the following sentence starter memes are from the popular buzzfeed show BUZZFEED UNSOLVED : SUPERNATURAL featuring RYAN BERGARA & SHANE MADEJ. triggers & nsfw are potentially present in this specific meme. it’s a very unfiltered show with language & they’re kooky dudes. it happens. i will list all applicable trigger warnings below. some grammar has been changed to fit a roleplay setting from the original content. any pronouns may be changed to fit the situation. i ask that you please do not steal this specific compilation & post it as your own.
potential triggers : cult mentions , death , denouncement & mentions of racism , paranormal themes , murder , spiders , suggestive themes.
𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏 : 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝟑 — 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐
𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑠.
“ i don’t know if this is a sign , but i’m in the bathroom at this bar , & this mirror literally has blood dripping from it. but i’m gonna go order another beer , so we’re good. ”
“ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ”
“ see , i’m more concerned about the spiders than the ghosts. ”
“ nah , i thought i got bit in the ass cheek by a spider. ”
“ he probably fucks the dolls. ”
“ anytime i get even remotely spooked , i just look to the monkey with the sunglasses. ”
“ this is a fuckin’ nightmare. ”
“ toodaloo , ( name ). can’t say it was pleasurable. ”
“ i don’t know if you could exorcise spiders away. ”
“ everyone thinks feeling energy is bullshit , but you don’t feel strange at all ? ”
“ oh shit , what up ! i’m takin’ a selfie with some demons yooo ! ”
“ i’ve lived my life by one adage , & that’s — don’t fuck with demons. ”
“ nice to meetcha , i think this is all bullshit. ”
“ you’re tellin’ me you wouldn’t be uhh … unnerved by going upstairs & seeing a bunch of stuffed animals organized into a cult circle when no one did it ? ”
“ no , i just wanna talk to the demons ! ”
“ we met a pal named father thomas. he told us not to talk to you , but i think you guys are swell. ”
“ oh my god , we should’ve never talked to it dude. ”
“ if you slit my throat tonight … i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya for that. ”
“ that demon’s racist. he was like , ‘ oh , there was a black lady who lived here ? wait a minute … no , i can’t haunt with that. ’ ”
“ fuck that demon , he’s whitewashing the history of his house. he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood. ”
“ whatever , demon’s a racist. i don’t respect this demon. ”
“ if you wanna eat my heart , turn that light on. ”
“ i think the demon’s a wimp ! ”
* lays on a pentagram * “ here we go ! rock & roll , buckaroo ! ”
“ fuck this house , dude. fuck this house so hard. ”
“ if i wake up tonight & there is this grotesque looking thing laying next to me just staring at me with its fucking stupid beady eyes , i’m gonna shit myself. ”
“ every little pin drop that you hear , every little creak is gonna make your butthole tighten. ”
“ did you just call the demon a mother fucker ? ”
“ i got my laptop , i got my holy water , i got the cards i need here — peace out bitch. ”
