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[voxteknology]

Tired of your mundane, boring afterlife?

Here at VoxTek, we get it. You want some pizzazz in your daily routine? You want a job that actually gives two shits about your sanity? You have a talent that you want to show off? Paid time off? Healthcare benefits? An opening in the film industry? If NONE of that appeals to you, how about just stopping by to get yourself the latest innovative TEK? We’re upgrading every day thanks to our lovely team! We could always use YOUR input and skills! Submit a job application TODAY and we’ll get back to you on that shortly!

Your voice is IMPORTANT here at VoxTek, the future can’t exist without YOU!

And if you’re already well acquainted with our family, why don’t you try to show some of our new assets around? Let’s build our community! Strengthen our numbers! Make sure they’re thoroughly entertained.

ASSOCIATED BLOGS :

PROTO-BYTE : @sharkyittyshark

My Darling Velvette : @b4rb13-d0ll

MUN IS 21

No rules as of right now

He can be a bastard

Ships are ✅ but please indicate beforehand!

I have AuDHD and am often unmotivated to respond or misunderstand social cues. If I don’t reply, you can remind me.

[voxteknology]

Are you okay

I'M BACK, BABY! NEWER! BRIGHTER! But most importantly? REFLECTIVE OF MY ACTIONS! How will I compensate for the damages? By donating to Charlie Morningstar's delusions cause! Let’s put these petty grudges behind us for the good of the people! And as a naïve princess once said, it starts with SORRY!

[voxteknology]

Do you hate redheads?

We don’t discriminate against anyone here at VoxTek. Our company likes to maintain an inclusive, equal-opportunity work environment that doesn’t prioritize trivial things such as appearance, and rather works toward success as a unit. Employees are measured by productivity, not fuckability.

Please disregard anything Val has implied otherwise. And again, performing sexual favors on the job will still get you fired and blacklisted from further employment in the Vee Tower.

[hellaversepolls]

Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Final Round, Final Match)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

Reminder: "Tumblr Sexyman" is not the same as "Most Fuckable", we already did that one. Please read the pinned post for examples.

Choose

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onMar 3

Propaganda for Alastor:

"He’s the original Hazbin tumblr sexyman!

Also, sexuality isn’t the only important part of being a tumblr sexyman, and Alastor has the all the classic vibes, personality, and looks of a tumblr sexyman! So don’t let him being an ace in the hole stop you from voting for him!" (Submitted by anonymous)

Propaganda for Lucifer:

"He's literally Da Devil™ from Da Bible™

Also he's literally like "My Wife :D!" Any chance he gets, so" (Submitted by imgaeyay)

Propaganda for Vox:

"Sexy TV Man, HIS HANDS!!" (Submitted by anonymous)

"I would literally never sub to a man but God DAMN would I call that man daddy-" (Submitted by anonymous)

"HAIL VOX POPULI" (Submitted by anonymous)

[voxteknology]

Despite everything, I STILL reign supreme!!! A sincere thank you to all who never lost faith in me. And remember, VOTE VOX! Trust ME with your popularity polls!

. . . @some-acehole @l-posting

I hope the other contestants enjoy their participation awards! Oh, who am I kidding? It’s not like they’re making a public appearance anytime soon!

[the-radio-freak]

Winning this little popularity contest means quite a lot to you, doesn’t it~? @voxteknology

Well, by all means, deerlings—Vote Vox!

Go on. Stroke his ego.

He needs it~

[voxteknology]

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU, AL?! EVEN WITH MY APPROVAL RATINGS AT THE GLOBAL MINIMUM, YOU'RE STILL LOSING! That tips you into the NEGATIVES!!!!

[voxteknology]

does a photo of Radioshack burning into cinders count?

Were my instructions not clear enough for you imbeciles? You have to send in a physical piece of evidence alongside a recording in order to verify you did your part. VoxTek is not promoting your arsonist rampages. We are not responsible for the annihilation of any small businesses caught in the crossfire. Do you understand?

[voxteknology]

VoxTek is hosting a huge giveaway! For any of you that come into the building and submit a broken radio along with the video receipt of you smashing it to bits, you’re eligible to receive any VoxTek issued device of your choosing!

Can’t make it in-person? We’ve got you covered! Post your video to any of our social media pages with the # "videokilledradio," fill out the provided form, and send that piece of outdated junk to my VoxPost! Out with the old, in with the NEW!

[voxteknology]

Places you in a comically large salad spinner and spins you spins you spins you spins you spins you spins y

What the fuck?! HELLO? SECURITY! Can ANYBODY hear me? Velvette? Val?

….Please? Are you guys still playing the silent game? Just end my misery.

[b4rb13-d0ll]

u did this 2 urself flat-face

(Play)

[voxteknology]

My spiral into madness and public execution was a group effort! You guys wanted more credit, right? That’s why you were fraternizing hand-in-hand with the enemy. I’d say that makes us even, doesn’t it? Water under the bridge, babydoll?

[voxteknology]

Oki doki, dad

I give you a shark boop?

Who’s the cutest booper on the World Wide Web? Dawwwh, you’re getting settled in just swimmingly! Boop Boop! Is my baby hungry?

[voxteknology]

Okay, sir! I get ready as soon as possible

No need for the formalities. You can address me as "Dad." Or "Master," i’m really not picky.

[voxteknology]

Mr. Vox, sir. I have very sorry about propaganda I've been spreading... I join you and we become strong?

Im very professional see?

- @sharkyittyshark

Perfect. I’ve got the biggest highly advanced tank in Hell fit for only the most vicious conquerors! Welcome home…. Proto-Byte!

But we should get those clothes off your denticles right away. You could damage your precious gills! We’ve got to make sure those instincts stay sharp!

[voxteknology]

Speaking of do-nothing Overlords~ Humor me, won’t you?

If Valentino is the new face of VoxTek, then what exactly is your role these days, hmm? Go ahead, enlighten me as to what oh-so-essential task keeps you so terribly busy?

Val is simply a substitute used to ease the public for my gradual return. I’m still the one making all the important decisions behind the scenes. He may be the figurehead, but nevertheless I still manage MY own company. Valentino is mostly concerned with implementing a new…. Dress code with his new mascot status.

Why the fuck do you keep coming here? Finally crave my attention now that i’m being scrutinized by the general population? Give me your worst.

[the-radio-freak]

How very like you to spin your recent demotion as mere business strategy. Though if that were true, why such bitterness toward your dear partner?

Or is he simply an unfortunate substitute for that as well?

Ha! Well—here I am, Vox. After all, this is what you wanted, is it not?

[voxteknology]

Not like this. I’d much rather see you grovel beneath me. All i’ve ever wanted was to rip that chatterbox right off your obnoxious fucking face. Are you satisfied, Alastor? Do you get hard watching my ratings burst into flames in live time? Maybe I come across as bitter because i’m being subjected to listen to your grainy ass voice.

[voxteknology]

Speaking of do-nothing Overlords~ Humor me, won’t you?

If Valentino is the new face of VoxTek, then what exactly is your role these days, hmm? Go ahead, enlighten me as to what oh-so-essential task keeps you so terribly busy?

Val is simply a substitute used to ease the public for my gradual return. I’m still the one making all the important decisions behind the scenes. He may be the figurehead, but nevertheless I still manage MY own company. Valentino is mostly concerned with implementing a new…. Dress code with his new mascot status.

Why the fuck do you keep coming here? Finally crave my attention now that i’m being scrutinized by the general population? Give me your worst.

[voxteknology]

Are you rigging polls?

First of all, love this new direction you’re going in. It really suits you, doesn’t it? Makes your eyes pop… Wide open.

Pshh, of course not! What sort of satisfaction would that bring me?!

REMEMBER TO VOTE VOX.

[hellaversepolls]

Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Final Round, Final Match)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

Reminder: "Tumblr Sexyman" is not the same as "Most Fuckable", we already did that one. Please read the pinned post for examples.

Choose

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onMar 3

Propaganda for Alastor:

"He’s the original Hazbin tumblr sexyman!

Also, sexuality isn’t the only important part of being a tumblr sexyman, and Alastor has the all the classic vibes, personality, and looks of a tumblr sexyman! So don’t let him being an ace in the hole stop you from voting for him!" (Submitted by anonymous)

Propaganda for Lucifer:

"He's literally Da Devil™ from Da Bible™

Also he's literally like "My Wife :D!" Any chance he gets, so" (Submitted by imgaeyay)

Propaganda for Vox:

"Sexy TV Man, HIS HANDS!!" (Submitted by anonymous)

"I would literally never sub to a man but God DAMN would I call that man daddy-" (Submitted by anonymous)

"HAIL VOX POPULI" (Submitted by anonymous)

[voxteknology]

Despite everything, I STILL reign supreme!!! A sincere thank you to all who never lost faith in me. And remember, VOTE VOX! Trust ME with your popularity polls!

. . . @some-acehole @l-posting

I hope the other contestants enjoy their participation awards! Oh, who am I kidding? It’s not like they’re making a public appearance anytime soon!

[sharkyittyshark]

I think we haf to attack @voxteknology,,, you hav harpoon?

I have harpoon and cannons ready.. FFIIRREEE

[voxteknology]

Why are you attacking me? Do you think this pitiful little tyrant has your best interest at heart? He’s using you! Is that all you think you amount to? A weapon? Why choose to live in a war of your own making when you could join me? Think of how much more you could accomplish if you ditched this toxic dynamic behind!

[voxteknology]

Why you such weirdo?

I’m not currently accepting criticism from vermin. One more word out of you and i’m afraid i’ll have to resort to calling pest control.

[l-posting]

"I need to invent... I need to invent something... I need to engage in the act of creation... Breathe some life into the world..."

[voxteknology]

How about you start tending to the life you already conceived? Are you bored of pretending to be a part of your daughter's life? Big shocker, Lucifer's more than eager to abandon everyone regardless of their blood relation.