> if: Science Team⠀⠀ then: Yes

(evil) Neo Bushnell, certified video game boy, HLVRV historian, and uh. Meatball.

[evilneo]

I like you too, dude. You’re a great cool, you- you make me feel a good...

I just never got the chance to tell you, even though I tried so haaard, brooo... I was died!

...wanna kiss?

[scavengedluxury]

7 years since 72 people burned alive in Grenfell for developers’ greed. No justice. Thousands still living in death trap homes.

[neodotcom]

4sight

[neodotcom]

4sight

[possessable]

my favorite thing about the possession control types thing is that there's absolutely no way to talk about body control and sound normal in the slightest. call a chatacter "so mind controllable" and it's like sure yeah whatever . call a character "so body controllable" and it's like ?excuse me?

but it's true . sometimes a character is undeniablu a body control type of guy . it's just true .

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[demoload-pictocat129]

My alphasmart3000 word typer that I use as a internet less AAC. I love her so much her name is Trois buttercup. Shes not only a good friend but co-worker mate and queer platonic friend.

[treecitysessions]

You could make a vent post about having no friends and it’ll blow up and people will start reblogging it just to say things in the tags like “#this would be me except I’m beloved in the community and every year all my awesome friends who would die for me come together and throw me a big surprise party because they adore me so deeply”

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[tabipalette]

canfrgu photographed by anthony arquier

[studentofetherium]

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

[aokozaki]

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

[ballwizard]

U say penis dick cock balls whatever and nobody bats an eye But when u say pussy or vagina suddenly youre the sex pervert. IDGAF!!!!!!!! PUSSAYYYYYYTYY

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[cosmo-raptor]

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[interstellarorion]

Someone's gotta