Waffle Foreclosure @waffleforeclosure - Tumblr Blog

virenisgreen

trying to leave tumblr

waffleforeclosure

Basically

When someone starts flirting with the girl you like.

#challenger #testasterone #date life #flirting

When someone's trying to take a picture of you.

#selfie #pug #puppy #dog #cute #adorable

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A$AP Rocky and Sky Ferreira

drag0nair

this is the most accurate representation of personalities that i have ever seen

spookyoubliette

Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world

I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now.

This is happening.

gamemakerm

There’s always been a Men In Black fandom

you just don’t remember them

mynewurl

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad

I AM IN DISBELIEF

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tell me you married him

sav-n-cheese

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

soleil-vert

gettin’ real sick of underwear and responsibilities

xoxogriezmanngirl

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

I don't always visit porn sites, but when I do there is a ridiculous amount of single moms in my area that want me.

#dos equis #the man #sex #porn

Amateurs

#amateur #blowjob #jizz

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I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…