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[wafflexdguy]

INFO POST!!!!!!!!!!?????

(In MY Christian Minecraft server???? Insane!!!)

Basic Info:

Pronouns: He/Him (Or just call me whatever you want, I don't really care)

Fandoms I'm Currently In: I don't know anymore

REQUESTS ARE CLOPENED!!! (Opened for specific fandoms)

YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE MY WORKS FOR AI TRAINING OR CHATBOTS!

Reblog blog

About me:

Hi, me name's Waffle! And I do things such as posting cringe, doing art and play single player games because my ego's too fragile to accept losing at multiplayer games /joking probably

Been writing since 2020, which is about 5 years for those unwilling to do the quick math. And throughout that time, I've learned that I hate writers block and artist block. Either way, here I am.

As of somewhere around 2024, I've decided that I'm just going to write whatever I like the most and leave the ones I don't want to do later, because typically the things I like to write about the most is what I have the most motivation for and thus better quality. (Or at least, I think so.) So sorry if it takes awhile to get to your request.

There's nothing else to really say about me that isn't more personal... I like Red Alert 3!

*Ahem*

UPDATING requests rules: I am allowed to deny a request if I do not feel comfortable with it or just don't have the motivation or inspiration to write it. I want to make that clear.

ADDITIONAL UPDATE: I should make it clear that if you message me, I would rather you lead with what you want to say or what your question is, because I won't reply unless otherwise. I don't trust much of anything to not be a scam or spam.

MASTERLISTS:

Murder Drones

Dandys World

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Cat

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I recently discovered life orb Annihilape U-Turn is enough to make a grown man cry.

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Hey guys, first time actually asking for help in a game: Does anyone know what mega Scolipede's ability is? I can't find it where I usually can.

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Thanks @karmacreatesstuff for telling me what the ability is: Shell armor.

Honestly, mega evoing Scolipede doesn't really seem all that worth it. I OH-KO'd a blastoise when I did mega evo him but I'm honestly debating whether or not it's worth it over speed boost or swarm.

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Hey guys, first time actually asking for help in a game: Does anyone know what mega Scolipede's ability is? I can't find it where I usually can.

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playing pokemon champions and

fuck sunlight teams fuck sunlight teams fuck sunlight teams fuck sunlight teams fuck sunlight teams

at least raindance teams have more class than you you motherfuckers i'll kill your whimscott i swear to god

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if you remember that reblog I made with the second document regarding the qwel situation, do not click on it anymore. It’s since been deleted, but it’s related to a robux scam thing and should not be trusted.

I’m sorry for putting you all at risk. Please be wary of the links you click on, and have a good day.

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"They're kids! Come oooon let then generate ai videos of their faves!"

I think, of all demographics, kids should be the most encouraged to indulge their creativity and human skill; horrible impacts of AI regarding theft and environmental damage aside would it not be more beneficial to encourage a young mind's development to to use their own hands and skill to bring their ideas to life?

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Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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fuck it

get incorect quoted idiot

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Y/n: I have feelings for you. Zip: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Zip: We both look very handsome tonight. Y/n: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Zip: I couldn't take that chance.

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Y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Zip: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Y/n: … Y/n: You mean ring bearER, right? Zip: … Y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Zip: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/n: I wrote you a poem. Zip, already crying: You did?

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Zip, trying to flirt with Y/n: I think both of our families suck.

(There's irony to this if you've read the story so far)

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Zip: So you like cats? Y/n: Yeah. Zip: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

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So this is Qwelvers response.

Before you read MY response to it, read the actual document first and form your own opinion on it. I'm just sharing my thoughts on it.

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"Some have criticized my silence as avoidance."

Qwel, it WAS avoidance. If it took you a month or two to respond to allegations that you actively took part of abuse and mocked a victim into a 3 page youtuber twitter document, then you were avoiding it. It was probably just the people closest to you finally just telling you to say SOMETHING and this was the most you could come up with.

"I didn't have the maturity to realize I was being manipulated."

You got manipulated into thinking that keeping a -and if we take you at face value- a suspected pedophile in a team which actively makes a game for children was a good idea? You're kidding, right?

You turned 21 in 2025. So you would have been 20 when you released dandys world. You were above 18, my current age, you had more than enough maturity to know that keeping a suspected pedophile on the team probably wasn't the best idea.

"The moment I had the full and complete picture of what this person had done, I did not wait."

You understand that we have proof that you knew what he was doing right? Even if you didn't have the full picture, you had enough to know that it wasn't worth keeping this person around.

From a brand perspective, it's just not worth it keeping him around. Ethically, you should have just kicked him out once the CP thing popped up on your radar. That's not something you fuck around with when you're making a game for children.

And on top of all of this, you didn't address the victims directly, you sent a cease and desist to the victims and now you have the balls to try and allude that they're lying when you have absolutely NO proof to back it up.

The only GOOD thing I can really say about this document is that you at least said sorry, but I know it's disingenuous and that you probably don't even mean it. But you basically just said you were sorry FOR them, and not by your inaction or lack thereof.

Yeah, all of this to say that unless she can actually come up with proof that she didn't do all of those things, I won't be making DW content anymore.

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Because people wanted to be wrong.

Because that even if they weren't wrong, they wanted to know whether or not Qwel was genuinely remorseful at least.

This document basically spat on their hopes because it's the most corporate, soulless apology that you see from rare apologies like microsoft.

For some weird reason, I always see the 'I don't know why people wanted them to respond'.

Because they genuinely wanted to be wrong and that the person being slandered genuinely wasn't a bad person. Or if they had done those things at least be apologetic about it. That's why people push for those responses.

Because so many people get falsely accused of something they never did. Why do you think the death penalties are outlawed in a lot of countries?

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“and most of it has been painful in ways I’m still processing.” As if she wasn’t play Overwatch or sewh on Roblox 😭

To be fair, escapism is a method of coping. I would know, because one of the ways I've handled the worst moments of my life was playing video games.

Though, that was about 8 years ago when my drunk neighbor died, so maybe the situations aren't exactly the same.

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So this is Qwelvers response.

Before you read MY response to it, read the actual document first and form your own opinion on it. I'm just sharing my thoughts on it.

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"Some have criticized my silence as avoidance."

Qwel, it WAS avoidance. If it took you a month or two to respond to allegations that you actively took part of abuse and mocked a victim into a 3 page youtuber twitter document, then you were avoiding it. It was probably just the people closest to you finally just telling you to say SOMETHING and this was the most you could come up with.

"I didn't have the maturity to realize I was being manipulated."

You got manipulated into thinking that keeping a -and if we take you at face value- a suspected pedophile in a team which actively makes a game for children was a good idea? You're kidding, right?

You turned 21 in 2025. So you would have been 20 when you released dandys world. You were above 18, my current age, you had more than enough maturity to know that keeping a suspected pedophile on the team probably wasn't the best idea.

"The moment I had the full and complete picture of what this person had done, I did not wait."

You understand that we have proof that you knew what he was doing right? Even if you didn't have the full picture, you had enough to know that it wasn't worth keeping this person around.

From a brand perspective, it's just not worth it keeping him around. Ethically, you should have just kicked him out once the CP thing popped up on your radar. That's not something you fuck around with when you're making a game for children.

And on top of all of this, you didn't address the victims directly, you sent a cease and desist to the victims and now you have the balls to try and allude that they're lying when you have absolutely NO proof to back it up.

The only GOOD thing I can really say about this document is that you at least said sorry, but I know it's disingenuous and that you probably don't even mean it. But you basically just said you were sorry FOR them, and not by your inaction or lack thereof.

Yeah, all of this to say that unless she can actually come up with proof that she didn't do all of those things, I won't be making DW content anymore.

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HOWOWHOWHWDY YAAALLLLLL~~~~!!!!!

SSOOOOO today I took over this stupid guis tumblr vlog, and now I'm goona give YOU guys a small helpful tutorial about how YOU can get your crush to like you!

One: Kill their entire family.

Once you get rid of thos useless people your crush calls a 'family', then the only person they can possibly love is YOU! IF they call you a monster, it's just a compliment! They'll learn to love you the way you love them in time

Twu: Kidnap them if they run away.

NOw, this may seem... waht was it he called it...?

Ah, right! Counterintuitive.

BUT HEAR ME OUT

When the only person they can see and talk to in their life is YOU then they HAVE to love you eventually! I've tried this, and currently we're at the 'I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU' phase!

Hey, it's better than the 'im going to call the cops' phase we were at a week ago, so we're making progress!

Now, lastly, if all else fails?

Brainwash them!

They can't possibly think abuot anything else if the only person they can possibly focus on is yourself! ANd with you giving them the order to love you, there's no possible way they can reject you!

Anyway, that's all guys! I hope this has helped YOU get your love interest! Until next time I hack this losers blog again BYYYEEEEEEEE!!!~~~~~

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yeah that's a sane and normal thing to say that definitely wouldn't get your shit wrecked irl if you said that.

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Claims so support the victims but calls one of them it mhm okay

Jojis Twitter bio states it uses it/it's pronouns jackass

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I love anonymous comments like this because it really does point out how stupid some people can be without the risk of them getting keyboard warrior'd.

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Mentioned this over on Reddit so I'll just copypaste it from there:

I've kept thinking about it, and while the way Qwel attempted to smear my reputation among staff was ridiculous, it's felt worse and worse the more I've cross-referenced it with how Qwel herself behaves and has interacted with the community.

Like, the way she went about it was funny (I mean, it reads like fucking self-shipper/kin drama), but the fact that she had nothing on me to shit on, so she defaulted to "Snail wants to marry/have sexual intercourse with a fictional character" is... Shitty? I don't think she was smart enough to go for that angle purposefully, but the end result very clearly is that Qwel was trying to paint me as a creep, or worse, an active danger to the community.

Given how she dragged her feet in firing Rox, and what she would later go on to do to people like Sam and Anon 1, in a weird way it feels like for a while she was making shit up about me to draw attention away from her among staff. The way she did it was ridiculous, but the intent was obviously fucking rancid, and even if by accident, she really was banking on the staff seeing me as a threat to other people in the fandom. I feel gross.

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I don’t really know much about your side of the drama, but from the sounds of it it must’ve sucked having your name smeared like that.

But I can’t help but laugh at Qwel’s hypocrisy about trying to paint you as a creep when she mocked a minor for getting abused and subsequently hiring a pedophile to work on a game targeted towards children.