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[linecoveredinjellyfish]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for your good friend and pen pal jonathan harker tonight. god knows, he's gonna need them

[gfwqededxde]

did anyone else watch Crashbox on HBO when they were a kid?? I see NO ONE acknowledge that it existed. with those little gameshows like The Revolting Slob, Haunted House Party, and Distraction News???

anyone??? I would pay a million dollars to watch an episode but I am, alas, inept at piracy

[solitairians]

dracula is so funny rn mina and lucys letters are just like hiiii bestie loml sweetheart 😍😍😍💕 how are youuuuuu i love you soooo much 🥰 can't wait to see you again you're my favourite person everrrr did i hear you have a CRUSH 🤭🤭 btw sorry 4 slow replies 😅😅 i was busy thinking about my boyfriend 😍😍😍 JONATHAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍 and then the jonathan in question is just like Dear Diary Today I Experienced Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

[grumfy]

Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

[peashooter85]

Turquoise inlaid bronze sword, China, Spring and Autumn Period (771-476 BC)

from Sotheby's

[peashooter85]

Gold gilded firangi, India, 18th century

from Czerny's International Auction House

[corpseofkingminos]

pov dave strider but its 1278 feat inacurate armor and unsafe sword handling

[toastbutteregg]

[waflehouse]

i lived bitch

[cordspaghetti]

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

[whitemoderato]

Made this quick sketch because I had so much stress at work that I had to do something creative and positive <3 Toru x Kyo © Fruits Basket - Natsuki Takaya Art © iro-kotori

[shitposting-within-the-florpus]

[waflehouse]

i havent been on this god forsaken website in so long and let me say ohoho. coming back to 99+ notifications really inflates the ego

[pangur-and-grim]

it feels nice to be licked by a cat, and very nasty to be licked by a dog

[iridescent-glint-beetle]

vriska would obsessively practice doing bottle flips because she could show off to terezi and, after practicing it for a week, vriska would do it in front of her and terezi would

1. think it’s stupid 2. grab the bottle and 3. do it on her first try, destroying vriska’s dreams eternally

[unintelligible-screaming]

VRISKA: …and that’s the story of how my mom made me kill hundreds of other kids.

DAVE: holy shit have you tried going to therapy

VRISKA: *puts her arm around terezi* Ha! The only therapy I need is Terepy.

TEREZI: >8]

VRISKA: ::::)

TEREZI: NO BUT S3R1OUSLY G3T 4 TH3R4P1ST