Chill Out.

I'm Grace and I'm often uncreative. Hence this incredibly boring text box.

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

made a list of some insults i found on here

-you chicken fried fuck

-you sandy bathing suit

-you neon croc

-you cup of cold creamerless coffee

-you fucking sea cucumber

-you squishy brown end

-you dirty sock

-you chunky carton of milk

-you saggy armpit

-you pisscouch

-you unnecessary stock footage

-you crap coated mailbox flag

-you absolute fucking walnut

-you fucking muppet

-you stale pretzel

-you white crayon

-you desk lamp

-you moldy bread

-you pie eating dick biscuit

-you pompous boner nazi

-you slimy ass goblin

-you herpes infested douche canoe

-you fucking monday

-you dick bitch

-you wobbly chair leg

-you left handed drawing

-you spongy rump fed foot licker

-you screeching alarm clock

-you armpit sweat stain

-you turd coated asshat

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

-you cock juggling thundercunt

-you coatless eskimo

-you wrinkles pair of capris

-you expired bitch

-you ashy layer of epidermis

-you sugarless bar of chocolate

-you mother fucking donkey snout

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

-you useless fungal infection

-you Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

-you diarrhea appocalypse

[ceejles]

These are the nicest ways of cursing but hurts 123895013745080x more

[swolizard]

The reason some girls wear make up..

[mvngspcs-deactivated20160411]

“so check this contour.” D E A D

[ghostlytreats]

[toke-the-smoke]

Date night

[sarakeilman94]

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

[lostovae]

The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy

[w-hormones-blog]

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

[w-hormones-blog]

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

[giantclitoris]

Club Penguin got an update

[sunbeamwitch-deactivated2017121]

actual thing that happened:

starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

[710ck]

iconic

[gifsboom]

[shouldnt]

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

[hewmor-blog]

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[k1mkardashian]

[w-hormones-blog]

Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex: I'm not straight, I'm bisexual

Gay community: you're only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don't belong with us, you're basically just a straight person anyway

Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex: I'm not gay I'm bisexual

Gay community: why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you're Not That Gay, you don't belong with us

[mewhenidream]

reblog this text if you have unlimited texting but only text 3 people

[itsaiyamusic]

I can confirm that the 2nd picture was like .5 seconds later….

[xzachary-blog]

IIIIIII’MMMMMMMMMM GONNAAAA SWINGGGGGGGG FROMMM THE

FROMMMM THE

[labias]