as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
“I have a bit of beef with angels.”
“I’m only a little bit of a sadist.”
“Ooh, I can’t wait ‘til your soul is mine.”
“That’s not really how a contract works.”
“Do the right thing and just hail Satan.”
“Hey, kid. [opens trenchcoat] Wanna sell your soul?”
“I don’t know why people hate Satan so much. He’s pretty cool.” / “Oh yeah, Satan is the worst boss. Don’t tell him I said that.”
“Hell is hot but so is Miami/L.A./etc.”
“And you thought you had daddy/mommy/parent issues.”
“This weapon is supposed to be holy.”
“I’m literally half god. How am I supposed to not be cocky?” / “You’re not cocky, but you’re a dick.”
“My family feuds have bigger consequences.”
“I thought that monster was supposed to be dead…”
“The difference between my parents and yours is that if I do something wrong, mine will send down a natural disaster.”
“[petting Hades’ dog] What? His name is Spot.”
“I’m just saying, Hercules/Achilles/etc. was a dumbass.”
“Kinda wish I was atheist sometimes.”
“It’s not MY fault all these monsters want to kill me.”
“You don’t know what I can do with these powers.”
“What? That? It wasn’t me.”
“I wish I could ‘come out’ as nonhuman but I don’t think that would end well.”
“So apparently I was ‘Chosen’ or something.”
“I’m not like other girls/guys/people. Because I could literally murder you.”
“I have no idea what I’m doing. Even though I have been alive for a thousand years/have immense powers/read minds/etc.”
“Sometimes I wish I was normal.” / “Don’t be so Hot Topic.”
“Do you mind keeping…all this…a secret?”
“We are real. We just don’t like proving it.”
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