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@s0ft1eee
Introducing myself!!
Heya! I'm Softie, you can call me Soft! and welcome to my page! I hope you enjoy your stay :)
I will most likely write x readers and post random things that come to mind.
good things will happen đ§ż
things that are meant to be will fall into place đ§ż
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
heyyyy do you still write for bill hader because iâve got some pretty good requests if so
I do!! Request away! ^^
"And seemingly, something did."
You huffed softly, fixing the grocery bags in your hands with a slight struggle so they werenât as painful to carry, they dragged your arms down as you swayed as to not topple over while walking. This week, wasnât your week. You had gotten splashed by mud before you went out to work, your car just shut down for some reason, some dog bit your leg?? It just wasnât a good week.
âItâs friday though..â You mumble quietly, â..woo..â you also let out a sarcastic cheer as your eyelids began to get slightly heavier.
Not to mention, your best friend found their soulmate already! They met at a bar and they will not shut up about said soulmate. Of course youâre happy for them! How could you not? But you couldnât help but envy them, envy that they finally found the love of their life. They would squeal about how perfect their soulmate is, giving you that feeling of emptiness you always got, like something was missing.
You always wondered where your red string led to. Who was on the other end? Was he nice? Did he have pretty eyes? Was his hair soft? Would he like you? ...would he like you?.. That was always the biggest question, with no answers in sight.
You dreamily thought about who your soulmate was, tugging on the string. Sometimes you hoped it would cause your soulmate to fall. Just something to cause a reaction.
And seemingly, something did.
You collided quite harshly with something, no, someone. Falling back on your behind, you dropped all of your groceries due to the unexpected impact. You let out a loud groan of pure annoyance at this inconvenience.
âFuck- oh my god Iâm so sorry. I wasnât looking where I was going andâŚâ The strangerâs voice drifted off, but you didnât care for that. You noticed a slight shift showing he moved a little before his voice drifted.
âItâs fine..â You mumble as you look up to the stranger. To be honest he was extremely attractive, and extremely tall. He had messy dirty blonde/brunet hair and a tired look painted on his face. Your eyes drifted to his outfit, a navy blue sweater with some normal jeans, not the most fashionable but cute. Now onto his hand that was so kindly held out for you. It had a ring on his middle finger and a.. red string on his ring finger.
âOh my...â You choked out, instantly raising your own hand to see the string that connected you two.
âYou are.. my soulmate.â The man said, a soft smile growing on his features. You quickly took his hand, helping yourself up to your feet.
âI.. I guess I am.â You smile up at him. â(Y/N).â You put out your much smaller hand in his direction.
âBo.â
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Hey guys!! Sorry if this isn't that, well. I hope everyone has a good day and I will be working on more requests!!
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In light of all the recent hate, Iâve seen several sweet messages over the last few days to my friends and mutuals from anons or other blogs telling writers/content creators how much they love them and their works! This is what I love seeing! đĽ°
Letâs keep spreading the LOVE!
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I might not say it enough or reach out enough or interact enough with all of you (I'm too scared to initiate convo firstđ) but I absolutely love seeing everyone on my dash and i just wanna tell you I appreciate you all and I love you allâ¤â¤â¤â¤â¤â¤â¤
@drabblewithfrannybarnes @amythedvdhoarder @chuckbass-love @mypoisonedvine @the-iceni-bitch @worksby-d @honeysucklesteve @donutloverxo @gotnofucks @gogolucky13 @thefallenbibliophilequote @coffeebooksandfandom @dwights-new-plague @stargazingfangirl18 @navybrat817 @cloudystevie @brattycherub @peachyteague @honeyloverogers @just-one-ordinary-fangirl @msmarvelwrites @starlightcrystalline @nsfwsebbie @fallinforevans @nano--raptor @nacho-bucky @chubbybuckydumpling @whimsicalrogers @babyyhoneyydarling @firefly-in-darkness @samwilsons-pillowpecs @sagechanoafterdark @saiyanprincessswanie and anyone who sees this
I'm sure I'm missing a lot of people, please forgive me
oh god thank you! let's see if i can think of all the names. but know if you're not on here it's because i'm a dumb stoner not because i don't love you! please always feel free to hit me up because i'm so bad at communication!
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I THOUGHT I FOLLOWED YOU BACK!! I see you in my notifs all the time youâre so sweet đâ¤ď¸ Iâll tag @s0ft1eee,@starlitt and @slutkovia because I think theyâre cool đ
AH thank you so much!!! You're really cool too!!! @chloecatina421 @hangovercurse @writinghood are so awesome!!
good things will happen đ§ż
things that are meant to be will fall into place đ§ż
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Good things are happening đ§ż
Things that are meant to be are falling into place đ§ż
Hello Everyone!
It's been awhile :] but I watched Bo Burnham's new "Inside" (i'm still coping) and it gave me motivation to complete some stuff I've been pushing off! So I'm hoping my soulmate au fic will be done by later today, and some other requests!!
Also, I recently watched Silicon Valley, let me just say, it's godly. So I'll be working on some fics on that too!!! I hope everyone had a good day! See ya soon!
Hiii! iâm Cherie but i go by Cher for the most part i love bo burnham and i go by they/them pronouns! and yeah i saw your post about your followers going into your asks to introduce themselves and i always need more friends lol
AAA hello!!!! Itâs lovely to meet you! :D Honestly same, always need more friends lol! I hope your day is going great! ^^
contiuation/part two of the john mulaney smut you wrote? đđ â¤â¤â¤â¤
Ask and ye shall receive đ I had like four people ask this and aaa butterflies
Demanding (part two)
Warnings: cocky!john, semi-public sex, somewhat hatefucking, Johnâs a biter, cute ending
hello guys i'm back and i hopefully have something for you guys!! <3 hope everyones doing well!!
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
Iâm here if you want to talk no matter about what â¤ď¸
"It's called a disguise, Berkman."
Censored swearing, implying of killing? If those make you uncomfortable please don't read!!
(Y/N) carefully flicked the lipstick brush against her lips, gliding the deep red gloss across. She pressed her lips together and smirked, fixing the messy platinum blonde wig. The phone besides her started to vibrate, humming as it shook. She glanced down.
Hank is callingâŚ
She let out a low hum herself, plucking it up and clicking answer.
âHow am I- OH! He-Hello (Y/N)! Just the beautiful woman I wanted to talk to..â Hank tried to charm. (Y/N), not buying any of it, hummed once again, rolling her eyes.
âCut the bullsh*t Hank. Whyâd you call me? Iâm about to head out now.â She told him while fixing the tight dress and applying more blush.
âYeah⌠about that..â â..did plans change?â âSomething like that..â
âWell spit it out.â âOkay⌠So, you remember Barry?â âHow could I forget, f*cking prick.â (Y/N) scoffed, rolling her eyes. She heard a wince on the other end of the line. âOkay. So I mightâve accidentally⌠assigned you and Barry the same target..â
Silence, on both ends for a moment. Calm before the storm maybe. She put down her makeup brush with a harsh tap.
âYou did WHAT?â âLISTEN LISTEN!! It was a mistake!! I didnât mean to! I just forgot I assigned you first!â
âWell tell him to F*CK OFF and find a new hit!â She snapped. â...heâs already waiting for you. I already told him and he agreed to work with you, so I suggest you just. Suck it up and work with him!â Hank offered excitedly. She sucked in a breath.
âFine fine, the plan is still the same, correct? I still have to⌠seduce the target and sh*t?â She asked, putting on her red high heels that matched everything else her strapless red satin dress that hugged her body tightly.
âYep! But youâll have to meet up with Barry before you enter, youâll have to explain the plan in more detail.â You could practically hear Hank smiling.
â..Alright, letâs just get this sh*t over with.â She snarled before pressing hang up and putting her phone in her purse.
(Y/N) walked with confidence to the exit of the lobby. She saw an awkward tall male shifting around. A black cap on his head and a gray hoodie covering his top half. Her eyes met his and she could visibly see him gulp. She rolled her eyes as she stopped in front of him, placing a hand on her hip.
â(Y-Y/N)- What are you wearing??â Barry questioned, his eyes wide as they searched her body.
âItâs called a disguise, Berkman. Now,â (Y/N) leaned up, taking off his cap and unzipping his jacket, taking it off for him as he just stood frozen. âThere. Weâre going to a club, not a funeral.. Yet.â
(( KK I DID IT!!!!! I'm working on like 3 other things right now but I figured I could give you guys a treat while you wait lol! I might make a part two but idk, I liked the idea of a one-sided enemies to lovers. !!ALSO PLEASE CHECK MY UPDATED PINNED!! I made a little note that I want people to check out! I hope you have a great day/night! - Softie :D ))8
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