Live Long And Prosper

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

My wisdom teeth are growing in.

[addisonalive]

Wisdom teeth are terrible. 

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Amen sistah you can say that again.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

My wisdom teeth are growing in.

[jenna-gsj-deactivated20131216]

I could just punch you until they come out?

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Why do you want to hurt me?

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

My wisdom teeth are growing in.

It sort of makes me feel like I’m in an old school werewolf film where the guy like loses his teeth and grows new ones.

Now I just need someone to battle so that I may become the alpha.

[felixweston]

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[felixweston]

Which is obviously just code for ‘you magnificent stallion’.  Unfortunately?  I’m always right, so you should learn to buck up about that, gorgeous.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Oh is that so? Prove it.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[felixweston]

It’s okay that you confused ‘such a dork’ with ‘so awesome’.  Well, I’m ruggedly handsome mchawtsauce cute no matter what, but I am lucky you do either way.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

I don't know, i'm pretty sure I meant 'such a dork', babe. Sorry but you know its true. You know, I'd try to think up a scenario where that wouldn't be the case but unfortunately I think you may be right.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[felixweston]

How could I have fooled you? I wasn’t going for original, I was going for what made me smile.  That makes me uh… Bizarrolix?  See, my name makes everything awesome.  I wasn’t being mean, I was comparing you to your cat, which is like multi-complimenting you.  Totally different from threatening to sexually starve a poor unsuspecting Felix.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Poor unsuspecting Felix? You are such a dork, you know that? You're lucky you're cute because otherwise I have no idea how I'd put up with you.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[felixweston]

Yes, you are.  If you weren’t at least a little, then you wouldn’t be you and then I wouldn’t probably like you as much.   I’ll be honest though, I just liked the idea of calling you Bizarro Carter.  Don’t be mean.  I prefer not having to call Rightrigo Handnandez.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Is that so? I don't know, you could have fooled me. Bizarro. How original you are, Mr. Weston. if I'm Bizarro then who are you? Yeah that would be unfortunate and I wasn't being mean you were being mean first. 

[fabrayxqueen-blog]

I know. That’s why I’ll never forget to get you something for Christmas. 

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Ha, all right dude, I believe you.

[fabrayxqueen-blog]

Uh, yeah I did. We’re twins. I’d burn in twin hell if I didn’t get you anything for Christmas. And I wouldn’t last a day in twin hell. 

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Yeah, lets be honest you probably wouldn't do too good there.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[felixweston]

Like owner, like pet.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Excuse you, I am not weird. Take that back or you can go back to using your hand, mk?

[fabrayxqueen-blog]

I did because I’m the bravest man in this family. And I bought your Christmas present. 

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Oh yes, clearly. And you did? You didn't have to get me anything, dude.

[fabrayxqueen-blog]

Black Friday was crazy but at least I got new sheets and a Charlie Chaplin box set. 

[fabrayxqueen-blog]

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

You actually went out?

[iamtheoppositeofamnesia-deactiv]

how to be an adult

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

[best-of-funny]

X

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[addisonalive]

They always seem to be getting into things. 

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Amen, sistah.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[jenna-gsj-deactivated20131216]

What did your weird cat do this time?

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

My weird cat didn't do anything.. But seriously what doesn't my weird cat do? Lbr.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Cats are so weird

[jessrae-h-s]

This is true.

[vulcan-saluting-evans-blog]

Yet they are the most common house pet.. like ever.