so I have found that googling lotr characters can be very amusing
hOW sHOcKinG!!! W E A P ON S?? no wAY
is Esgaroth considered a weapon? I donāt think so
ah yes. The grandest, greatest weapon to every grace the shores of Middle Earth. The One Long Knife
Gandalf the Grey rode to Isengard, seeking the council of The Boss
so first youāre telling me that he has no weapons, and then you go on to say that his bare hand and Legs (notice how itās not just legs, but legs with a capital L) are his weapons
notice how I searched up Kili and got Fili?? hmmmmmm
I think that the Hobbit would have been a lot more interesting if we had gotten some Legolas x Gloin content in there ;)
Ummmmm did I miss the part where Sam defended Frodo with an entire geographical location?
What is it with these people and making the charactersā weapons full out landscapes and mountains and towns and stuff? Canāt you just say, āThis is a dwarf. He fights with an axe. Or knuckles.ā Anything. Or just say none. You donāt have to give them entire geographical formations as their weapons.
Ok. A few things here. WeapoN. Singular. Yet there are four things listed. Hmmm. Also. Do his teeth not deserve to be capitalized? I mean, theyāre pretty important. And why not strength either? And I donāt think strength should be considered a weapon. At the very least, not when itās written in lowercase letters.