Jodie draws his next cards, drawing three of them.
He draws Masque (your appearance is irrevocably changed), Destrier (you gain a magical steed, I'm picking wolf out of the options), and Aperture (an interdimensional portal appears, leading to one place of your choosing, it stays for one hour)
He feels his face hurt a lot before stopping. He touches his own face, where it hurts and feels deep scars. He traces where they are. Following them from his mouth to his ear on both sides, both to the bottom and top of his ears.
Fucking hell... hate this!
He mutters. A magical wolf appears, Jodie looks at the wolf and pets the wolf.
This is nice. Good doggy.
A portal opens, and he looks at it. He sees that it leads back to his home on Earth. He looks back at the wolf, petting the wolf.
Nobody is going through that... I don't even know why it opened there.
He draws the two cards from the deck.
He draws Titania and Masque.
His face burns a bright red as a mark appears on his left cheek. They trace the mark once it stops hurting as much. It's a deep scar in the shape of XD, with a small :) under it, and he groans.
I thought I was fucking done with this bullshit!! It's fine. It's fine!
He gets an offer from a fae queen to look at the next three cards in the deck and draw one in exchange for something precious to him. He doesn't have a lot of items with him, but he does take a photograph and hands it over. He doesn't let anybody see the photo. He sees the next three cards, which are Satyr, Covenant, and Spire. He picks Spire.
Covenant was convincing to me, but... I feel as if I shouldn't anger the gods more right now... especially with these stupid scars!! Not even a healing potion would heal these! I know because I've tried before... whatever!
Jodie looks at Revenge, the chaotic one. He looked tired, and it's obvious the spark he had earlier is gone. It left when the scars appeared.
Your turn... Though I do hate this deck... it is more scary than the deck of many things... don't like this deck... I want to eat something when we finish drawing from this deck... I'm hungry.