, internally really hoping he gets some kind of way out of this soon as the noise from the citizens around him turns from confused to very much more notably angry*

*follows nathanos, observing as the citizens start to recognise the disguise and start yelling about how “sylvanas is invading” and they should “bring her to greymane!!!”*

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Well, guess there’s no point in waiting to find out. Uh, do you have a hearthstone that gets us anywhere into Gilneas? I’d… rather not walk through the Undercity dressed like this.

yup, of course i do. *she rummages through her bag and selects one, handing it to nathanos* this goes to a quiet backstreet really close to the city centre. 

[nathanosfightcaller]

Cool. *takes the hearthstone and looks at Lilian* So, uh, you want to come with me now then? Or what’s your plan?

[voss-ass-lich]

yeah, i’ll come with. you’ll need someone to slash throats if it happens to be weirdly busy there today. but just in case… *she puts a hand on his shoulder and stealths, vanishing from sight but is still very much there* ready when you are

[nathanosfightcaller]

Well I’m not ready for this at all but whatever, let’s get it over with. *activates the hearthstone, sending them both to Gilneas. Once there, Nathanos sighs, seems to steels himself then walks out of the backstreet and heads off towards the centre of the city*

[voss-ass-lich]

*follows close behind, grinning widely in anticipation but fully prepared to fight if need be* 

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Well, guess there’s no point in waiting to find out. Uh, do you have a hearthstone that gets us anywhere into Gilneas? I’d… rather not walk through the Undercity dressed like this.

yup, of course i do. *she rummages through her bag and selects one, handing it to nathanos* this goes to a quiet backstreet really close to the city centre. 

[nathanosfightcaller]

Cool. *takes the hearthstone and looks at Lilian* So, uh, you want to come with me now then? Or what’s your plan?

[voss-ass-lich]

yeah, i’ll come with. you’ll need someone to slash throats if it happens to be weirdly busy there today. but just in case... *she puts a hand on his shoulder and stealths, vanishing from sight but is still very much there* ready when you are

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Well, guess there’s no point in waiting to find out. Uh, do you have a hearthstone that gets us anywhere into Gilneas? I’d… rather not walk through the Undercity dressed like this.

yup, of course i do. *she rummages through her bag and selects one, handing it to nathanos* this goes to a quiet backstreet really close to the city centre. 

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Well I mean first off they’d have to be pretty stupid to not realise I’m not Sylvanas because I’m not fucking sacrificing my beard for this. *sighs deeply and stands up, not looking too great but really wanting to get this over with, and starts pulling out the armour and changing into it, not even bothered at this point that Lilian’s there* So basically, avoid the Greymane kids, I guess I’ll try to at least. Also I assume you’re going to be hanging around somewhere watching this all. I’ll try and make it all as interesting as possible if so.

*is at least considerate enough to turn away while nathanos changes, instead focusing on giving a particularly excitable plaguehound lots of pets* oh yeah, i won’t miss this. i’ll keep my distance and stay out of sight, and give you a hand if things get nasty. 

[nathanosfightcaller]

*finishes getting dressed and wanders over to a mirror, picking up a wig that looks pretty much the same shade as Sylvanas’ hair as he goes, and continues talking to Lilian as he finishes off with drawing on markings like Sylvanas’* Yeah, thought you wouldn’t miss out on the chance to see me humiliate myself like this. *spends a few more moments perfecting his look then turns around to show Lilian* So, you think this is going to fool any Gilneans?

[voss-ass-lich]

*pulls a face* i mean, if it does then im very worried about the future of gilneas. but then again im pretty sure they think sylvanas caused the cataclysm, so i’d say you have a good chance. 

[voss-ass-lich]

@nathanosfightcaller:

Well I mean first off they’d have to be pretty stupid to not realise I’m not Sylvanas because I’m not fucking sacrificing my beard for this. *sighs deeply and stands up, not looking too great but really wanting to get this over with, and starts pulling out the armour and changing into it, not even bothered at this point that Lilian’s there* So basically, avoid the Greymane kids, I guess I’ll try to at least. Also I assume you’re going to be hanging around somewhere watching this all. I’ll try and make it all as interesting as possible if so.

*is at least considerate enough to turn away while nathanos changes, instead focusing on giving a particularly excitable plaguehound lots of pets* oh yeah, i won’t miss this. i’ll keep my distance and stay out of sight, and give you a hand if things get nasty. 

[nathanosfightcaller]

@voss-ass-lich

*just stands there quietly absorbing the information for a moment, smirking* damn, those girls are creative. gotta love them– except vorel. fucking hate vorel. anyway, damn, thats a dangerous ask. how do you the furries won’t kill you on sight? *she sets the bag down next to him and pats one of the dogs*

*shrugs* I don’t know, I think that’s why they fucking chose this for me. Honestly I feel shit enough right now I don’t particularly care if they do try and kill me on sight. Anyway, outside of that all I’ve got to do is get into Gilneas and survive getting out again. Can’t be that fucking difficult, right?

[voss-ass-lich]

uhhhh well it kinda depends on who you run into? like if you ran into genn or mia they’d probably have a laugh and let you out again. tess? you’re dead. liam? i have no fucking clue, but the guy has an old god in him sooo i mean *shrugs, but then frowns* ... well actually i have one too and you’ve been fine so far, so liam’s probably safe? maybe? not sure how he feels about forsaken tho. or sylvanas. probably not too keen on her tbh.