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theodore edward tonks FORMER slytherin fucking musician

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maguhk‌:

brooks !

           ❝   nonsense  in  general    ,   ted    .     it’s  a  vanity  thing     .    ❞    whether  she  meant  the  overall  concept  of  vanity  or  that  one  infamous  surname  was  unclear    .    at  this  point    ,    she  just  liked  to  be  vague  for  the  sake  of  being  vague   .

          ❝   a  whirl   .   a  twirl    .    whatever  that  pretty  boy  heart  of  yours  desires   .    just  make  sure  the  song  doesn’t  suck    .    ❞     she  chuckled  lightly  to  herself  before  pulling  out  a  tube  of  gloss   ,     swiping  the  wand  over  her  bottom  lip  before  allowing  her  attention  to  wander    .      ❝   damn  fairy  muncher    ,    ❞   she  mumbled  in  annoyance    ,    her  gaze  falling  on  another  witch  who  was  wearing  the  same  dress    .      ❝   excuse  me    ,    i  need  to  go  cut  a  bitch    .    ❞  

theodore !

   ❝ in any case, thanks for clearing that up for me, doll. ❞   he squelched his short laugh with a curt nod in acceptance of her words. though her implications were entirely unclear he wasn’t entirely too invested in clearing up the matter, given that either solution would undoubtedly irritate him further. it was best not to scratch further than the surface of any interaction between them, to preserve the careless nature to their jesting and preserve the validity of her passing compliments that were enough to elicit a passing smile at best.    ❝ right then, of you go. make sure not to leave any evidence, merlin forbid you actually be punished for inflicting bodily harm upon an unsuspecting victim. ❞   he ended his sentence with a mock salute, eyes darting towards the unfortunate person about to encounter her wrath. cheers.  ❞  

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maguhk‌:

brooks !

              ❝    a  futile  existence     ,   hmm    ?    i’m  afraid  i  wouldn’t  know  anything  about  that   .    ❞     her  gaze  flashed  toward  the  boy  as  she  spoke    .    and  clean  clothes  do  nothing  when  the  wearer  has  dirty  blood    ,    she  almost  said   ,   but  refrained    .   it  was  a  cheap  shot           brooks  preferred  the  more  expensive  ones    ,     ones  that  actually  meant  something    .   ted  was  charming    ,    and  she  knew  damn  well  that  it  would  take  more  than  a  bigoted  comment  to  bring  him  down    .    he  was  all  smiles  and  sass    ,   a  bully’s  worst  enemy    .

              ❝    what  a  heavy  burden  you’ve  placed  on  my  shoulders    .    have  you  tried  alcohol    ?    or  the  art  of  dance    ?    ❞   she  arched  her  brow    ,    the  edge  of  her  lips  curling  upward    .    ❝   i  have  nothing  but  faith  in  you    .   ❞

theodore !

   ❝   oh, surely not. your lot is above that pleb nonsense, huh ?   ❞ his eyes shone with mischief, crossing his arms as he gave her a slow once over. theodore ‘ knew ‘ his place within the ranks of the world he’d been flung into but it never ceased to amuse him when those that were considered in high ranks took time out of their day to interact with him. a lazy smile stretched across his lips in response to the way her brow arched upwards    ❝   well now don’t i feel special, bathed in the glory of your faith in me. i’m not much of a twinkle toes but perhaps if i combine both of your suggestions the poison could add a bit of a spring to my step. i suppose i’ll have to give it a whirl soon.    ❞

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bvrty‌:

barty !

          “   ––   sorry,  teddy  boy,  your  days  of  being  the  golden  boy  are  over.  ”   barty  whistled  in  demonstration.   “   ––   done.  KAPUT.   ”   he  shot  him  a  wide-eyed,  innocently  mischievous  grin.   “   ––   reckon  i’ll  change  my  major  while  i’m  at  it,  become  a  healer.  kiss  all  the  pretty  healer  girls,  steal  your  thunder.  whaddya  think,  huh  ?   ”

barty !

 ❝ oi, and who’s gonna knock me off that pedestal ? YOU ? the sky would sooner turn green but madder things have happened. let’s see you try then, i could use the mild amusement. ❞ with a playful eyeroll, teddy shoved the boy away, his head shaking softly as he continued on. ❝ i think any thunder worth stealing is out of your league. ‘sides, take your shot with the ladies, there’s plenty to go around as far as i’m concerned. i have to admit, i don’t see you turning healer any time soon.  ❞

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skcctskcct‌:

♪ rita !

 ❝   true.   ❞   the witch laughed, hand reaching to brush hair over her shoulder and strike a pose of self satisfaction. her confidence potentially annoying for anyone who did not notice the softening in her features. that sinful  trademark smirk slipping into something  more genuine. the blonde should’ve been more distrustful of his niceties, thick as they were. he was never forthcoming about his truths, why should a few frivolous compliments of deflection be considered honest ? yet she remained affected anyways, her needling ways subsiding to bask under the easy manipulation of a kind word. there was little wondering how her written word trudged through the dangerous territory of bias, desperate as she was for a bit of praise. even the sarcastic sort.  ❝  don’t go losing it, the ink is green.   ❞    her teasing broke for a moment in favor of shoving the pen into his hand, her expression returning just as quickly to a bold and mocking twist of the lips.    ❝  writing a whole biography now, am i ?  in that case, you don’t want something a little more grandiose ?  maybe,  ‘the man, the myth, the foolish: Theodore Tonks’.   ❞   forget the title. what would she have to fill the pages with besides the barebones of common knowledge ?  rita’s brow creased at her own buzz killing thoughts before returning her attentions to the handsomely grown man in front of her, frame leaning towards his.   ❝  besides, something tells me no one would believe you were worried for a moment… .  even if you really do have a name and face meant for the papers, dear.    ❞  

♪ theodore !

though he wasn’t exactly one to notice the small DETAILS that went into the intricacies of a well crafted conversation with someone that clearly had a higher IQ than most of her counterparts, the boy was skilled enough to catch the subtle hints of appreciation the blonde didn’t bother concealing. it was second nature for the former snake to slither through pleasantries in a skilled fashion, avoiding any personal entanglement, he just happened to discard the skill when it came to someone he was genuinely interested in and for some reason, the woman’s drive and well- SPARK always intrigued him enough to dissuade him from spewing falsities to appease her.  though he might avoid the blatant truth, he found it was only fair that he might issue sincere compliments. the handsome brunette surveyed the pen she adamantly handed over, his brow climbing upwards as he awarded her a short nod accompanied by the sly smirk that drawled across his plump lips.  ❝ i’ll make sure to keep it real safe,   ❞ he quipped, balancing the new gift atop his ear. make sure the FOOLISH bit is in bold block letters, i do love when people know what they’re getting into. he winked, entirely too amused with her reaction.  ❝ what can i say, the public’s opinion doesn’t keep me up at night. from what i can tell, their assumptions are far more interesting. i do think you give me far too much credit, you’re the one that should get a full spread. what’s got that pretty little head ticking.    ❞

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maguhk‌:

♪ brooks !

            ❝    i  wouldn’t  worry    .   the  damage  is  psychological    .   ❞    she  kept  a  steady  expression    ,    eyeing  the  muggleborn  with  something  akin  to  indifference     .    why  did  the  handsome  ones  always  have  the  dirtiest  blood    ?      ❝   though  it  must  hard  to  walk  straight  without  a  spine   .   ha   .   kidding   ,    of  course    .    ❞

♪ theodore !

❝  even more shameful, now isn’t it. wouldn’t want that pretty little head of yours to suffer under any such circumstance.  ❞  his teasing demeanor didn’t lessen when facing her composed attitude, instead the exchange fueled his need to push her buttons just a tad further. there was something about the attractive women that surrounded him not responding outwardly to his charms that only egged him on further.  ❝ i’ve come to find that slithering around just gets my clothes dirty, it’s rather inconvenient so i’ve opted for the lesser of two evils. you’re right though, silly old SPINELESS me, it’s a wonder i make it through the day. say, you wouldn’t happen to have a few tips, would you? a guide to coping with my futile existence ?  ❞

[vtonks]

you're stuck on a deserted island with three other students here; who do you want to be stuck with?

does it matter that we’re bloody wizards that can literally apparate off the island ? 

❝if i’m absolutely stuck, i’d drag along CROUCH JR, SKEETER and perhaps BROOKS to keep life a little interesting.    ❞

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do you think acts of kindness mean more when done anonymously?

❝putting a set WEIGHT on acts of kindness sort of cancels it out for me. i don’t care about who is watching when i do something kind because if i did, it would be a publicity stunt. so NO, it doesn’t mean more when done anonymously. it’s a preference, sure. as long as it’s coming from a good place, a good deed means the world. but that’s just coming from your friendly neighborhood sap.  ❞

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would you turn your back on a friend if you found out, out of nowhere, that they secretly supported the dark lord?

❝without talking to them ?

                                                                                     NO.

there’s got to be a reason and i want to know why. what did i possibly do to warrant their hatred. if we’re friends and you know me, maybe then i’ll finally crack the mystery. what’s my dirty blood doing to offend their lot, ya know ?❞

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skcctskcct‌:

♪ rita !

  ❝    my head’s a little too big for a hat, but i’m happy to disappoint.  ❞   she raised her brows, struggling to contain the growth of her smile in automatic response to his. there was always relief in finding someone capable of handling a little teasing, it never failed to render her almost harmless. she sought theodore tonks out often, in search of a friendly smile and heated banter. not that she hadn’t started out nosy with his scandal of a backstory and attractive aloofness, following at his heels had never been difficult. despite the less than zero answers she managed to get.   ❝   ha.  me ?  you think i’m capable of giving a compliment ? now who thinks highly of who. you’re too kind, sweets.   ❞  she ignored him to dig through her bag, only to resurface with a pen spinning in her fingers to distract from the tinge of her cheeks.     ❝   i want to hear more about you failing miserably. two days in, too. i never thought i’d say this in regards to you, theo. but i’m impressed.  ❞  her brow and one shoulder rose, a hand reaching to give his arm a playful shove.   ❝   there’s a new pen in it for you, seeing as i love giving to charity.  ❞

♪ theodore !

❝ i don’t think you’re too familiar with that notion, skeeter. who could you possibly disappoint?  ❞ the boy teased, throwing in a cheeky wink for good measure. there was always something innately thrilling about coaxing a soft blush out of the normally composed blonde and though ted never considered himself to be suave around women, somehow his banter never wavered around her. it most likely came from their foundation, the way he used to expertly avoid her pressing questions when the spotlight was unfortunately placed upon him, warranting a sort of unspoken relationship between them. it was rather refreshing to find a girl that didn’t make his tongue heavy with one lousy bat of an eyelash but rather fueled the witty fire that kept his sly smirk going.  ❝ a PEN, all for me? gee that’s definitely the most generous donation i’ve been offered in quite some time. there’s no possible way i could say no to you now, you’ve hit my sweet spot. how about this, i’m absolutely trembling at the knees at the prospect of a new day, would that be juicy enough for your readers? i am the hot commodity after all, the life and times of THEODORE TONKS, right off the presses.    ❞

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♪ theodore !

@maguhk

❝ OHP ! sorry about that, i’ve got my head in the clouds today. ❞ though theodore was usually one to waltz around with a stoic expression etched onto his fiercely handsome features, an uncharacteristic smile was spread across his lips, reaching his eyes with a subtle sparkle that didn’t seem to lessen even when he stumbled into the striking brunette. ❝ didn’t hurt you now, did i?  ❞

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skcctskcct‌:

♪ rita !

   she  appeared  like  magic  at  the  call of  distress,  lips  ever  lifted  in  teasing  delight.   ❝    that’s  hardly  fair  to  compare  ,  timothy.  anything  would  sound  good  compared  to  your’s.   ❞   she  paused  long  enough  to  adjust  the  strap  of  her  bag ,  a  notepad  tucked  in  the  crook  of  her  arm  as  she  searched  him.   ❝    you  don’t  seem  any  worse  than  usual.   ❞  

♪ theodore !

❝ WOW, now if that isn’t a talent, i don’t know what is. can you pull a rabbit out of your hat as quickly as you can appear and disappear? ❞ ted shot a grin her way, seemingly undisturbed by her presence even though she delivered a couple of quips that were undoubtedly crafted to annoy him to a certain degree. for some reason, theodore always admired her gusto regardless. ❝ hold on there skeeter, is that your way of saying i got fit over the break. down girl, you’ll make a bloke blush.  ❞

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thexthirdxlestrange‌:

“I learn from the best,” Rachel was completely unperturbed by his tone and simply shrugged again. “Now, if you’re done with describing us, could you please tell me if you plan to sit down on that chair?”

♪ theodore !

❝ next to you? clearly the answer to that would be a resounding GOD no. i’d rather succumb to every unforgivable thrice over than settle down here, thanks.  ❞ he shrugged, offering up a mock salute as he turned on his heel and stalked off in the opposite direction.  

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bvrty‌:

♪ barty !

          “   ––   wait,  school’s  started   ?   ”   he  cocked  his  head,  holding  a  quizzical  (  and  somewhat  puppy-dog-like  )  expression  on  his  face  for  nearly  a  second  too  long  before  he  grinned,  shaking  his  head.   “   ––   nah,  kidding.  sorry,  teddy,  just  tryna’  make  you  feel  a  bit  better.  i’m  sure  you’ll  catch  up,  though.  gotta  give  the  rest  of  us  a  head  start,  huh  ?   ”

♪ theodore !

teddy shot the boy a lighthearted but still judgmental glance before shaking his head in mock disappointment. ❝ you know, maybe i’m not doing that poorly, so far i’m better off than you and we’ve got no where to go but up from this point onward. ❞ a loud laugh billowed past his parted lips, any trace of actual annoyance fading with his friends attempt to lighten up the already sour mood. ❝ you’re right, it’s gotten a bit dull to be consistently good at everything i do, it’s about time i gave the rest of you lot a chance to measure up. how’s it feel, crouch? the taste of success motivating you to watch me eat shit even more throughout the year? ❞ he teased back, gathering the rest of his things with a light smile.