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"Bad shit happens to greedy whores" | Taurus, 28, if you are a male & creepy I'll block your ass

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutelathos]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[cowboydeanwinchester]

happy pride

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[jstatease-deactivated20220215]

[verdant-leaf]

spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[mahlasv]

[mahlasv]

[unadulteratedvoidtragedy]

Who proposes in a relationship with the 141?

Price: He is a traditional man so when a workaholic like him finally takes some time off and books a vacation just as your third year together approaches, you book a nail appointment just in case. I see him both as someone who would get you a brand new ring or use a family heirloom, maybe gives you both just to make sure. I think he would care more about his wedding band than having an engagement ring of his own.

Gaz: I see him as the type to get matching rings or get himself a ring to compliment yours. I think the two of you would actually have a proper discussion about this because he wants to make sure that this is something both of you want and that the timing is right. Very open to the idea of both of you proposing to each other.

Soap: Either as a joke or in an emotional moment that caught him unprepared, he proposes with a lollipop ring. If you're the one proposing to him, he'll get really flustered in the moment. He's never been more serious than when he said "yes". After that he asks the family for his grandma's ring so he can propose to you too, expect things to be too over the top and a mild risk of explosion.

Ghost: He is too afraid to be the one to propose, a really insecure part of him fearing that you might say 'no', knowing he would never be able to take the rejection so he keeps things like this, safe. When you're the one proposing to him, he'll start crying, taking off his mask to wipe the tears and snot running down his face. He would say "thank you" instead of "yes".

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[jesse-is-spiralling]

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[soluksuret]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.