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kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

jadeharleyinc

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

segamascott

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

friend-unit

I like this but I have a feeling Eridians also like to get fucked up but they do it by vaping paint thinner or something

throathole

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

3000s

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reblog to win one of that

krupa-grehnevya

It destroys me to think that Cal didn't mind the banners with his wanted list just to let his loved ones know that he was alive. 💔

I think Merrin was really watching...

#my wife...... cal get ready to fight #merrin #Jedi

beardedmrbean

fellshish

a lot of writing is sort of watching the film in your head like oh sorry can’t write the chapter yet i have to repeat hallucinate the dialogue first

lactating-deactivated20220703

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

werewolf-transgenderism

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

byjove

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

byjove

thehappysmiler

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unforth

sic-semper-hominibus

duckingwriting

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

notemily

I like this one

valtsv

sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.

neenarchive

free yourself from the prison of viewing 2nd person narration as the xreader fanfiction POV. she is your creepy beautiful friend and has many talents

forthegothicheroine

#go listen to welcome to nightvale episode 13 “a story about you” and let it change your life and how you view 2nd person forever#to me personally 2nd person is the dissociation viewpoint#by which i mean often 2nd person feels like first person but the narrator is purposelly trying to distance themselves from the narrative

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