waffleridingunicorn

Dan here... Crap content if I post...

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Do bacteria on our hub caps get dizzy when we start driving

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If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

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Tonight its just going to be you, me…

…and John

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Blank sheets... Bit boring?

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nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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Next on worlds biggest lies, a man tells his wife he was only out for the 'one' pint with the lads

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[jayce]

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Friends ask, and I deliver... I guess... I’m not sure what they think 

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Do you think clouds look down on people and think: "That one's shaped like an idiot"?

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Do you think they look at you and go: “Wow, that one’s unoriginal”?

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Well...

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That “friend”

We all have that one person in our lives, that we hate, they hate us, yet we both act like friends around each other not knowing that the other person knows you hate them

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My friend asks, I deliver

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ok the question is, were you a webkinz, club penguin, or neopets kid

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The next question is, what the hell are neopets and webkinz?

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I was totally gonna get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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One way or another I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna

Then cripple under layers and layers of anxiety