Moon Mouse 🌙

Mousefolk Moon Druid of Ravnica. Head of the Moon Coven. Full time mouse part-time bear. RP blog. She/Her

[vynnthebean]

any female born after 1993 can't cook all they know is wildshape, flee civilization into the forest, gaze longingly at the moon, tear out the throats of enemies with their teeth, be bisexual, eat berries & lie

[terraswallows]

Ay, yo!

[vynnthebean]

what should i eat if i want to be fatter and sexier i mean they

[goblinspicetrader]

druids do this

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

like a love potion?

[vynnthebean]

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

[achesspiece]

well share!!!!!!!!!

[vynnthebean]

*takes you by the hand and leads you into a moonlit clearing, gently lifting your chin so that you gaze upon her brilliance*

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

like a love potion?

[vynnthebean]

idk what it is but i'm drinking it in

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

tell me about these effects

[vynnthebean]

i see her and i fall in love

[achesspiece]

anyone else notice the moon has been having an effect on the earth recently?

[vynnthebean]

she's been having an effect on me too

[achesspiece]

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

[vynnthebean]

also also the moon is super niceys

[achesspiece]

yeah!! the moon killed my fiancée before we got married and then i uncovered that she was planning on taking away my amulet... bullet dodged!!!

[vynnthebean]

oh! uh, the moon just gave me druid powers i didn't know she did that kind of thing too

[achesspiece]

oh your amulet was cursed by the lord of the 7th layer of hell? that's cool i guess... mine was cursed by the moon, and everyone knows the moon. how many people know your lord's name? yeah, thought so, not nearly as many as the fucking MOON. so anyways, enjoy your b-list misdeeds, i have some real terror to get up to 💅

[vynnthebean]

also also the moon is super niceys

[achesspiece]

just learned a new spell called "i love you" the verbal component of the spell is me saying "i love you" and the somatic component is kissing you on the mouth

[vynnthebean]

i'm not sure I understand how it's done, can you show me?

[achesspiece]

mousegirl at the party celebrating your new home giving you a mousewarming gift

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

[achesspiece]

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

[vynnthebean]

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies

[achesspiece]

so what you're saying is we can get competitive about being competitive with the being mewn game?

[vynnthebean]

*on the verge of tears* uh-huh yep yes

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

[achesspiece]

is there a ranked lobby for the being nice game? i'm only interested in playing if it's competitive

[vynnthebean]

it's not nearly as competitive as the Being Mean game unforchies

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

what about a game where you win by being nice to us instead

[vynnthebean]

there's a board game called mouse WHAT

[vynnthebean]

the cheese thing is a stereotype for mice we don't rlly eat it that much

but also,,, i wouldn't say no if you offered some idk idk

[vynnthebean]

>>> CLICK HERE to chat with SLEEPY MOUSEGIRLS in your area who want to SNUGGLE <<<

[achesspiece]

you can't trick me, i know what happens when you give a mousegirl a click....

[vynnthebean]

trackpads and touchscreens may have taken our jobs from us but there was once a time when you could not click anything without the the aid of the humble mousegirl

[achesspiece]

this is true.... mousegirls have brought me so much joy on my Puter

[vynnthebean]

being clicked is enrichment for the mouse it’s a loving relationship that goes both ways

[achesspiece]

if i click you then will i get riches beyond my belief?

[vynnthebean]

if you click

I receive: enriching clicks and warm snuggles in your hand

you receive: a trojan virus

it’s worth it i prommy

[achesspiece]

*click click click click*

[vynnthebean]

umm sorry to ask so much but can you plz do me one more favor and double-click the file named mouse-infestation.exe

[achesspiece]

*right click run as administrator*

[vynnthebean]

:3

:3:3:3

>:3

*thousands of pixelated mice flood your screen, consuming everything until all is mouse*

[achesspiece]

the mouses have harmed me once again....

[vynnthebean]

hey, shh it’s okay listen-

thousands of digital mousegirls snuggled up all warm and cozy inside of your computer, ok?