McSchemey

Your fav sentient ball of moss, rolling in the breeze. Here ‘n queer, etc. mid 20s lesbian. any/all. I track #vxinri

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[konoko]

[isawken]

every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[nokiabae]

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

[beardedmrbean]

[eebie]

did you seriously just let it linger

[munpurizumu]

dude i had to

[pocketss]

girls night girls night

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]