Moon Mouse 🌙

Mousefolk Moon Druid of Ravnica. Head of the Moon Coven. Full time mouse part-time bear. RP blog. She/Her

[vynnthebean]

any female born after 1993 can't cook all they know is wildshape, flee civilization into the forest, gaze longingly at the moon, tear out the throats of enemies with their teeth, be bisexual, eat berries & lie

[vynnthebean]

friends don't let friends date sorcerers

[vynnthebean]

dump him and join my coven

[vynnthebean]

friends don't let friends date sorcerers

[vynnthebean]

problematic height gap between me and my gf

(she can reach the cookie jar on the top shelf and i can't)

[vynnthebean]

i am a grown-ass adult mouse asking permission to have a cookie. she babytalks me every time. humiliating.

[vynnthebean]

problematic height gap between me and my gf

(she can reach the cookie jar on the top shelf and i can't)

[terraswallows]

Ay, yo!

[vynnthebean]

what should i eat if i want to be fatter and sexier i mean they

[goblinspicetrader]

druids do this

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

like a love potion?

[vynnthebean]

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

[achesspiece]

well share!!!!!!!!!

[vynnthebean]

*takes you by the hand and leads you into a moonlit clearing, gently lifting your chin so that you gaze upon her brilliance*

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

like a love potion?

[vynnthebean]

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

[vynnthebean]

also also the moon is super niceys

[achesspiece]

yeah!! the moon killed my fiancée before we got married and then i uncovered that she was planning on taking away my amulet... bullet dodged!!!

[vynnthebean]

oh! uh, the moon just gave me druid powers i didn't know she did that kind of thing too

[achesspiece]

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

[vynnthebean]

also also the moon is super niceys

[achesspiece]

just learned a new spell called "i love you" the verbal component of the spell is me saying "i love you" and the somatic component is kissing you on the mouth

[vynnthebean]

i'm not sure I understand how it's done, can you show me?

[achesspiece]

mousegirl at the party celebrating your new home giving you a mousewarming gift

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

[achesspiece]

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

[vynnthebean]

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies

[achesspiece]

so what you're saying is we can get competitive about being competitive with the being mewn game?

[vynnthebean]

*on the verge of tears* uh-huh yep yes

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

[achesspiece]

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

[vynnthebean]

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies