✕⎮ Kindly get out of your god's face.

"my own mother used to say to me 'vala, happiness is not something you can buy.' or in my case STEAL." ind. & prv. vala mal doran of 'stargate sg-1' written by skye

[stellaviatorem-blog]

“it will take you a million lightyears from home – but will it bring you back?” / indie & private stargate multi-muse | est. march 2018 | written by skye 

[vxlamaldoran]

// is it wrong that my biggest fear for a stargate revival is that they will somehow confirm that daniel and vala got together post-unending and I’ll be forced to vomit up everything in my stomach?

[vxlamaldoran]

( DANA SCULLY. )

       ❝ he’s probably wondering if i’ve been ABDUCTED again…which i suppose in a way, i have…or at least my phone has. i’m not usually so FORWARD, especially when we’re in one of our OFF periods. ❞

             “ Well, in that case, I suppose I ought to say YOU’RE WELCOME! Not everyone is able to benefit from my help -- but I’m more than happy to lend a hand in... easing you both through a dry spell. Really, sometimes my talents amaze even me... ”

[vxlamaldoran]

( DANA SCULLY. )

       ❝ i don’t…YOU CAN’T JUST.. ❞ a heavy sigh. ❝ did he actually BELIEVE it was me ? ❞

               “ That... remains to be seen. He has yet to actually respond. I’m now slightly concerned that I might have inadvertently given him a heart attack. Which, I suppose, is an unfortunate -- if not unforeseeable -- complication... ”

[vxlamaldoran]

                         “ Well, SOMEONE had to... The poor boy looks like he’s about to burst! I merely took pity on the lad. ”

@starbuckskeptic | from x

[vxlamaldoran]

                Well. This certainly wasn’t going according to plan. Vala held up her hands innocently ( or at least as innocently as she could manage ).  “ Why, YES -- as a matter of fact I do know how this looks. ”  She quickly shifted into doing what she did best: talking her way out of sticky situations.  “ But, if I might make a teeny suggestion... I’d recommend viewing it not as thievery, but as a SERVICE. Believe me, you do not want to have this little trinket in your midst. ”  Had her motive been to help? No. But was what she said a lie? Not exactly.  “ Well -- unless you want to have every warlord in this system on your tail, that is..... but of course, it’s your decision! ”  she added with a grin.

@captainjanewayed | s.c.

[vxlamaldoran]

// SMOL STARTER CALL

[vxlamaldoran]

// I just want to point out that I named my D & D character Vala because how could I not.

[vxlamaldoran]

( SAMANTHA CARTER. )

            “ Yes, Vala, there’s some conspiracy going on, because I’m not dressing up for pizza with Cam, Daniel, and Teal’c. And since when does casual mean unflattering? “

            “ It doesn’t always mean unflattering... It just often means it. All I’m saying is that a beautiful woman should feel free to show it! Besides. I’m sure those boys won’t be the only people in the restaurant... ”

[jumpingpuddles]

Stargate SG-1: Uninvited

[vxlamaldoran]

“just be careful.” from sam uvu

PROTECTOR/PROTECTEE | @vastnight

“ Of course! I’m nothing if not careful. ”  She flashed the other woman a wide, knowing grin. Now -- it was true that ideas of what exactly careful meant varied widely... For her part, Vala had never really been particularly strict about the definition. For example, some people might consider it reckless to stroll into a hostile village armed only with a few scraps of information cobbled together from a few less-than-reputable smuggling contacts... But for Vala, it might as well be an average Tuesday.

“ Don’t worry, Samantha -- I’ll be back before you know it. Though I understand I’m hard to do without, ”  she teased.  “ If that tel’tak did crash nearby, these people will know precisely where and will have already picked it clean. Give me an hour and I’ll tell you whether or not our valuable little trinket was inside, ”  she finished with a confident toss of her hair.

[musingmemes]

protector / protectee starters

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.” 

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…” 

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

“please come back in one piece.”

[vxlamaldoran]

// just read a thing that apparently one of the ‘we don’t know if we’re getting a season 9 so what else could we do′ options they tossed around was a possible daniel and vala spin off. 

I let out an “ugH NO” so loud my coworkers asked me what was wrong.

[vxlamaldoran]

( SAMANTHA CARTER. )

            “ We’re talking about team night here, Vala. The guys aren’t going to care what color my sweater is. “

             “ Just because they’re (wrongfully) indifferent doesn’t mean you have to be. Tell me, Samantha -- is there a reason you want to avoid something flattering? ”

[vxlamaldoran]

@stardriven >> from here

           “ Well, that’s just a load of NONSENSE, isn’t it? It always matters what one wears. And if you have to make some kind of statement -- it might as well be one that suits you... ”

[vxlamaldoran]

@stardriven >> from here

         “ Precisely! Nothing like a few charismatic words to motivate obstinate subordinates... Very admirable, Samantha, ”  she adds with a grin.

[vxlamaldoran]

( SAMANTHA CARTER. )

            Keen blue eyes catch the shift in Vala’s demeanor, eyebrows furrowing in concern. Truthfully the brush off could mean anything, coming from her teammate, but Sam knows better than to believe the blithe exterior she tends to hide behind - she’s no more unfeeling than the rest of them. They need to canvas the village and question its occupants, but perhaps she can needle the truth out of Vala as well? The alien keeps far too many secrets for one person.

            Sam affords the ghost of a smile and clears her throat, hand settled comfortably against the P-90 strapped to her chest as she keeps pace with Vala. Into the deep end she goes.        “ So do you know this place, or…? “

         Vala resists the urge to let out a frustrated sigh. PLEASE let it go, Samantha... But perhaps she ought to have known better by now. Nosing around in the business of others was really the calling card of SG-1, wasn’t it? Yes, they helped people and blah blah blah.... But at the moment, she wasn’t inclined to feel especially charitable.

         She blinks at the other woman, feigning her best look of confusion.  “ Hmmm? No! What makes you think that? I mean, it’s possible, I suppose. I have been all over... But nothing particular springs to mind... ”  It’s a bold-faced lie, and she has little doubt that her friend will see through it. But she intends to stall her as long as she can get away with it...