can I borrow an advil cold and sinus

rik/waffles/whatever u want she/her but in a nimona sort of way current hyperfixation: KPDH, Broadway shows, psych

[bogleech]

I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That is a chorus of aliens about to sing me a song

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Muppet ass plant

[frizz-bees]

a little artist :)

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[the-catboy-minyan]

I am being bullied into becoming Moses

[aqlstar]

Pretty sure Moses was also bullied into becoming Moses.

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[witchofdunwich]

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

[yubriamakesart]

i’m not Jewish but now i’m also captivated by the concept of a menorah borealis, and I didn’t see anyone else drawing it. Hope you like it & hope everyone who celebrates has a lovely Hanukkah. <3

edit: now with the correct number of branches for a Hanukkah menorah.

[lintubintu]

@outfoxt Look how pretty

[thirstyvolleyballhoe]

I hope Pantheon gets more popular. I just know Caspian is tumblr's type

[captain--miracle]

ah, look at all the lonely people...

[rowrowronnie]

needed to get doodle this out of my system

[klobexia]

Cary is so well named. When you start the series you’d think his name is derived from the Germanic version, which means warrior. But I think that Cary’s name probably comes from the Welsh language version: Pure.

It’s such a creative way to show the two sides of him we see, the aggressive and violent false Cary we are introduced to and the kindhearted and well meaning Cary that he truly is.

[caleblwidogast]

I fucking love that they did the switch around with Cary and Renee and the contrast between who they are vs who their role is; the one acting as the bad parent being the one who actually loves Caspian and has since day 1, hates and regrets the role he's played, doesn't want to hurt Caspian and tells him the truth about his life, and does what he can to look out for him and protect him once he no longer has to act his part vs the loving mother who turns out to have absolutely no affection for Caspian at all, in fact seems to actively dislike him and has absolutely no reservations about literally disposing of him when he's served his purpose

[thejackrandahotel]

baby caspian. tiny little caspian. three apples tall caspian. baby caspian riding a kids bike. baby caspian getting excited about his christmas gift. baby caspian with mom and dad. small baby boy caspian who had no idea about any of these crazy shit that's happen to him one day. who had no idea of who he is or isn't and who he will or will not become. baby caspia- (*chokes back tears)

[cutepicsfrommyphone]

After two years since the show started and caught my interest, I have finally watched season 1 of Pantheon on Netflix. I think I may have a new scrunkly or two now.

[caleblwidogast]

The fact that Caspian was made to be isolated, bullied, lonely, depressed, and psychologically abused all because a group of corporate nutjobs needed him to be in order to get what they needed out of him breaks my heart. He suffered so much and they made him suffer, they manufactured his life so he'd suffer, they created storylines and planted at least one actor that we know of into his life to ensure that his suffering continues

Thinking independently of the plot of pantheon and his role in it, imagining the type of the person Caspian may have been and the life he may have lived had he not been born in the circumstance he did hurts so much, would he have had lots of friends and experienced joy and fun and a life outside of the safe haven of his bedroom? Would he have been truly happy? The fact that in season 1 when deciding to go and live the last few days of the world as they know it, Caspian finds his way to a shelter where he volunteers and helps others says a huge amount about who he truly is regardless of what others put so much work into making him, because at the end of the day would we have EVER seen Stephen Holstrom spend what he feels to be his last days helping others? No, instead Stephen Holstrom spends his last days preparing for another human being, this same human being who chooses to help others when stuff starts going to hell, to suffer so he can benefit from him and dispose of him later

[cmdrvaneia]

Pantheon Season 1 spoilers without context

[ethelnol]

love and heartache and sap and sci-fi and the nature of what it means to be concious, a person, and how ultimately our perception of reality doesn't matter because it's our experiences that define us and how they felt to us and

holy shit, pantheon is my new favorite show

[koshercosplay]

alrighty folks buckle up for the fifth year of menorabilia ratings! I've scoured the internet (and my eyeballs) so get ready for the best and worst chanukah merchandise of the year

okay first I just need to get these fuckin gnomes out of the way. ideally permanently. this guy's hat has so much going on I don't know where to begin. the menorah? not kosher. also wrong. the dreidels? certainly have,,, something written on them. everyone knows reindeer love chanukah, the lighting fires holiday. 5/10 at least it's got SOMEWHAT of a cuteness factor

turning old CDs into fake sufganiyot is certainly creative bc that's the only explanation for those monstrosities that I'll accept. please don't spin your spontaneous combustion menorahs on top of your dreidels. it won't bring the next season any faster. 4/10 I'll put up with a lot if you're offering to pay for my netflix account

they are Setting That Torah On Fire. is that why there's an oil jug next to a candle menorah. 6/10 the פ instead of a ש‎ on the dreidel is because the miracle is just the torah not bursting into flames

this really puts the messy in messianic. it's got the wrong amount of branches. why is the shamash just two stacked cups. the cross looks like an airplane. oh god it also has the jesus fish. -76162802492/10 never knew a single image could contain so much No.

some of these menorahs are kosher and some are not which really spices things up. what a fun little game of I spy for me. I enjoy the addition of various happy animals celebrating chanukah but were the santa hats really necessary? 7/10 that bottom dreidel has two נ‎s. none dreidel with left coins.

I can acknowledge that it's an attempt to jewish-ize a christmas thing but tinsel is, unfortunately, occasionally, pretty. weird choice to have all the menorahs have נ‎s but sure. what's that? those are dreidels? wrong. take a look at the helpful next image of this item.

do you see it yet? here let me help.

clearly those are menorahs. we light them on fire and spin them as fast as we can. first one to die loses. 5/10 google is your friend

move over fiddler on the roof chassidim with bottle balancing skills, here come some cats with impressive candle dexterity. this may not be a kosher menorah but their TAILS are the BRANCHES. 7/10 I am easily won over by the presence of cats okay

canon jewish representation, a spinning dreidel, a kosher menorah, some chocolate gelt, and they're eating fresh latkes. I needed these yesterday. 10/10 rugrats my beloved never lets me down

(previous years 1, 2, 3, 4)