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  although without me he's ineffective.

[wimean]

[wadyet-blog]

aiba we're friends right? best pals? buddies? partners? i'm gonna be getting a call from boss in 10 minutes and i need you to tell her i'm working hard on this case for me while i take a break and hit the cabaret club

      “   oh   ?   are you sure you want to do that   ?    i am on perfectly neutral standing with reika, though   —-   that could change for the worse. i would not be above talking    ‘   smack   ‘   to her of you.    “

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👁️ * ˚ ༝✧  DATE   /   syougai.‌

          “    aiba,   listen…    ”     sprawled  on  the  couch,   wearing  what  he’d  worn  last  night   /   a  lacking  desire  to  do  anything,   a  lacking  desire  to  get  up  this  morning.   mizuki’s  in  school.   he  can  take  a  day  off  today,   right?   just  today.   just  today.   a  small  break  is  all  he  needs.     “    can  you  call  boss  and  tell  her  i  need  a  day  off?   just  reeeeeaaaaally  not  feeling  it.   not  sure  why.    ” 

          she didn’t bother imaging herself in front of him. times of idleness like this was when she certainly felt close to    ‘   feeling   ‘   rather, something close to it. though, it was something similar to being bored, or, at the very most   ----   lazy.

 “   i do not notice anything the matter with your physical or mental state. vitals are normal, chemical balances are  ----   i suppose, normal.   “   words came immediately. her   ‘   thought   ‘   was nothing more than ones and zeroes.   “  calling her would not mean anything from me, as she is able to see everything i see. i suggest you go to work date. this apartment will not pay for itself.   “ 

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what's it like being a brain cell

     “   i am not a brain cell.  you should know this the best, date.  although,  i know you are not above using me as a substitution for lack thereof  —-   “

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wadyet said: date. there is a pornographic magazine up ahead. it is featuring reika from your beloved cabaret club. 

     “    what!?   reika’s  in  a  porn  mag!?    ”    gullible  fool  as  he  was,   he’d  run  forward  a  few  steps,   picking  up  whatever  magazine  that  happened  to  be  on  the  ground  to  see  the  stuff  of  legend…   only  to  find  that  he  was,   yet  again,   booboo  the  fool.

wadyet said: now that i have your attention. wadyet said: bitch.

          “    …not  cool,   aiba.    ”

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aiba how dead will i be if i eat 20 boxes of oreos in a day

         “    most likely.   though, who’s to say science is correct   ?   perhaps you are the sole man with the ability to ingest twenty   -   one boxes.     ——-    you will need to test this theory, date.   “

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aiba can you hop out of my eye and get me more toilet paper. i shit myself again

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aiba look. it's a

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hmm i think i will *swallows aiball whole*

   “    what the fuck did you eat is that   sand   in here   ?   a hot  -  wheel  car   ?   “

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shakes aiba like a magic 8-ball

       gets shaken like a magic 8 ball.    “    signs point to. mishandling of treasured abis property.   “

[syougai-blog]

stream invincible rainbow arrow

[abisnorida]

Visit Original Link

[ojamayellow]

[wadyet-blog]

aiba i wanted to solve this murder but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the killer

      “   this is incorrect.    there is nothing   ‘   dummy   ‘  about your behind, date. your body has a fat percentage of eighteen percent.   —–   the   ‘   clap   ‘   must simply be your imagination. scientifically, i could not even consider you as   ‘   thick.   ‘   “