leilani

16| she/her | infp | arthoe| pinterest enthusiast

[darealsaltysam]

so i played around with a quote generator. have some incorrect twd quotes!

(here’s the generator)

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Aaron: HELP! I TOLD ERIC I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Daryl, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Rick: I told Carl his ears flush when he lies. Michonne: Why? Rick: Look. Rick: Hey Carl! Do you love us? Carl, covering his ears: No. Michonne:

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Shane: I just ended a four year relationship. Andrea: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Shane: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Lori and Rick fighting from across the room*

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Gracie: It’s dark in here Judith: Don’t worry dude I got this Judith: *Stomps her feet* Judith: *Skechers light up*

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Carol: Maggie, keep an eye on Negan today. He’s going to try something stupid and get himself bit. Maggie: Sure, I’d love to see Negan get bit. Carol: Try again. Maggie, sighing: I will stop Negan from getting bit.

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Jesus: Hey, Tara? Can I get some dating advice? Tara: Just because I’m with Denise doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Princess: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Ezekiel: Wasn’t Eugene with you? Eugene: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Maggie: Can I be frank with you guys? Hershel: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Glenn: Can I still be Glenn? Beth: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Michonne: While I’m gone, RJ, you’re in charge. RJ: Yes!!! Michonne, whispering: Judith, you’re secretly in charge. Judith: Obviously.

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Sasha: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Gabriel: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Negan: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Abraham: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rosita? Rosita: … No. Eugene: I do! Abraham: I know, Eugene. Eugene: I’m sad! Abraham: I know, Eugene.

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The Governor: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Merle: Okay, but in my defense, Milton bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. The Governor: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[w00drow]

trying to romanticize school by listening to old opera/classical music while working on my greek mythology presentation for humanities but I'm still unmotivated

[w00drow]

I genuinely do not know if I need to cry, sleep for a million years, cuddle with someone, eat a full meal, leave the country, become an assassin, or throw myself off a cliff :)

[sadcypher]

playlists for professional procrastinators pt 02

you are chasing discomfort: mostly movie scores, instrumentals, unsettling aura, perfect for spacing out, feels like sitting on the floor while the room around you is spinning 

silver mist: movie +gaming soundtracks, instrumentals, also really nice for falling asleep, feels like mornings in february

you are cramming for exams at 3am: calm instrumentals, actually helpful for deep focus, piano, occasional lofi of course, perfect to listen to when you are the only one still awake

purple neonlights: lofi, minimalistic beats, mostly instrumentals. apologising in advance for the amount of lofi anime openings but the aot brainrot got me bad

mint chocolate: feels very similar to purple neonlights, but with vocals. mostly korean chill rap/indie/rmb, feels like summer evenings and dozing off in the sun 

maths fuelled anxiety: feels like you have chugged a litre or two of coffee, drum and bass, electronic, more for low stim tasks and for waking yourself up, created this playlist out of irony but now i listen to it unironically 

bloodsworn death: this too is more for low stim tasks, mostly nordic folk, ambient and dark folk, soundtracks feat. vikings, game of thrones and skyrim, makes you want to forge a sword and raid a small town in england 

bayek: playlist based on bayek of siwa, the main protagonist of AC: origins, a game i love to pieces. only instrumentals, can feel like a fever dream, gives you the feeling of crossing deserts and exploring tombs 

viktor v: another character playlist based on victor vale from vicious by V.E Schwab. has lots of vocals and more distracting tracks, makes you feel like a villain or at least an antihero. feels like the colour grey