i'm a renegade, i always was

felix weston. 18. nyu freshman. charmer. troublemaker. rebel. athlete. well-known flirt. likes pretty things in his bed. closet geek. eldest weston.

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This is me proving it.

[felixweston]

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Cats are so weird

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Oh is that so? Prove it.

[felixweston]

Okay.

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Cats are so weird

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I don’t know, i’m pretty sure I meant ‘such a dork’, babe. Sorry but you know its true. You know, I’d try to think up a scenario where that wouldn’t be the case but unfortunately I think you may be right.

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Which is obviously just code for 'you magnificent stallion'.  Unfortunately?  I'm always right, so you should learn to buck up about that, gorgeous.

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Cats are so weird

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Poor unsuspecting Felix? You are such a dork, you know that? You’re lucky you’re cute because otherwise I have no idea how I’d put up with you.

[felixweston]

It's okay that you confused 'such a dork' with 'so awesome'.  Well, I'm ruggedly handsome mchawtsauce cute no matter what, but I am lucky you do either way.

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Cats are so weird

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Is that so? I don’t know, you could have fooled me. Bizarro. How original you are, Mr. Weston. if I’m Bizarro then who are you? Yeah that would be unfortunate and I wasn’t being mean you were being mean first. 

[felixweston]

How could I have fooled you? I wasn't going for original, I was going for what made me smile.  That makes me uh... Bizarrolix?  See, my name makes everything awesome.  I wasn't being mean, I was comparing you to your cat, which is like multi-complimenting you.  Totally different from threatening to sexually starve a poor unsuspecting Felix.

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Cats are so weird

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Excuse you, I am not weird. Take that back or you can go back to using your hand, mk?

[felixweston]

Yes, you are.  If you weren't at least a little, then you wouldn't be you and then I wouldn't probably like you as much.   I'll be honest though, I just liked the idea of calling you Bizarro Carter.  Don't be mean.  I prefer not having to call Rightrigo Handnandez.

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Cats are so weird

Like, don’t get me wrong I really like cats but… they’re just so bizarre.

[felixweston]

Like owner, like pet.

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Fuck, migraines suck.

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Guys

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I will hit you.

Throw the Reeses at your head, s’what I’ll do. I’m sure you won’t want either so much after that.

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Kinky.

I'll want both just as much.  Besides, throwing them just means you care enough to make it fast food for me.

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Guys

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Try me.

Oh my God, shut up.

[felixweston]

I have to admit, even I wonder if I'm part-vampire looking at that masterpiece I left behind.

I'm just sayin', it's more likely I'll shut up when I've got pieces of Reeses or lips to occupy this mouth.

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Guys

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And somehow I think I can manage it.

I don’t know, I think you could consider this payback for my neck. Which by the way? Hurts.

[felixweston]

Can, but will you?

Payback?  We're fucking even.  You obviously haven't seen my back.  It looks like I tried to screw Catwoman while she was claw-happy.  Which isn't all that far off.

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Guys

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And what makes you think I’ll share?

[felixweston]

Because you're not cruel enough to deny a face like this?

Especially when it's your boyfriend's.

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Guys

I just bought two half pound Reese Cups.

This Walking Dead is going to be awesome.

If I can figure out how to eat one.

[felixweston]

Time to cube that baby like it's a steak and eat.  I'll be there to help make it only a quarter pound to eat for ya.