Ignorant Potato

Just having some fun!! A bunch of everything with a lot of random thoughts!!! 

[my-dailydreams]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[evilvarric666-archive]

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

[xanthera]

#some dogs know Mischief #which is the same as 'Naughty' but lacking in Malice #cats have an abundance of Malice #which they must have a healthy outlet for #don't get me wrong cats love you! #but the Malice builds up in their systems and they have to get it out #the only way to do this is Crimes

[obeekris]

This ia what happens when you domesticate an animal that on average has the intelligence of a toddler.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[weirdchristmas]

CHOICE IS FUTILE!!!!!

[localairport]

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

[clawedandcute]

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

[r4cs0]

[doctorwhogifs]

[mojowoho]

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

literally why can’t i have long hair and short hair at the same time

[mojowoho]

Problem solved

[your-local-reblogger]

It's spam

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[nodogsallowed]

uquiz that tells you what circle of hell you would go to

[nodogsallowed]

please reblog w your results <3

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

NICE

[mojowoho]

[byuo]

hey

[poptepipic-post]

[mastergir]

[mojowoho]

Is this Scott Pilgrim vs. The World?

[gekirider]

[fishyandclintbarton]

[jmtorres]

waiting for millennials to get blamed for killing black friday

[mojowoho]

I thought it was gen z 's turn this time

[everythingfox]

little feetsies

[corvidprompts]

The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

[shadeshadow234]

Fae are born with features sharp and narrow, yet this one seems to soften as Moss looks at it. Its grin— sharp, teeth gleaming, its eyes— cutting, searching, the jut and pull of its jaw enough to scratch glass. It does not blink. Branch does not blink. It softens.

“I said, give me your name, child.”

“I still haven’t picked one,” Grass defends, even now still hoping for a way out of a faeries deal.

“No. But your parents did. Give me your name, child, and it shall no longer be yours. The entity of your name shall no longer exist, and you will be free for whichever name you choose— Leaf, or Stick, or Lichen.”

“…oh.” says Petal, and in the next moment a name falls from their lips. It is not their name. It never has been. The fae is sharp and cutting and witty, that moment of softness an imagined slight.

“Very well, child. Be warned of mushroom circles, should you lose your name again.”

“Okay,” Mushroom smiles, and the Fae pulls itself away from their reality in a swirl of feathers and silk.

When they go home for the first time in two months, their mother frets over them in a way she had not since they were a child, and she calls them by no name at all.

[iwhumpyou]

Goddamn.  This is my favorite version of ‘faeries take your name’, that’s it, we can all go home now.

[lord0fries]

The fae said trans rights

[memeuplift]