controversial cult leader and known tax evader

Darian • 24 • she/her

[ryebreadgf]

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[chibi-crazy]

#He's a semi immortal teenager who looks like a serene adult leave him alone (don't)#Was given baby's first leaving the forest task and it was deliver this note and then decided to go full questing#Has no basis for comparison and also thinks its funny#Legolas I love you#lotr

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[achillesinhighheels]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[bwfambi]

zuko having one child is insane i would’ve been pregnant every damn year

#KeepPounding

[wafflehousewarrior]

I still don’t really know what homestuck is about after all these years and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[wafflehousewarrior]

Emo boy Choso

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[lokihiddleston]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)

[marisatomay]

sunset after 7pm today moodboard

[dukeofdelirium]

We waited 10 years for El being told to fucking commit suicide and Will slow burn rejection and Mike nothingburger character canon. Oh brother fuck off

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

google what do i do if my special interest starts to fucking suck

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes