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Jordan | They/Them | I just like drawing and video games and stuff

[aphrostiel]

i drew the creature

[oliviawebsite]

i use "^_^" so often because a sinister darkness lurks within me

[glassshine]

yo bro do the thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[spiritsonic]

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

[spiritsonic]

This post has escaped containment within the fandom and I keep seeing tags like "lol WTF looks like a Sonic character", and it's extremely funny for me

[zombiemollusk]

[spiritsonic]

This is by far my most popular post on this accursed webbed site. This is my legacy

[juliavaccina-art]

The Muppets x Labubu

[sashayed]

everything is very bad in this modern age but i truly think Merlin Bird ID App is a wonder so astonishing that it almost makes everything else worth it. like you can just sit somewhere and listen to birds and 4 minutes later you will know stuff you didn't know before. not only that but you might even retain that knowledge. this morning i sat with my coffee and let Merlin record my surroundings for 4 minutes and now i know 1) what a northern parula sounds like 2) that i have been listening to northern parulas for years without being aware that they even existed. this cheerful little gold-and-gray guy has been trilling at me my whole life and i've never known his name and now i do! you can sit there and hear something and think "that sounds familiar, i'd like to know what that is" and then look down and see the little bird ID light up LIVE. ohhh of course, a red-eyed vireo, how could i have forgotten. AI good actually.

[sashayed]

right after i posted this a HUMMINGBIRD buzzed up to stick his beautiful snoot in the bugleweed. how blessed i am to be the Beloved Child of the House!

[bunjywunjy]

merlin taught me that I've been surrounded by indigo buntings my whole life and I never truly appreciated that

[sashayed]

i am so jealous of you i am gnashing and grinding my teeth horribly like an ogre

[bunjywunjy]

[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[nitramaraho]

I cannot stress to you how batshit that thread was when it happened - please go back and read the bathroom link

[orteil42]

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

[cidertown]

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be

[stormlushy555]

[timlncomic]

[cirrussly-awesome]

happy tdov heres a comic i drew ages ago about being genderfluid

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[unterwaesche]

[prguitarman]

I drew that comic 11 years ago and it’s still accurate

[sabertoothwalrus]

I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3

[redstonedust]

a lot of media assumes robots would be immortal but i think its a lot more interesting to explore robots dealing with their parts wearing down and battery life shortening and all the horrible little failings that come with being a complicated machine. sure they can replace parts but you'd assume you cant completely ship of theseus them, or it'd have pretty big rammifications on their sense of identity. idk. give me robots with distinct, unique signs of aging. as a treat.

[redstonedust]

the notes on this post look like this btw

[wereville]

Just two lab partners being regular bros.

[throneofrayllum]

yeah. just bros. totally platonic.

[memewhore]

[gaybichon]

BITCHIN FRIZZY........