The Local Elven Cryptid

I study CryptoZoology. Please be polite to the cryptids and spirits, or I will steal your kneecaps.

[vynnbeeeee]

Yes.

[vynnbeeeee]

I am not a Bard whom can top. I am a Bard whom can bottom and flirt like the horny frick I am.

"Heyyyyy say f*ck"

No, I willn't

"You've already said Horny."

I willn't!!!!

Literally my friend Mars made fun of me for not saying f*ck

[vynnbeeeee]

Hey everyone! I am opening a commission thing for turning your Pets into Animal Crossing Villagers! These come with the pet, fully dressed, and their own Catchphrase based on personality, or something they do! Each pet is Five dollars, and it is Digitally drawn! A hand-drawn example will be shown below. :D thank you so much!!

If Interested, Send an Ask!!!

[vynnbeeeee]

Shout out to these lovelies go follow em if you havent already

He screem

@satans-little-dog @bismuthhhhhhhhh

[laptoparmageddon]

:>

[vynnbeeeee]

No i wont go bed >:(

[somethingwrongpa]

I made another Danganronpa oc instead of answering asks. My bad. Feel free to yell at me in the reblogs lol.

[vynnbeeeee]

MSKALDJSLAOSNDMSPASKNDLADINDLSHDKDOSNSLSOSJDODJDKDJFHIDJSLALSMDLSJSNS >:(((((

[vynnbeeeee]

Shout out to these lovelies go follow em if you havent already

He screem

@satans-little-dog @bismuthhhhhhhhh

[catchymemes]

[vynnbeeeee]

angy. >:(

[vynnbeeeee]

Thanks And Release

I’m thankful I have @satans-little-dog as my boyfriend. He is so amazing 

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

A simple thing I take joy from is Getting to move in with my Mom in June-July.

I will release anxiety about {redacted}

[vynnbeeeee]

Woah guys this is alot of notes!! Thank you so much!!!

[vynnbeeeee]

OwO yall are valid as frig

[vynnbeeeee]

OH MAH GAHH ITS MY BIRFDAI

[vynnbeeeee]

OKAY GUYS

I AM HAVING A MOMENT

SIDON IS LIKE,,,,,,,,,,,10′12″ AND LIKE THAT’S ABOUT THE SIZE OF A SMALLISH AFRICAN ELEPHANT?!?!??!?!?!

YOU’RE TELLING ME,,, HE IS ELEPHANT SIZED-

Edit; HE’S TALLER THAN LADY DIMITRESCU?!?! 

[vynnbeeeee]

NONE OF THESE ARE MINE- 

but i hope you laugh and enjoy.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

brown eyes are heartmeltingly pretty pass it on

[thefuckencrechur]

Fuck anyone who says brown eyes aren’t pretty. I love brown eyes so much y'all are so pretty

[seraphim-with-a-guillotine]

Brown eye tasty

[vynnbeeeee]

there be a song about brown eyes be pretters owo

[vynnbeeeee]

Things I do that are probably toxic

I am always violent towards people I take for granted

I take people for granted

I lie too much

I victimize myself

[melanocetuss]

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

[vynnbeeeee]

p-p-puPPY SNAIL?!?! :000000

[accountnameholder-deactivated20]

[just-crab-thoughts-two]

reblogging because health

[vynnbeeeee]

Reblog to save doggo lief and stuff pls