...I'd Say I Care, But I Really Don't...

~Chels~Muppet~21~Female~NZ~Racecar driver~Football player~ I Live To Race, The Faster Better.

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

I always feel selfish because I often have thoughts everyone would be better off without me, that no one would care if I was gone or died. Then I think about my cat, how much she loves me, how when she walks into a room no one else is important to her she comes straight to me talking and jumps on my lap. The thought of her having no idea where I have gone or why I abandoned her makes me think twice about my life. My cat is my life line, without her I think i would have given up long ago.

[forthefuns]

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

It's sad to think that dreams may not hold a material cost, but the cost they can have on your mind and heart can be infinitely damaging.

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

I'll never understand why crying is such an tiring emotional response.

[quadballconsent]

Here's to the people who...

… Ask “can I kiss you?” or lean in halfway and then wait for you to close the gap.

… Tap the item of clothing and check to see if you’re okay removing it.

… Respect your boundaries *without* pointing out how “nice” and “patient” they’re being and how very hard they’re struggling to be okay with it.

… Surprise you with kisses *only after* you’ve told them how much you enjoy getting surprise kisses from them.

… Remember where you don’t like to be touched.

… Appreciate your body as it is and when it changes.

… Communicate before, during, and after intimacy.

Here’s to the people who make consent a natural part of relationships, as it should be.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

“here’s to the people that do what is expected of them as human beings”

[c0deinee]

CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

[emedemabri]

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

The Customer Is Not Always Right: Needs To Press Paws

(I am cashier at a pet store. I see a man walk into the store, pick up a large and expensive coffee table book on show dogs, and get in my line. My manager has warned me, and shown me a picture of this man. He tries to convince cashiers to give him a refund for items he has just stolen. I immediately page my manager, who, unbeknownst to me, is tied up with a minor medical emergency in the back of the store.)

Thief: “I want to return this item.”

Me: “Do you have a receipt?”

Thief: “No.”

Me: “I’m very sorry, sir. Without a receipt, I cannot give you a refund.”

Thief: “Give me a refund.”

Me: “Sir, I watched you pick that book up when you came in. I know you did not buy it.”

Thief: “Give me the f****** money, or I’ll kick your a**.”

(Most of the customers in my line start backing away.)

Me: “Sir, I cannot give you any money, and if you leave with that item I will call the police. Please leave the store.”

Thief: “You little a**-hole!”

(The thief grabs the front of my shirt, and rears his arm back to punch me. I throw my arms up to shield my face. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a flash of movement. The next thing I see is a spatter of blood on my counter, and the man out cold on the floor with a bloody nose. My manager, with a paramedic from the earlier emergency, walks up.)

Manager: “What the heck just happened?”

(As I tell my story, an assistant manager calls the police, opens another line, and checks out the waiting customers. The paramedic starts checking on the man, who has a clearly broken nose. The man slowly regains consciousness, and points to me.)

Thief: “She assaulted me! I’m going to sue!”

(I talk to the police.)

Me: “He grabbed me, but I never hit him. I don’t know how he got hurt!”

(The man, a known criminal, is handcuffed and put in the police car. The officers and my manager go to review the security cameras. About ten minutes later, I get called to come back to the office.)

Manager: “You have got to watch this!”

(The camera footage clearly shows the man getting the book, getting in line, arguing with me, and then grabbing my shirt. At that moment, the customer in line after him, a tiny, middle-aged Asian woman, leaps up, grabs the hair on the back of his head, slams his face into my counter, and then calmly steps back to where she had been standing. She did it so quickly, that we have to run the footage back on slow to see exactly what she had done. After the thief is out cold, she walks over to the new line that the assistant manager opened, buys her bag of cat food with cash, and leaves without a word. Apparently, the other customers either didn’t see what she did, or decided to keep their mouths shut. We have no idea who she is, and we never see her again. The thief was charged with assault on me, and arrested. Wherever you are lady, thanks! You’re my personal super hero!)

[gifak-net]

[loki-cat2]

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

[honeybucky-deactivated20130720]

itS BACK

[undead-giraffe-deactivated20140]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I always have such need to merely talk to you. Even when I have nothing to talk about — with you I just seem to go right ahead and sort of invent it. I invent it for you. Because I never seem to run out of tenderness for you and because I need to feel you near. Excuse the bad writing and excuse the emotional overflow. What I mean to say, perhaps, is that, in a way, I am never empty of you; not for a moment, an instant, a single second.

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West (via ancient-serpent)

[vladtoly]

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow

They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you

They say things are ‘awkward’ because they can be uncomfortable in any situation, no matter who with, they don’t mean to personally hurt you

They cry because sometimes people and situations are too much, not because they’re looking for attention

They don’t text you a lot because they’re clingy, it’s because if you don’t reply, they think they’ve done something wrong

They can be set off by little things, so don’t say they’re overreacting when they panic

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They only mean the best

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

I find it amusing how girls are so quick to call guys shallow and vice versa.

Because we are sitting on a thought that all guys are looking for a skinny big busted well shaped arse bouncy sex driven female. And girls are just after tall dark well defined facial features and a fit body.

How about you open your eyes everyone. There are plenty of couples out there who don't look like that and are truely happy proving that not everyone is shallow.

Just because someone like how you look doesnt mean they are shallow it just means they are not the right one for you. Brush it off and move on because your prince charming or your Cinderella is out there.

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

Perfect at being me.

I will never be perfect, if i try to be anyone but me.

But i can be perfect at being me. I cannot be anyone else, so i should not try.

But what I can do, Is always be me. No one else can be me, So I should always try. As i can be perfect at being me.

[waitingfortheflagdrop]

The things that hurt the most leave scars that cant be seen. The scars that cannot be seen are always the deepest. Just because words can be the most help to someone hurting. Dont forget they can be the most dangerous weapon to. Words can create the most hurt and have potential to be deadly. Avoid saying mean things in the heat of anger. Just because you take them back doesn't mean the damage is reversed. Words leave deeper scars than anything that cn be seen.

[sklet0nclique]

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray (x)

[oxytreza]

*Hair spray* Spider: Ah! Person: Is it dead? Spider: No! Person: Ah! Spider: But my hair looks fabulous so thank you! hahaha!

[juelzsantanabandana]

You're a med student? You can barely type English 😕

my internet persona, vernacular, and typing style that I use on here for fun has no direct correlation to my academics nor my ability to rehabilitate patients u bitch 

[dmvkidcudi]

Comeback game on 💯💯💯💯

[airyastrology-blog]

Extremely basic astrology

**FIND YOUR BIRTH CHART HERE:http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal **

Sun signs- The strongest representation of yourself, who you truly are.

-Aries: Energetic, active, impulsive- March 21-April 19

-Taurus: Sensual, dependable, focused- April 20- May 20

-Gemini: Expressive, funny, clever- May 21- June 20

-Cancer: Emotional, imaginative, protective-June 21- July 22

-Leo: Confident, charismatic, ambitious-July 23-August 22

-Virgo: Analytical, serious, hard working-August 23- September 22

-Libra: Charming, sociable, romantic-September 23- October 22

-Scorpio: Powerful, secretive, passionate-October 23- November 21

-Sagittarius-Extroverted, independant, adventurous- November 22- December 21

-Capricorn: Serious, focused, curious-December 22- January 19

-Aquarius: Idealistic, detached, creative-January 20-Febuary 18

-Pisces: Imaginative, artistic, compassionate-February 19-March 20

** The elements, energies, and qualities are all based off of your sun sign, explained above.**

The Four Elements

-Air: Intellectual, unemotional and social-Aquarius, Libra, Gemini

-Fire: Spontaneous, confident and impulsive- Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

-Water: Emotional, compassionate and sensitive-Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

-Earth: Practical, reliable and realistic- Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn

Energies

-Yin: Indirect, introverted, submissive-Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

-Yang: Direct, extroverted and dominant-Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Qualities- Originally the signs “job”for each of the seasons, this relates to personality types.

-Cardnial: The initiators of each season, they are natural leaders, independant and like to begin things-Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

-Fixed: Maintain each season, consistent and stable-Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

-Mutable: Prepare for the next season, adaptable and good communicators- Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

**Ascendant, Moon, Mercury, and Venus signs are all found on your birth chart! See the top for the link. There are many more parts to your chart other than these 4, but I’m not going to get into those on this post:-) Houses are also found on birth chart, I’m not going to get into those too much either**

Ascendant/Rising sign- How you are perceived by others, peoples’ first impressions of you, and how you show yourself to the world. This is affected by what time you were born. This varies for everyone; (example you can be a Aries with a aquarius ascendant, meaning that you truly relate with aries, but act and share traits with aquarius…)  

Moon Sign- Controls emotions, your inner and subconcious self. Again this varies for everyone.(you could be a Libra with gemini ascendant and a cancer moon…. etc. you get the point)

Mercury- basically describes your brain. How you think, intelligence, and how you communicate with others

Venus- basically describes your heart. Controls love, relationships, art, harmony, etc.

Houses- These are the 12 “pie slices" of your birth chart, and each house will be ruled by one of the signs. Each house controls some area of your life.

1st- Identity

2nd- Self-worth

3rd- Knowledge

4th- Home and Family

5th- Creativity

6th- Work

7th- Relationships

8th- Transformation

9th- Beliefs

10th- Ethics and career

11th- Community

12- Spirituality

These are just some of the fundamentals of Astrology… There is so much more man.  Any questions just drop us an ask!