burn your binder, break up with your chaser boyfriend, grow out your mustache, only use butthole for sex, go to a barber and call him gay if he misgenders you, take too many adderal, work on your backflips, jump to conclusions, wear a trans flag pin, shotgun (non alcoholic) beer cans, cry on your dogs fur, cry because they betrayed you, cry because you cant get time back, cry because your mother hated seeing her little boy self in your short haircut, cry because you cant get revenge for your kid self bc of what your mom said, cry because your hair is falling out, cry because you survived the psych ward, cry because of your ex, cry because noone is watching you, cry like a man.

























