i make myself laugh

sorry in advance

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[maxxie-or-smth]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

[redstonedust]

more musicians should write about completely made up situations. i dont wanna hear another breakup album thats obviously just the singer venting about their ex. its boring. i dont care. make up some OCs and write crazy POV songs about them killing eachother.

[depsidase]

[wumblr]

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

[phantombussy]

Medium sized dolphin!

[wumblr]

YAYY

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

merch idea: that fuck-ass blue and purple mickey shirt but instead of mickeys it’s neds

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[rageisinourveins]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[nixie-dantes-belvedere]

[staraya]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Do you enjoy doing math?"

"I do not."

"How about live improv?"

"Not at all."

"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"

"...keep talking."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

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