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[mens-rights-activia]

[sunshinecollectoriii]

Queer As Folk

Ep. 1.02 - “Queer, There and Everywhere”

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[just-shower-thoughts]

With teskashi69 facing life in prison, we may finally see a mumble rapper complete a sentence.

[illbreakyou]

[broriarty]

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[vvhitedadd]

Childlike Veteran by Tengu on #SoundCloud

[jonbutter]

remember when John Mulaney took a full minute out of his stand up to explain the ending of The Fugitive

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

[vomitclub-remade]

clouds rly are amazing. what are they made of? no one knows.

[robinxco-deactivated20170430]

……water?

[vomitclub-remade]

maybe! no one knows.

[23y]

[indiegen-blog1]

[heavensghost]

[foxgiven-deactivated20220116]