I don't like you.

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[voxtekbest]

𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖! ℍ𝕒𝕙𝕒, 𝕀 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟, 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕌𝕊!

Dependant! Canon divergent Vox from Hazbin Hotel.

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[cyberneticlagomorph]

I don't know I've never met them in person

Also hi Vox

[voxtekbest]

Oh. Well, they're probably ugly and not as attractive as me and the ACTUAL vees, so kill them.

Hi Tish.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

If I could kill them I would have like 20 years ago

But they're "important to the plot" or whatever

[voxtekbest]

Oh, plot armor. Damn rip.

Alright fair.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I don't know I've never met them in person

Also hi Vox

[voxtekbest]

Oh. Well, they're probably ugly and not as attractive as me and the ACTUAL vees, so kill them.

Hi Tish.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Realizing that the three Big Baddies in my universe that are basically personally responsible for my suffering thus far are just Role Swapped versions of the Vees and now I gotta go play in traffic

[voxtekbest]

Oh no... that sucks... Are they hot at least?

[bigvofficial]

@voxtekbest

i need a battery

[voxtekbest]

For?

[bigvofficial]

Vox told me to stop talking about his nipples online

[voxtekbest]

Yeah seriously. Stop.

[voxtekbest]

My nipples weren't pink. They were like... a light... tan-ish color.

[bigvofficial]

would you bring me a pink lemonade, big daddy? 🥺🥺💗💗💗

[voxtekbest]

UGH. Fine.

[voxtekbest]

I don't know why you can't ask your useless assistant to do things for you.

[bigvofficial]

bc hes not my bf

[voxtekbest]

Well.

Okay.

Alright.

Fair.

[bigvofficial]

i broke my arm so im making vox do everything for me. ik i have extra but thats not the point

[voxtekbest]

I don't know why you can't ask your useless assistant to do things for you.

[blorbo-blog-bro]

Assorted blorbs for your viewing pleasure

[littlegreen]

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

[catnoli]

sunflower lemon shark 🌻 get it here as a sticker!

[voxtekbest]

// for ic purposes MY vox isn't anywhere near the finale for reasons of this blog is for fun!

However, he is that crazy. Val is allowed to rip his head off to chill him out.

[voxtekbest]

// VOX YOU BITCH. DON'T TREAT YOUR PRINCESS LIKE THAT.

DON'T TREAT VALENTINO LIKE THAT YOU BITCH.

[voxtekbest]

You didn't clock in late, so good for you.

[ethanvoxtek]

i did by like an hour

i just caught up once i made sure i wasnt bleeding on everything

[voxtekbest]

HMMMMM, I'll adjust your time tables.

Seasons greasons, or whatever.

Just don't get your blood on the carpet. AND if you did, clean it up.

[ethanvoxtek]

sorry i got hit by a car

[voxtekbest]

You didn't clock in late, so good for you.