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Connor: Hrrrrnngghh Lieutenant, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Hank: Connor, what the actual FUCK
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I was on the insta account reactionpiccs and these reminded me of them
I’V READ SO MANY FANFICS WHERE CONNOR USES HIS PUPPY EYES ON HANK AND IT’S ACTUALLY CANONÂ
Detroit: Become Human Imagine
Imagine coming from a time where Androids were only in Sci-fi movies and arriving in an Android filled world and the first person you meet the their creator, Elijah Kamski.
“Wait…..so those….girls….they’re…?” Elijah smiled at your shocked expression, its been long since he saw such a look towards his work. He nodded, “They’re Androids. One of the first intellegent models to be developed by CyberLife.” Kamski explained, watching you watch the blonde androids with such curiosity. It seemed as though you were thoroughly mindblown at the fact that the concept of actual robotic looking models would actually come true. Having an idea, Kamski gestured over for one of the Chloe’s to come over, “Why don’t you have a closer look?” Offering his hand, you placed your own into his, feeling the scars that adorned the skin from years of melting metal and experimenting. Helping you up, he guided you over to the Android, tightly gazing your reaction. Upon being only a foot away, you trailed your eyes up and down the model’s figure, a question popping into your mind. One that thoroughly shook him to the very core.
“Do they feel?” He grinned.
“Why don’t we find out?”
North, wearing a dress: Fine. I’m ready.
Markus: No. You look uncomfortable as hell in that.
Josh: *nods in agreement*
Markus: Simon, you wear the sexy dress and cause the diversion.
Simon, already in the dress: My time to shine!
These gavin hc were amazing, would you write some for Simon too? Only if you don't mind of course, thank you <3 (not the same anon)
[My default for Reader is that they’re a human, though feel free to specify in later requests for them to be an android and whatnot!]
• Simon does hesitate to tell you how he feels at first, a part of him content with the way things are between you two despite always second guessing himself - his LED brightening every time he’s with you and dimming the moment you have to go.
• He confesses one night post-mission, the two of you nearly getting killed from stealing outdated biocomponents from a Cyberlife warehouse for the old models residing in Jericho, security chasing you both down and shooting you in the process.
   • “You nearly died getting those biocomponents from the warehouse, it was a mistake to have done it in the first place!”
   His LED flashed red as he bandaged your wound, having to remove the hollow-point bullet from your shoulder before disinfecting - the pain intolerable as he heard you swear throughout the process.
   “Simon it’s okay, the mission was still a success, I’m still alive, and now Jericho-”
   “That’s not the point! You… you mean too much to me _____… if you’d died…”
   Your eyes met his teary ones as he trailed off, his hands trembling as he placed them on top of yours - the pain in your shoulder forgotten as you leaned to touch foreheads, placing one hand on his cheek.
   “I’d never die on you Simon, not when I stole those biocomponents thinking of you.”• The first date was spent in Jericho, you and Simon exploring the ship’s depths - having found an old break room that had grown moss partially - light coming in through a broken window as you noticed a digital record player left in the corner.
• You ended up finding a box covered in moss that had vintage vinyl records also, the two of you picking out a song to play as Simon recalled that his memory had dancing saved - a smile on both of your faces as you tried to do partner dancing.
• His LED brightens every time you two share a kiss, sometimes getting teased by Markus, North and Josh if the two of you kiss before a mission - North having pointed out the fading love bite on your collarbone before as Simon’s LED flickered yellow.
• Simon always has your back in missions, the two of you renowned in Jericho for being a power couple - but he also doesn’t hesitate to put your life before his, nearly having his right optical unit shot to cover you from a sniper - the bullet scraping his LED instead.
• He can’t help but save a ton of memories in his software - from the time you first smiled at him during a mission to the time he had the courage to kiss you on a date, going through every one late at night whilst you’re asleep as if they are dreams.
• He rarely gets jealous, however since Daniel found his way into Jericho he’s had an unspoken rivalry with the other PL600 model, sometimes feeling as if he’s going to lose you to him if he doesn’t prove his worth to you at a constant in and out of missions.
  • “Simon, your LED’s red - what’s wrong?”
    You intertwined your hands with his in the middle of a mission, his LED settling to a yellow as he noticed Daniel in the distance - his counterpart signalling to you and Simon that you both needed to get a move on as it flashed back to red.
   “Nothing, it’s nothing.”
    He forced a smile as you moved to stand in front of him, not hesitating to kiss him right then and there despite the mission being at hand - stepping back to find his LED a bright blue as you both carried on with the mission, whispering to him later on:
   “Daniel’s a good friend, but I don’t think he can make me feel the same way you do.”Â
A shy, anxiety filled new blood enters the DPD and runs into the worse
(Don't know what to title this as and maybe this will be a series.)
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Even though it was early in the morning, people in the workplace were ready to get on cases and such. Your mission was to wait for that one person to get out of the break room so you can get something to drink. It wouldn't be a problem to get what you needed then dash, but since you were a new face around, three people have already tried to talk with you. It was a warm welcome that you appreciated, it was just nerve-wrecking to make up a good response for a first impression. And what about how you feel right now? You're going to be around so many people everyday and even go on missions to speak. Why'd you do this? You don't know deep down but your excuse is that you need a job.
Coffee isn't in interest to you most of the time, it's just an ordinary drink to you. Which is why you don't understand the worship of coffee in these 'memes’ on the internet. But you didn't see any milk or juice in the fridge. Even so, you didn't do a good search of the fridge because you didn't want to be judged if someone walked in.
In a horrific time, a man walked in while you made the cup o’ coffee to your liking. With shaking hands you tipped the cup a bit, “Really….?” He beat you to it and threw a napkin your way. “Should have gotten some sleep otherwise you'll be a mess.”
Your blush made you look and feel sick as you were somehow drained of life, resorting to show embarrassment. It was a feeling all well known but everytime it was just as more sickly as the one before. This man before you was part of the police department and the fact that you'll probably see him more or even, speak to him some point, is worse. At a slight glance, anyone would be intimidated by his pure fire in his eyes and over what? From the tone he put out, it was like spitting fire on fire to help someone in a bad way. You were already having a panic over giving him a goofed up impression and you haven't even found your desk yet! The world does treat you in weird ways...
But he was an interesting character. His morning voice was a delicious mix of groggy and velvety sounds, and when looking up with a reddened face obviously growing on you, his stubble made him look sloppy but also made him look so… irresistible? His clothing choice was standard too but it wasn't too flashy, only making him mysterious.
There was nothing to say about his response. I mean that chance of spotting him again, you probably wouldn't ever see this being again.
Will you?
Detroit: Become human imagines
Heya , I'm new to Detroit become human shenanigans but I've written for almost all fandoms now so do not be afraid to shoot an imagine my way.
I literally do any kind of writing.
Friends, romance, smutty, fluff, etc.